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so... GTA Heists...... bit of a rant...
10 years ago
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........ or should I title this ....... fucking Rockstar.................
it took them HOW LONG to get Heists content released for online play...... and actually rather shockingly... THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK.... I've spent the last 2 hours trying to get past the first fucking lobby..... basically you get on... you get like 6 phone calls from various people since they added a bunch of new stuff as well as broken Heists.... and one of the calls is Lester (big shock there right?) so you go over to Lester's warehouse and he's creepy and weird as always but then he sends you off and tells you to go to your apartment where they have changed ONE WALL of the previously unused room in the more expensive apartments (we all knew they were the Heist room already but really.... such a tiny change to the room) anyway.. so you will see a big green H on that room... go in and hit right on the D-pad to start the mission...... or should I say.. ATTEMPT to start it since it doesn't actually start.... your character pulls out their phone and pokes it a couple times then the screen shifts and shows you walking over to your couch... and then you get a pop-up window saying "failed to join a lobby" or whatever it says
oh ... big surprise... as I'm typing this up.. I go to try again and it decides to let me through....... but seriously what the fuck Rockstar... you promised us with the FIRST UPDATE we would get Heists... and it's been what? a year... a year and a half??? and there's this much trouble getting into the LOBBY .... and actually earlier it just flat out told me the Rockstar servers were offline and GTA Online wasn't even accessible .....
I'll post another journal if this actually goes through and let you guys know how they are ^_^
it took them HOW LONG to get Heists content released for online play...... and actually rather shockingly... THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK.... I've spent the last 2 hours trying to get past the first fucking lobby..... basically you get on... you get like 6 phone calls from various people since they added a bunch of new stuff as well as broken Heists.... and one of the calls is Lester (big shock there right?) so you go over to Lester's warehouse and he's creepy and weird as always but then he sends you off and tells you to go to your apartment where they have changed ONE WALL of the previously unused room in the more expensive apartments (we all knew they were the Heist room already but really.... such a tiny change to the room) anyway.. so you will see a big green H on that room... go in and hit right on the D-pad to start the mission...... or should I say.. ATTEMPT to start it since it doesn't actually start.... your character pulls out their phone and pokes it a couple times then the screen shifts and shows you walking over to your couch... and then you get a pop-up window saying "failed to join a lobby" or whatever it says
oh ... big surprise... as I'm typing this up.. I go to try again and it decides to let me through....... but seriously what the fuck Rockstar... you promised us with the FIRST UPDATE we would get Heists... and it's been what? a year... a year and a half??? and there's this much trouble getting into the LOBBY .... and actually earlier it just flat out told me the Rockstar servers were offline and GTA Online wasn't even accessible .....
I'll post another journal if this actually goes through and let you guys know how they are ^_^
