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Ugly tasteless joke!
11 years ago
General
I got this one from a returning Soldier from the Middleeast.
A marine had just arrived at the outpost in the desert. He asked the corporal what the men did for recreation.
The corporal smiled wisely and said. "You'll see."
The young marine was puzzled. "Well, you've got more than a hundred marines at this outpost, and I don't see a single woman."
"You'll see." The corporal repeated.
That afternoon, three hundred camels were heared in the coral at the edge of base. At a signal, the marines seemed to go wild. They leaped into the coral and began to screw the camels.
The new marine saw the corporal hurrying past him and grabbed his arm.
"I see what you mean, but there must be three hundred camels of those camels and only about a hundred of us. Why is everybody rushing? Can't a marine take his time?"
"What?" Exclaimed the corporal, started. "And get stuck with an ugly one!"
A marine had just arrived at the outpost in the desert. He asked the corporal what the men did for recreation.
The corporal smiled wisely and said. "You'll see."
The young marine was puzzled. "Well, you've got more than a hundred marines at this outpost, and I don't see a single woman."
"You'll see." The corporal repeated.
That afternoon, three hundred camels were heared in the coral at the edge of base. At a signal, the marines seemed to go wild. They leaped into the coral and began to screw the camels.
The new marine saw the corporal hurrying past him and grabbed his arm.
"I see what you mean, but there must be three hundred camels of those camels and only about a hundred of us. Why is everybody rushing? Can't a marine take his time?"
"What?" Exclaimed the corporal, started. "And get stuck with an ugly one!"
in 1800's a british scientist somewhat refined the idea by first taking it out of the sheep...
What, another one?
it gets lonely in those desert outposts...