6. "Grocery store wars!"

5. "I can almost taste the peaches!"

4. "So can you get, like, gallons of lubricant there?"

3. "I'm having visual sex with your jacket."

2. "I can only imagine what you're like in the shower."

1. "I imagine a goose wearing a winter hat, huddled under a concrete slab, smoking a cigarette."

There would be more quotes than this, but my phone died while the group was hanging out after the concert. I'll be better prepared next time!