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Same thing we do every night Pinky...
16 years ago
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
I think I've finally made a very plausible plan to accomplish the task of World Domination...
Ok, so, I've been contemplating how I would go about taking over the world. I know this subject has crossed your mind probably more than once, but I'm going to lay it all on the table. If you decide to steal my plan and successfully take over the world before I do (somehow) just please give me some credit, and a really good seat of authority with lots of money would be nice.
SOOO, anywho, on topic. I've decided the best way to get a discreet start without raising too much attention is to slowly amass a fortune taking over the travel and vacation industry. Basically, take over the small vacation destination countries first. This way, you can amass a fortune in a small amount of time and yet still keep out of international eyes. After all, nobody really likes to argue with rich people.
After that point, you begin to find very loyal subordinates to help you get a small army. Just like when Germany invaded Poland, you pick small and insignificant countries first and conquer them. Once you have all the small countries under your control, take the largest sum of money you can gather from their collective masses and convince China that you would be the best option for their goods. After all, China likes to sell out to the highest bidder.
Once this is accomplished, and you have begun to drive the economy of the two biggest countries (America and Russia) the time to act is neigh. By this point you will most likely be noticed by the rest of the world and will need to move quickly. Take over the countries with the smallest military focus points (i.e. Australia, France, Germany, and Egypt). With China gaining a major seat, and with the economies of Russia and America failing miserably, the final blow is within reach.
With half the world taken over, Russia and the United States taking the brunt of the economic downfalls, and with a little elbow grease, the world is now yours to control. Congratulations!
I think I've finally made a very plausible plan to accomplish the task of World Domination...
Ok, so, I've been contemplating how I would go about taking over the world. I know this subject has crossed your mind probably more than once, but I'm going to lay it all on the table. If you decide to steal my plan and successfully take over the world before I do (somehow) just please give me some credit, and a really good seat of authority with lots of money would be nice.
SOOO, anywho, on topic. I've decided the best way to get a discreet start without raising too much attention is to slowly amass a fortune taking over the travel and vacation industry. Basically, take over the small vacation destination countries first. This way, you can amass a fortune in a small amount of time and yet still keep out of international eyes. After all, nobody really likes to argue with rich people.
After that point, you begin to find very loyal subordinates to help you get a small army. Just like when Germany invaded Poland, you pick small and insignificant countries first and conquer them. Once you have all the small countries under your control, take the largest sum of money you can gather from their collective masses and convince China that you would be the best option for their goods. After all, China likes to sell out to the highest bidder.
Once this is accomplished, and you have begun to drive the economy of the two biggest countries (America and Russia) the time to act is neigh. By this point you will most likely be noticed by the rest of the world and will need to move quickly. Take over the countries with the smallest military focus points (i.e. Australia, France, Germany, and Egypt). With China gaining a major seat, and with the economies of Russia and America failing miserably, the final blow is within reach.
With half the world taken over, Russia and the United States taking the brunt of the economic downfalls, and with a little elbow grease, the world is now yours to control. Congratulations!
