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The Kazy Newscaster Report
10 years ago
---NEWS--
BREAKING HEADLINES TODAY!
Procrastination is still at large burning through hours and days like a rabid beast, meanwhile on another front excitement is brewing at an upcoming visit. Let's go down to our Kazy newscasters out on the field for more info!
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- "Good afternoon to you there at the station, we are looking at a lot of frustration over current events. There appears to be a dark cloud of artists block and depression sweeping over the area as several people are reporting in eyewitness accounts of scattered paper, broken pens, and empty ice cream containers being thrown out windows throughout the past week. This gentleman to my left actually found a drawing tablet impaled in the windshield of his vehicle after leaving his apartment earlier this morning - the result of what we can only assume, a fit of rage from the tenant in the loft above them. Can you please tell us what happened, Sir?"
--Man: "Well you see, I was just locking up my apartment to head to the local journal (I write for the local newspaper) when I heard this loud noi-"
--KZ: "What kind of noise?"
--Man: "Um, kind of like a crash I guess..."
--KZ: "Can you give us a better description?"
--Man: "er...crasshhhcrkks?"
--KZ: "m.hmm...okay, please continue."
--Man: "So I ran out to the street and I noticed something sticking out of the windshield of my vehicle. I got closer only to find that it was my neighbor's tablet."
--KZ: "What kind of tablet was it?
--Man: "What?"
--KZ: "The tablet, what kind."
--Man: "Some sort of silver drawing tablet?"
--KZ: "How did you know it was your neighbor's drawing tablet?"
--Man: "Well because I've seen them working on it before..."
--KZ: "I see. Well thank you so much for joining us today."
--Man: "No, thank you and I hope you are able to stop all the madness going on around here."
--KZ: "All we can do is spread the word. Well, there you have it folks, another case of a stressed out journalist misplacing their neighbor's drawing tablet through the their windshield."
--Man: "WHAT?!"
--KZ: "This is Kazy reporting live on the scene, back to you."
BREAKING HEADLINES TODAY!
Procrastination is still at large burning through hours and days like a rabid beast, meanwhile on another front excitement is brewing at an upcoming visit. Let's go down to our Kazy newscasters out on the field for more info!
___
- "Good afternoon to you there at the station, we are looking at a lot of frustration over current events. There appears to be a dark cloud of artists block and depression sweeping over the area as several people are reporting in eyewitness accounts of scattered paper, broken pens, and empty ice cream containers being thrown out windows throughout the past week. This gentleman to my left actually found a drawing tablet impaled in the windshield of his vehicle after leaving his apartment earlier this morning - the result of what we can only assume, a fit of rage from the tenant in the loft above them. Can you please tell us what happened, Sir?"
--Man: "Well you see, I was just locking up my apartment to head to the local journal (I write for the local newspaper) when I heard this loud noi-"
--KZ: "What kind of noise?"
--Man: "Um, kind of like a crash I guess..."
--KZ: "Can you give us a better description?"
--Man: "er...crasshhhcrkks?"
--KZ: "m.hmm...okay, please continue."
--Man: "So I ran out to the street and I noticed something sticking out of the windshield of my vehicle. I got closer only to find that it was my neighbor's tablet."
--KZ: "What kind of tablet was it?
--Man: "What?"
--KZ: "The tablet, what kind."
--Man: "Some sort of silver drawing tablet?"
--KZ: "How did you know it was your neighbor's drawing tablet?"
--Man: "Well because I've seen them working on it before..."
--KZ: "I see. Well thank you so much for joining us today."
--Man: "No, thank you and I hope you are able to stop all the madness going on around here."
--KZ: "All we can do is spread the word. Well, there you have it folks, another case of a stressed out journalist misplacing their neighbor's drawing tablet through the their windshield."
--Man: "WHAT?!"
--KZ: "This is Kazy reporting live on the scene, back to you."
