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You don't know pain, until you've tried pole dancing.
10 years ago
I've done football.
I've done handegg.
I've done cross country, numerous martial arts, and years of weightlifting.
I've done P90X. I've done Insanity. I've done P90X and Insanity, AT THE SAME TIME.
I've marched over hill, vale, and mountainside (then climbed them) with everything I hold dear, strapped to my shoulders, for weeks on end.
But NOTHING I have ever done in my life has ever prepared me for the raw, undiluted pain, of 25 minutes of handstand exercises, for pole dancing routines. You know you've hit your limit, when not only do you have to tap out early, but you can barely put your cunting seatbelt on, before you drive home.
FUCK. DX<
I've done handegg.
I've done cross country, numerous martial arts, and years of weightlifting.
I've done P90X. I've done Insanity. I've done P90X and Insanity, AT THE SAME TIME.
I've marched over hill, vale, and mountainside (then climbed them) with everything I hold dear, strapped to my shoulders, for weeks on end.
But NOTHING I have ever done in my life has ever prepared me for the raw, undiluted pain, of 25 minutes of handstand exercises, for pole dancing routines. You know you've hit your limit, when not only do you have to tap out early, but you can barely put your cunting seatbelt on, before you drive home.
FUCK. DX<
(It gets less painful eventually! Stick with it X3 )
TELL ME YOU HAVE A STRIPPER POLE IN YOUR HOUSE! I NEED THIS TO BE A THING.
Dangit I knew I was forgetting to do something. Here she is in all her glory ♥ http://i.imgur.com/iAWxXvl.png I'll try and get a better scan but our scanner really hates anything on a white background ;_;
ALSO, WORK DAT POLE! WE SHALL MEET, AND SPIN, AND CONFUSE THE FUCK OUT OF CEBELIUS!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?.....=3&theater
Secondly: OUCH!
Pole burn is not a fun thing. I've never been on a stripper pole (thank God, I'd have everyone in the audience up-chucking otherwise..), but I've done those "Field Trip to the Fire Station to see how the Firemen go down the poles" deals, only I wasn't wearing jeans, I was wearing shorts. And a t-shirt. So exposed, dry skin + Firehouse Pole = Pain. :/
For reasons.
also NO U :D