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Happy Birthday to Me
10 years ago
I belong in a tree,
I had an infection
and it hurts when I pee.
Happy birthday to you,
you belong in a zoo.
You had an abortion,
and your kid's in hell too.
(The catholic school versions of schoolyard rhymes are always metal ones. Technically it'd be in limbo, but hey. You can substitute "I'm a hundred and two" or "I'm a hundred and three" for either of the second lines.)
March 8th, such a stereotypical Pisces am I!
Embarrassed to say my age, because so many of my friends on here are so much older... but hey, I have an IQ of 152, an expansive vocabulary, knowledge of the grammar and slang of multiple countries and periods, and broad cultural, historical, media, economic and topical knowledge of most every recent decade, so I can usually on the internet pass as whatever age I deem appropriate. *evil laugh* I must only use these powers for... Aaaah, who am I fooling? Get off my lawn.
I had an infection
and it hurts when I pee.
Happy birthday to you,
you belong in a zoo.
You had an abortion,
and your kid's in hell too.
(The catholic school versions of schoolyard rhymes are always metal ones. Technically it'd be in limbo, but hey. You can substitute "I'm a hundred and two" or "I'm a hundred and three" for either of the second lines.)
March 8th, such a stereotypical Pisces am I!
Embarrassed to say my age, because so many of my friends on here are so much older... but hey, I have an IQ of 152, an expansive vocabulary, knowledge of the grammar and slang of multiple countries and periods, and broad cultural, historical, media, economic and topical knowledge of most every recent decade, so I can usually on the internet pass as whatever age I deem appropriate. *evil laugh* I must only use these powers for... Aaaah, who am I fooling? Get off my lawn.
(I do hope the day is wonderful for you)
I have a weird fascination with zodiac. What's your ascendant?
I'm not the biggest believer in the zodiac, but it's fascinating. And I'm living proof that sometimes it's true, I'm the living stereotype of a Pisces! I do nothing but draw, sleep and cry.
There are four Nicoles in my graduating year, and they call themselves after Disney Princesses or Star Trek characters to tell each other apart. One of them (Merida/Scotty, guess what color hair she has) told me if I was also a Nicole, they'd call me Rapunzel. I have long blond hair, wear a lot of purple, stay in my room all day out of terrible anxiety, and paint all day long. Plus, I really want to own a reptile of some sort at some point (my sister has a phobia, so I've never had one in the house, but I'd love to own a pet that ignores me completely like reptiles do).
I'll be celebrating mine on the 14th. I'd like to be able to say I'm a stereotypical pisces as well but I seem to only possess negative traits, ah. No intellectually challenging abstract art flowing fluidly from my self-trained Pisces hands like you.
http://puu.sh/cl4W5/fa71b7c6f5.jpg
And about the zodiac: I might be the closest evidence that there's not much to it. I'm a leo, and I'm nothing like that in rl. Someone told me my ascendant is scorpio, and that that kinda skews it...or Sagan was right and it's simply bs. It does make for nice conversational pieces, though. Also, what would the world do without the pick-up line "what's your sign?"
Tend to think that there is something to the zodiac for what I think are valid scientific reasons -- the amount of nurturing you receive, the amount of sunlight you receive, and the temperature you are exposed to during your first month of life has to have some sort of biological effect on your developing brain different from someone born at another time of the year..
The stereotypical Gemini.
I hope you have a good day and fairly awesome birthday. I hope you see many more. I hope you see one birthday where you don't have an ever-present sadness hanging over it that much. c:
Not a tiger burning brightBut a shan full of delight
In the mountains majesty
Among the snowy tapestry.
Candles burning on the cake
Which the shan shall soon take
And receive the joyful cheer
On another birthday this year.
A good thing to celebrate, each year and don't forget. :3