Okay, people have stolen this and asked WTF it is, so here's the rules.
Pretty much, for questions 1-9 you look up your (usually single-word) answer on Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/) and post them here. You can choose any definition that comes under your word. Don't enter a new definition to use.
Oh, and for number ten, you either sentence some other poor souls to the same fate, or make a smart-arse remark as to why you won't.

1) Your name? Rain

Pure beauty, in its simplest form.
Rain is a beautiful occurence that borders on self expression.
Rain = beauty.


2) Your age? 21

The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."


3) One of your friends? Scott

An incredibly cool person.
That is guy is such a Scott!

4) What should you be doing? Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5) Favorite colour? Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6) Birthplace? Campbelltown

Small city in outer west Sydney. Bums enjoy pissing games during the night and the main malls are filled with packs of adolescents (usually Teenyboppers) pissing their lives away for Thursday night shopping.
No bus-ride is ever complete in Campbelltown if there isn't somebody who is twitching, drinking alcohol or smells like alcohol, cigarette and sweat. Boofheads enjoy revving up riced up old Commodores, Corollas or Excels to entertain themselves and anybody else who isn't annoyed. At least the council tries to help...
Tries.

Outsider: I'm going to shop in Campbelltown Thursday night.
C'Town Teenybopper: Don't get rolled for your virginity.
Outsider: WooooOOOOrRd.

[Pretty accurate. Hence the leaving. lol]


7) Month of your birth? January

National Hangover Month. Because of the recent holidays and massive partying the general population spends the month hungover.
Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my boss will be hung over too .

8) Last person you talked to? Jack

1. To masturbate
2. Alternative word for Nothing
3. On Your Own (An abbreviated form of "Jack Jones")
1. "Come on, who doesn't feel the urge to Jack one off when you see her on the telly?"
2. "I've done Jack all day"
3. "I'm on my Jack at the moment"

9) One of your nicknames? Muchi

Muchi isn't defined yet.

10) Tag 5 People

No.

~Muchi!