1. What is your name?
Darky

2. What is your gender?
Male

3. How old are you?
20

4. How tall are you?
About six foot

5. Are you in a relationship?
I'm just gonna formally announce that I'm probably not anymore

6. Where are you staying?
In the navy hotel

7. What day are you getting there?
Thursday

8. Who will you be with?
My m8s, we will be inseparable all weekend

9. Do you have art in the art show?
Nah, should make some though

10. What suit(s) will you have?
No suit

11. Can I dance with you?
Yeah

12. Can I touch you?
Yes

13. Can I talk to you?
Yes

14. Can I hug you?
Yes

15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes

16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
You most assuredly can

17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I do both, you can give me lots of cigarettes too

18. Can I give you lots of money?
Yes you can

19. Can I hang out with you?
Yes you can

20. How will I recognize you?
I have arse-length hair and lots of band shirts

21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
In bed, probably

22. Who are you rooming with?
NOBODY.

23. Attending any events?
Most likely, yeah. I'll be at the raves

24. How can I find you at the con?
Look for a gigantic fucking bird and I'll be with him 24/7, probably sitting on a sofa making dick jokes and proceeding to chuckle gormlessly about them

25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Not really