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I got 99 problems and these questions are all of them
10 years ago
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I used to sleep with them closed all the time because I was a wuss but now idgaf. Half the time they're left open.
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Nope, I only use Lush products.
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I tuck them in when I first change them but after that it doesn't really matter. They become untucked and I couldn't be bothered to fix them every day.
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yup. But my bro has a one-up on me. He stole a fucking traffic light.
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
I used to use them all the time, but I don't use them anymore.
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Sometimes. I usually forget I have them but I love using coupons because I'm a cheap ass :P
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A bear would be more badass.
8:Do you have freckles?
Nope.
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
Most of the time. Occasionally I'll just make a stupid face if I hate the way I look anyways.
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
The list is long and distinguished.
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No.
12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yup.
13:What about pooped in the woods?
Nope.
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
All the time. Actually all of the time.
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope.
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
One.
17:What size is your bed?
It's a double I think.
18:What is your Song of the week?
I don't know! I usually have a band of the week or album of the week. This week it's The Used's Imaginary Enemy. Again xD
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Heck yes. A lot of guys pull off pink so well!
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
All the time.
21:What's your least favorite movie?
I don't know. I've seen a lot of bad ones.
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I wouldn't bury it because my dumb ass wouldn't be able to find it again :P
23:If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
I think a 34C.
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Spicy ketchup.
25:What is your favorite food?
Stir fry. And raspberries. And corn.
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Godspell, Saw, basically all my favourite movies :3
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Dodge :)
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Haha noooooooooo.
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Maybe? Idk like how much money would I get????
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Oh golly, back in elementary school!
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
Lol nope.
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope.
33:Ever ran out of gas?
No.
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
Honey and peanut butter or peanut butter and banana.
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Waffles <3
36:What is your usual bedtime?
Usually any time I get tired, but with work now it's anywhere between 10PM and 12PM.
37:Are you lazy?
Hella.
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Of course! And I still dress up every year!
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Snaaaaaaaaake!
40:Are you horny?
Yes.
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope, I do not read magazines.
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lego! I don't even know what lincoln logs are :/
43:Are you stubborn?
Hella.
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I don't watch them enough to really know.
45:Ever watch soap operas?
Not really.
46:Are you afraid of heights?
Kind of? Like I can climb up things I just can't get back down.
47:Do you sing in the car?
I do not sing. Ever. That includes the car.
48:Do you sing in the shower?
If no one is around, maaaaaaaybe. Not usually though because my voice is a bag of dicks.
49:Do you dance in the car?
I dance everywhere.
50:Ever used a gun?
A pellet gun.
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Eons ago.
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes but I love them so much <3
53:Is Christmas stressful?
Not really. I usually am very good at the whole gift-giving thing and I always buy things plenty of time before Christmas.
54:Ever eat a pirogi?
I love them so much!
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
Strawberry-rhubarb pie <3
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A vet. But there is no way I could do that now.
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
Obviously.
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
I get that feeling all the time, it's scary.
59:Take a vitamin daily?
Nope. Well this week I've been taking Vitamin C pills every day thanks to a certain someone :3
60:Wear slippers?
I used to. They're Pink Panther slippers and I don't wanna wreck them so I don't wear them anymore.
61:Wear a bathrobe?
At night sometimes.
62:What do you wear to bed?
Either PJ pants and a t-shirt or whatever I have on the floor that isn't jeans.
63:First concert?
Kideo!
Aha, Linkin Park though <3
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Wal-Mart fo sho.
65:Nike or Adidas?
Neither. I am not going to pay $11098327575987 for a pair of damn shoes :/
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos!
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts.
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.
69:Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Something that makes them happy. But also keeps them close to home.
71:Can you curl your tongue?
Yup.
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
Never participated in one.
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
LMAO that is my life. I cry a lot because I am happy a lot.
74:Own any record albums?
Yes!
75:Own a record player?
Both of mine are broken :(((((((((
76:Regularly burn incense?
Yes!
77:Ever been in love?
Mhm.
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
The Used (who I'm seeing in a month!) Wheatus, The Rasmus, Ludo, Kesha, Eminem, Tom Petty, Weird Al, Clay Aiken, Christian Kane, David Bowie, Depeche Mode. Too many!
79:What was the last concert you saw?
Coheed and Cambria <3
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot tea.
81:Tea or coffee?
Coffee.
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Uhhh what?
83:Can you swim well?
Indeed. I popped out the womb and landed in a pool and have been doggy-paddling ever since.
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes, there are people who can't?
85:Are you patient?
Uhhh well sometimes???
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
If I had it my way Linkin Park would be playing at my wedding. Of course, I'd be marrying Chester and he would sing to me as we danced and it would be the most glorious thing in the history of weddings ever.
Aha, seriously though idk probably a DJ because I'd want to hear all my favourite songs.
87:Ever won a contest?
Several!
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope.
89:Which are better black or green olives?
Ew neither they are gross.
90:Can you knit or crochet?
Not at all I am useless.
91:Best room for a fireplace?
Living room or family room, I'd think.
92:Do you want to get married?
Yup!
93:If married, how long have you been married?
That depends. Is it legal if they don't know about it?? XD
94:Who was your HS crush?
This guy that looked like a teenage Chester. He was a total douche and I never would've actually dated him he just looked like Chester and that was the only good thing about him XD
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nope.
96:Do you have kids?
Noooooo.
97:Do you want kids?
Maybe one day?
98:Whats your favorite color?
