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[RANT] Nobody laugh! Nobody cry!
16 years ago
WTF happened!??
WTF happened to just laughing it off and dealing with it?
I swear, the United States is filled with the sorriest bunch of soft pussies I've ever had the misfortune of calling part of the human race.
Does anybody realize how much paperwork goes into a simple show like South Park? Can anyone take a guess at how many insurance dollars goes into Disney Movies? One in the same can be said into anything that happens to be on the television or movie screen.
I remember the good ol' days when classic loony tunes could be unabashedly aired for hours, full of Daffy blowing himself in the head with a revolver after a bad day, or Tom being blown to bits by a misguided piece of dynamite. Hollywood didn't need to file a stack of paperwork up to ceiling just because some actor did a certain scene or a cartoon character smoked a cigarette. Sadly, those days are over.
It seems that not a damn fucking fool on this earth can take a hit anymore without crying out to a lawyer. All those old things I used to love have now been taken away from me simply because some woman or man took offense to it. QUIT BEING PUSSIES, AMERICA! If you can't deal with it, don't watch it. Turn your television off and leave. Go somewhere and sulk in your bad mood until you die of a heart attack from overstress. Trust me, I'd rather see a buzzard feed on your corpse before I see you in a courtroom just because you found the latest MAD TV skit a little tasteless. It's wasting my tax dollars, and it's wasting my life.
They say laughing is literally good for your health. If that's so, why is everyone on this fucking earth trying to stop me from laughing? All the YouTube videos I love, all of the blooper reels, all of the news reporters falling on their face in the middle of a take, all of the misused cuss words on LIVE television, all of the wardrobe malfunctions, all of the skateboarding accidents, all of the harmless stereotypes, all of the overlooked accidents, all of the colorless jokes, all of the sexual innuendos, all of the exaggerated slapstick, all of the verbal farce... All of these things are being removed, slowly but surely, from our every day lives.
I hope you all enjoy laughing while you can, because at this rate, when you and I are old, it will be illegal to laugh. It will be offensive to chuckle. There will be a lawsuit every time a giggle is heard.
I'm sure I'm over exaggerating...but I ask you... What do you miss most that's been taken away from you, just because one person on this entire planet, or even a small group of people, found it slightly offensive?
WTF happened to just laughing it off and dealing with it?
I swear, the United States is filled with the sorriest bunch of soft pussies I've ever had the misfortune of calling part of the human race.
Does anybody realize how much paperwork goes into a simple show like South Park? Can anyone take a guess at how many insurance dollars goes into Disney Movies? One in the same can be said into anything that happens to be on the television or movie screen.
I remember the good ol' days when classic loony tunes could be unabashedly aired for hours, full of Daffy blowing himself in the head with a revolver after a bad day, or Tom being blown to bits by a misguided piece of dynamite. Hollywood didn't need to file a stack of paperwork up to ceiling just because some actor did a certain scene or a cartoon character smoked a cigarette. Sadly, those days are over.
It seems that not a damn fucking fool on this earth can take a hit anymore without crying out to a lawyer. All those old things I used to love have now been taken away from me simply because some woman or man took offense to it. QUIT BEING PUSSIES, AMERICA! If you can't deal with it, don't watch it. Turn your television off and leave. Go somewhere and sulk in your bad mood until you die of a heart attack from overstress. Trust me, I'd rather see a buzzard feed on your corpse before I see you in a courtroom just because you found the latest MAD TV skit a little tasteless. It's wasting my tax dollars, and it's wasting my life.
They say laughing is literally good for your health. If that's so, why is everyone on this fucking earth trying to stop me from laughing? All the YouTube videos I love, all of the blooper reels, all of the news reporters falling on their face in the middle of a take, all of the misused cuss words on LIVE television, all of the wardrobe malfunctions, all of the skateboarding accidents, all of the harmless stereotypes, all of the overlooked accidents, all of the colorless jokes, all of the sexual innuendos, all of the exaggerated slapstick, all of the verbal farce... All of these things are being removed, slowly but surely, from our every day lives.
I hope you all enjoy laughing while you can, because at this rate, when you and I are old, it will be illegal to laugh. It will be offensive to chuckle. There will be a lawsuit every time a giggle is heard.
I'm sure I'm over exaggerating...but I ask you... What do you miss most that's been taken away from you, just because one person on this entire planet, or even a small group of people, found it slightly offensive?
Oh that desk you put together you bought at the store the other day fell apart? We'll just sue them.
That kind of music not what your into? Sue'em.
Stub your toe on a stationary object because the base was too large? Sue them!
Window shades block out too much light? Sue!
Pants too small? They must think your fat! Sue them too!
Damn people. z-z