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watchmen
17 years ago
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I saw it today and yes there are spoilers
okay, everyone has seen the blue guy in the commercials before
but the whole movie, m inus a few seconds, he's naked.
at one point there are four of them in one shot, naked
theres a big blue penis just staring at you while you're trying to enjoy a movie.
The Comedian, was a total pervert and morally fucked up man, but knew how the world really was
Night owl, when his mask was off, looked like a virgin.
the sex scene takes forever to go away, and all you see is a glimpse of the mans ass while he's thrusting , which made me think of the 300 , the way they did it.
Dr.manhattan, didnt give a flying fuck abotu the world until it was too late and 15million people were vaporized.rorshack, was amazing but he ended up being a total dick face and died anti climactically, but was also rather comedic when he was talking to the midget in jail.
Ms.Jupiter , she was like Killbill meets Xena, meets a bad porno
She was really good at fighting , though she wears skin tight latex in yellow and black. and she is in every sex scene in the movie, and they're not all with the same person.
and the villian that wasnt really a villian until the end, was pretty cool just not that great.
thuogh i thought it was interesting that he honored the egyptian pharoes
so it was pretty good
just not the best
okay, everyone has seen the blue guy in the commercials before
but the whole movie, m inus a few seconds, he's naked.
at one point there are four of them in one shot, naked
theres a big blue penis just staring at you while you're trying to enjoy a movie.
The Comedian, was a total pervert and morally fucked up man, but knew how the world really was
Night owl, when his mask was off, looked like a virgin.
the sex scene takes forever to go away, and all you see is a glimpse of the mans ass while he's thrusting , which made me think of the 300 , the way they did it.
Dr.manhattan, didnt give a flying fuck abotu the world until it was too late and 15million people were vaporized.rorshack, was amazing but he ended up being a total dick face and died anti climactically, but was also rather comedic when he was talking to the midget in jail.
Ms.Jupiter , she was like Killbill meets Xena, meets a bad porno
She was really good at fighting , though she wears skin tight latex in yellow and black. and she is in every sex scene in the movie, and they're not all with the same person.
and the villian that wasnt really a villian until the end, was pretty cool just not that great.
thuogh i thought it was interesting that he honored the egyptian pharoes
so it was pretty good
just not the best
And after that first couch scene with NiteOwl and Jupiter, we kept making Viagra jokes about it. And about how he can't get a hard-on without saving someone first.
Rorschach was interesting, I expected him to be taller. Sometimes he had the Christian Bale Batman syndrome where you couldn't quite catch what he was saying.
Ozymandias was........incredibly gay, not that it's bad or anything, just... interesting how fabulous they made him. (Purple Satin Suit? Really?)
Over all, I'd give the movie a 6 out of ten stars.