What do badgerfoxes like to eat the most?

Well they're omnivorous by nature, munching on whatever they can find.

Me, personally? I'll eat just about anything if you put BBQ sauce on it.

So suppose I "accidentally" spilled BBQ on myself...

*Gives you a napkin* D:

*scowls* You have made an enemy this day. XD

What does Dinner time look like in the badger den? Do you fancy yourself a good cook? :3

My dear, I am an exceptional cook. Taught myself how to do so from an early age as my mum was always out at dinnertime.

One of the things I would love to do if I ever come to visit is rustle up some hearty badgergrub for you and Ret.

Could make you a nice Indian style curry, spiced to taste, or some Italian softcheese chicken with pesto. I can also rustle up a nice Chilli Concarné too, when I have the right ingredients!

Space.

What's the weirdest and/or most perverted thing you've been asked?

A guy asked me with utmost sincerity if I wanted to fly out to Germany to 'be their plushie', once.

That was something I was asked as a teenager, too. Before I knew how to react to such a proposition. Made me a bit homophobic for a while, in fact. :/

This was on the old site, wasn't it.

>mfw

It was indeed. Not a great 'first experience', but hey, live and learn :P

oh god

I do not blame you one bit for your reaction. If that'd been my first encounter, I don't think I'd be nearly as tolerant as I am now. Some furries need to learn their level of freaky/kinky isn't normal!

art thou's virgin knot broken?

Many moons ago, dear boy.

Why would one travel all the way to Eastbourne for a Pizza?

Because this badger's hunger knows no distance.

Also, you can only get proper, fresh stomach viruses from Eastbourne Pizzas. Accept no substitute.

What is your opinion of the term 'well fuck me sideways', and the ramifications thereof?

To me, it sounds like a term you use as the ultimate test of a close relationship. There are some people who are comfortable being fucked sideways, as there are people who prefer it vertically, horizontally or perpendicular.

Being in a relationship is about compromises, and the sacrifices you are prepared to make to keep your partner happy.

What's the weirdest clothing you wore in public?

Hmmm, I dressed up as a School Bus once for Halloween ... It wasn't scary, but I thought it was a wicked sick costume when I was 6.

I had some pretty goofy fashion sense in 2006 as well, if this photo is anything to go by. http://scifer.deviantart.com/art/Of.....-Wall-29908073

Here, I'll hog your thread some more.

Favorite F1 driver? And are you on BadgerGP? (Yes, this is a real Thing.)

Hahah, not really into F1, personally. ;)

So let's say, Oh I dunno, Captain Falcon?

Well, at least you solves teen pregnancy. :3

Falcon PAAAUNCH!~ *ABORTED*

Captain Hamilton looks like he's become the new Captain Vettel of the track.

How many empty threats a badger has done to get what he wants.

With a badger, there is no such thing as an empty threat.

Every threat is a promise. @_@

Ooooh snap!

Do you have any particular favorite cartoon gag? I ask for totally nonspecific reasons.

Also: if you could spend an afternoon with any fictional character, who would you hang out with and what would you do?

Favorite cartoon gag huh? Hmmm, not really a gag, but I've always loved cartoons that don't animate a certain sequence in the way you'd expect it to look. There is a great sequence in the Invader Zim cartoons when the teacher, Miss Bitters floats over to open a door, minus her legs. She slows to a stop and her legs deploy down from her dress with landing gear SFX. So weird.

The Ren & Stimpy cartoons were masterful of this technique. Check this out -> https://youtu.be/mAB_02pdMZo?t=53s That rocket blasting off cracks me up every time with it's 2 frames of animation. xD

As for spending an afternoon with a fictional character, I'd totally spend some time with Bowser. I've always wanted to have a civilized teacake picnic in the town square with a giant fire-breathing dinosaur turtle.

With all these strange questions being asked, are you already regretting having a TMI Tuesday yet?

Nope! Was actually kinda fun. Think I'll do one again sometime. :3

How much don't Badgerfox give a shit compared to Honeybadger?

You'll have to wait until next TMI Tuesday to ask me that.

THAT'S HOW LITTLE OF A SHIT BADGERFOXES GIVE.