In today's major sports news... okay, eating news... the Arizona Diamondbacks are introducing a dessert of gastronomically epic proportions. Because a plain ol' churro isn't enough, they have created THE CHURRO DOG! It's basically a churro inside a Long John donut drizzled with caramel and chocolate sauces, ladled with not one, but three scoops of frozen yogurt and whipped cream on top of all that. Only $8.50, this dessert tops in at a breathtaking 1,117 calories. Yeah, THANK GOD for the frozen yogurt, otherwise it'd be pushing 2,000 calories with regular ice cream. Arizona furries, enjoy yourself. The Diamondbacks are going to suck and suck hard this year. Gotta have something to go to the ballpark for, I guess.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/1.....ing-churro-dog