That's a good question. I would have to say most of the Bible. Not trying to be edgy or anything, but a lot of it's actually pretty badass when looked at from a literary mindset.
I haz that power... just got done eating a bowl of chili and some peanut butter out of a jar. i'm constantly hungry, still skinny as hell, but I hate it :P
Scatman is literally the type of person that people make fun of when they make fun of jazz music.
But what if you could like...conjure up food with it? Infinite buffalo wings!
XD
silly X3