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the nerdiest nightmare
10 years ago
I had a pretty bad nightmare last night. like, when i woke up, i was in a panic but it started off pretty fine. i will tell you the whole thing . . . might be long. so the scary part. . .for me that is starts in the fourth paragraph. if you want to read about my whole dream, go ahead, but i feel you are probably here for what a hard core nerd would get truly panicked in a dream over. before hand was pretty pleasant for my kinda dreams ^_^
the dream started out very nice. i was in a three bedroom large green house in a neighbor hood. i had a bunch of room mates. and i notice across the street the the neighbors are having a yard sale, just putting stuff out, including a pair of WW2 green Russian muck boots, and i wanted them. I went down stairs and one of my room mates was being a crazy ass hole. ever seen tom green when he was super hyper and annoying as hell? ya, like that. and so i feared he may piss of the neighbors. but i still went over, but when i got there the boots where missing and in stead there was a fold out couch there instead. i started talking to the neighbor and it was all polite enough, but i didn't mention the boots. suddenly my grandma was there and she was trying to convince me to by the fold out couch. . . that went on for a while.
Then i shifted, i was walking down the road, and it was night, and some one had just broken into an ATM and it was spewing out money, they grabbed as much as they could and ran, and i ran up, along long with about ten other people and we all started grabbing money. i had grabbed two hand fulls and stuffed them in my pockets and walked away, but them a metal grate rolled up, and it was people with a printing press of money, filling giant canvas sack with bills, i grabbed a hand full of that too and kept walking. as i walked, al started to look at the money, i noticed only about 1/10 of it was real. but as i walked the scenery around me changed, now i was in a large candy factory, where they made all the candies. . . and i mean ALL the candies. and it was me and like ten other people. surrounded by cardboard trays filled with assorted candies. so me and the ten people loaded up and started trying to find the exit. i ran for a while losing the others , but when i slowed down, feeling confident. . . there was Shaq. just hanging out in his basket ball uniform in the shadow of some boxes. he came out and asked me "hey, you steal that candy?" and i said "no of course not, would you like some?" and he smiled and took a couple of pieces and replied "good cause i hate stolen candy." we smiled and i walked away, pleased i could fool Shaq.
so now i walked into an area where a tour of the candy factory was about to begin i was excited, because i had done this before (i had had that dream before) it was me and a bunch of old ladies and the tour was about to begin, i put the candy down. but a difference, we had to walk through this odd scanner. i wasn't phased by it, but one lady walked through it, and the scanner started to go off, loudly, and it turned out she was a demon, and that she wasn't aloud t enter the factory. she didn't change or look any different. but apparently she wasn't aloud to enter, either she would corrupt all the candy or take over the factory, i dont remember which. then as they where arguing with the old lady i turned around and saw him.
George Lucas. it was him and a couple others, talking about something. . . this is where the dream became kinda a nightmare. Lucas was talking to the two other about . . . changing episode five (the empire strike back) and in the most hideous ways. the main things i remember was him talking about making echo base old ruins. i couldn't take it. i ran up to him and yelled at him he couldn't change the movies any more. he was ruining the movies for so many that loved them, that he had already killed so many with the changes (I meant this as in the changes to the movies had been so bad that some people had litrally died.) but he smiled at me. . . a smile that spoke to clearly that he knew. . . then he pulled out a white poster board and started telling me about his plans for episode eight. about it being a lost civilization on a distant planet, and almost no tech in the movie what so ever. . . wanting to make star wars and indie movies cross breed. he said it would take place on. . . and i quote from the dream "ootapool, or whatever that planet was called." . . . "utapau" one of his assistance corrected. . . i couldn't take it, i lunged at him, i had to stop him before he could make this atrocity. . . but no. i was grabbed by one of his assistance and pulled away.he was hauling me away, telling me that there was nothing i could do, that they would be made and i had better get use to it. then he threw me into a different room.
this room had a bunch of people taking tests. . . i don't remember much, but i remember Will wheaten was presiding over the tests and i think it was to get into Microsoft, i don't remember much, i woke up at that point, panicked by the the thought of what lucas would do. . . then i remembered Disney had the rights now. . . and i breathed a sigh of relief.
