Yes, I feel like this journal is now needed. I am NOT a creep. I do not touch random people's butts. I will not touch a stranger's butt. Rescue's nickname my be 'The Butt Touch Hamster' but that does not mean I will touch everyone's butt. ITS A JOKE! Its a joke between my friends and me. Its not a secret that I quite like butts. I love working my security job at this time of year just because its college baseball season. Men in tight pants with nice butts are quite delightful to watch. Do I touch their butts? NO. Would I want to? NO. Why? I do not know them. That would be super weird, creepy, and way out of line. Do I touch butts? Yes. Whose butts? My friends' butts. ONLY my friends' and my boyfriend's butts. I will NEVER touch a butt of stranger. That is so not okay. I'm getting really sick of having to explain this. And the person who made my badge should not have to deal with idiots over this either. Kindly refrain for messaging her. That is not okay. She was kind enough to incorporate the joke into the badge for me, no one should go to her about how its wrong and blah blah blah. No one should be messaging me about it either. Please don't make me regret sharing this joke with you. I thought this community was more accepting than this. I do not understand how it is okay for the majority of the community to be into breasts and gay sex but one girl cannot like butts. I am not sure how much more obvious I can make it that the whole butt touch thing is a joke.

This journal was brought to you by a few angry messages and one jerk leaving a rather rude and uncalled for comment on my picture of my new badge. Telling someone you will rip their head off and that you'd hurt them so bad that they'll be looking for their teeth is so not okay. Its bullying. Grow up and get a life, thanks.

Yours truly,
one very angry and hurt hamster,
Rescue.