The other day, i was loading laundry into the back of our truck to take to the washateria.
As i was climbing into truck, my pants tore itself to shreds and half my ass was hanging out for all to see and gag at.

So have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

Ohh yes...

One time at basic traininv , was doing a pt test. Under my shorts, I wear spandex to decrease chaffing. Well, during the sit up portion, my shorts ripped. Full seem blow out. After a couple minutes in the run, the shorts drove me nuts. So I took them off and ran the rest of the two miles in just spandex shorts. Embarrassing, but I passed.

How come you still have a Christmas icon?

Because it is adorable!! I got to make one for myself soon.

Hmm... Which is your favorite nostril, your left or right?

Which ever one works ^.^

So you are one of the people who usually only have one working at time and they alternate?

Honestly don't pay attention enough until I can't breath. Then I just get mad XD

*giggles*
As long as breathing works it's all fine.

Precisely!

XD

Hmm... What is your deepest, darkest fantasy?

Deepest darkest... Have to be two furry females or one female and one femboi. Pure worship like sex.

Oh my! ^w^

Dirty stolf

Very dirty and proud of it ^.^

Good! lol

I had one of my horrible nightmares and you were in it D:

I like bigger guys in fursuits....Silly enough...
And thinks what do you think of rednecks?

That's not silly. Big guys are better snuggles. And in a suit even more!

I like rednecks. I grew up on a farm and in a school of 180 k-12

What is one of your favorite things to eat?