its not often i fully remember a dream but when i do, it is pretty detail that i do remember it.
the dream started out very nice. i was in a three bedroom large green house in a neighbor hood. i had a bunch of room mates. and i notice across the street the the neighbors are having a yard sale, just putting stuff out, including a pair of WW2 green Russian muck boots, and i wanted them. I went down stairs and one of my room mates was being a crazy ass hole. ever seen tom green when he was super hyper and annoying as hell? ya, like that. and so i feared he may piss of the neighbors. but i still went over, but when i got there the boots where missing and in stead there was a fold out couch there instead. i started talking to the neighbor and it was all polite enough, but i didn't mention the boots. suddenly my grandma was there and she was trying to convince me to by the fold out couch. . . that went on for a while.
Then i shifted, i was walking down the road, and it was night, and some one had just broken into an ATM and it was spewing out money, they grabbed as much as they could and ran, and i ran up, along long with about ten other people and we all started grabbing money. i had grabbed two hand fulls and stuffed them in my pockets and walked away, but them a metal grate rolled up, and it was people with a printing press of money, filling giant canvas sack with bills, i grabbed a hand full of that too and kept walking. as i walked, al started to look at the money, i noticed only about 1/10 of it was real. but as i walked the scenery around me changed, now i was in a large candy factory, where they made all the candies. . . and i mean ALL the candies. and it was me and like ten other people. surrounded by cardboard trays filled with assorted candies. so me and the ten people loaded up and started trying to find the exit. i ran for a while losing the others , but when i slowed down, feeling confident. . . there was Shaq. just hanging out in his basket ball uniform in the shadow of some boxes. he came out and asked me "hey, you steal that candy?" and i said "no of course not, would you like some?" and he smiled and took a couple of pieces and replied "good cause i hate stolen candy." we smiled and i walked away, pleased i could fool Shaq.
so now i walked into an area where a tour of the candy factory was about to begin i was excited, because i had done this before (i had had that dream before) it was me and a bunch of old ladies and the tour was about to begin, i put the candy down. but a difference, we had to walk through this odd scanner. i wasn't phased by it, but one lady walked through it, and the scanner started to go off, loudly, and it turned out she was a demon, and that she wasn't aloud t enter the factory. she didn't change or look any different. but apparently she wasn't aloud to enter, either she would corrupt all the candy or take over the factory, i dont remember which. then as they where arguing with the old lady i turned around and saw him.
George Lucas. it was him and a couple others, talking about something. . . this is where the dream became kinda a nightmare. Lucas was talking to the two other about . . . changing episode five (the empire strike back) and in the most hideous ways. the main things i remember was him talking about making echo base old ruins. i couldn't take it. i ran up to him and yelled at him he couldn't change the movies any more. he was ruining the movies for so many that loved them, that he had already killed so many with the changes (I meant this as in the changes to the movies had been so bad that some people had litrally died.) but he smiled at me. . . a smile that spoke to clearly that he knew. . . then he pulled out a white poster board and started telling me about his plans for episode eight. about it being a lost civilization on a distant planet, and almost no tech in the movie what so ever. . . wanting to make star wars and indie movies cross breed. he said it would take place on. . . and i quote from the dream "ootapool, or whatever that planet was called." . . . "utapau" one of his assistance corrected. . . i couldn't take it, i lunged at him, i had to stop him before he could make this atrocity. . . but no. i was grabbed by one of his assistance and pulled away.he was hauling me away, telling me that there was nothing i could do, that they would be made and i had better get use to it. then he threw me into a different room.
this room had a bunch of people taking tests. . . i don't remember much, but i remember Will wheaten was presiding over the tests and i think it was to get into Microsoft, i don't remember much, i woke up at that point, panicked by the the thought of what lucas would do. . . then i remembered Disney had the rights now. . . and i breathed a sigh of relief.
its not often i fully remember a dream but when i do, it is pretty detail that i do remember it.