Green!
99:Do you miss anyone right now?
Yeeessssssss
I used to sleep with them closed all the time because I was a wuss but now idgaf. Half the time they're left open.
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Nope, I only use Lush products.
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I tuck them in when I first change them but after that it doesn't really matter. They become untucked and I couldn't be bothered to fix them every day.
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yup. But my bro has a one-up on me. He stole a fucking traffic light.
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
I used to use them all the time, but I don't use them anymore.
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Sometimes. I usually forget I have them but I love using coupons because I'm a cheap ass :P
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A bear would be more badass.
8:Do you have freckles?
Nope.
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
Most of the time. Occasionally I'll just make a stupid face if I hate the way I look anyways.
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
The list is long and distinguished.
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No.
12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yup.
13:What about pooped in the woods?
Nope.
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
All the time. Actually all of the time.
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope.
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
One.
17:What size is your bed?
It's a double I think.
18:What is your Song of the week?
I don't know! I usually have a band of the week or album of the week. This week it's The Used's Imaginary Enemy. Again xD
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Heck yes. A lot of guys pull off pink so well!
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
All the time.
21:What's your least favorite movie?
I don't know. I've seen a lot of bad ones.
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I wouldn't bury it because my dumb ass wouldn't be able to find it again :P
23:If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
I think a 34C.
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Spicy ketchup.
25:What is your favorite food?
Stir fry. And raspberries. And corn.
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Godspell, Saw, basically all my favourite movies :3
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Dodge :)
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Haha noooooooooo.
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Maybe? Idk like how much money would I get????
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Oh golly, back in elementary school!
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
Lol nope.
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope.
33:Ever ran out of gas?
No.
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
Honey and peanut butter or peanut butter and banana.
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Waffles <3
36:What is your usual bedtime?
Usually any time I get tired, but with work now it's anywhere between 10PM and 12PM.
37:Are you lazy?
Hella.
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Of course! And I still dress up every year!
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Snaaaaaaaaake!
40:Are you horny?
Yes.
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope, I do not read magazines.
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lego! I don't even know what lincoln logs are :/
43:Are you stubborn?
Hella.
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I don't watch them enough to really know.
45:Ever watch soap operas?
Not really.
46:Are you afraid of heights?
Kind of? Like I can climb up things I just can't get back down.
47:Do you sing in the car?
I do not sing. Ever. That includes the car.
48:Do you sing in the shower?
If no one is around, maaaaaaaybe. Not usually though because my voice is a bag of dicks.
49:Do you dance in the car?
I dance everywhere.
50:Ever used a gun?
A pellet gun.
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Eons ago.
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes but I love them so much <3
53:Is Christmas stressful?
Not really. I usually am very good at the whole gift-giving thing and I always buy things plenty of time before Christmas.
54:Ever eat a pirogi?
I love them so much!
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
Strawberry-rhubarb pie <3
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A vet. But there is no way I could do that now.
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
Obviously.
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
I get that feeling all the time, it's scary.
59:Take a vitamin daily?
Nope. Well this week I've been taking Vitamin C pills every day thanks to a certain someone :3
60:Wear slippers?
I used to. They're Pink Panther slippers and I don't wanna wreck them so I don't wear them anymore.
61:Wear a bathrobe?
At night sometimes.
62:What do you wear to bed?
Either PJ pants and a t-shirt or whatever I have on the floor that isn't jeans.
63:First concert?
Kideo!
Aha, Linkin Park though <3
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Wal-Mart fo sho.
65:Nike or Adidas?
Neither. I am not going to pay $11098327575987 for a pair of damn shoes :/
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos!
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts.
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.
69:Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Something that makes them happy. But also keeps them close to home.
71:Can you curl your tongue?
Yup.
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
Never participated in one.
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
LMAO that is my life. I cry a lot because I am happy a lot.
74:Own any record albums?
Yes!
75:Own a record player?
Both of mine are broken :(((((((((
76:Regularly burn incense?
Yes!
77:Ever been in love?
Mhm.
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
The Used (who I'm seeing in a month!) Wheatus, The Rasmus, Ludo, Kesha, Eminem, Tom Petty, Weird Al, Clay Aiken, Christian Kane, David Bowie, Depeche Mode. Too many!
79:What was the last concert you saw?
Coheed and Cambria <3
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot tea.
81:Tea or coffee?
Coffee.
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Uhhh what?
83:Can you swim well?
Indeed. I popped out the womb and landed in a pool and have been doggy-paddling ever since.
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes, there are people who can't?
85:Are you patient?
Uhhh well sometimes???
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
If I had it my way Linkin Park would be playing at my wedding. Of course, I'd be marrying Chester and he would sing to me as we danced and it would be the most glorious thing in the history of weddings ever.
Aha, seriously though idk probably a DJ because I'd want to hear all my favourite songs.
87:Ever won a contest?
Several!
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope.
89:Which are better black or green olives?
Ew neither they are gross.
90:Can you knit or crochet?
Not at all I am useless.
91:Best room for a fireplace?
Living room or family room, I'd think.
92:Do you want to get married?
Yup!
93:If married, how long have you been married?
That depends. Is it legal if they don't know about it?? XD
94:Who was your HS crush?
This guy that looked like a teenage Chester. He was a total douche and I never would've actually dated him he just looked like Chester and that was the only good thing about him XD
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nope.
96:Do you have kids?
Noooooo.
97:Do you want kids?
Maybe one day?
98:Whats your favorite color?
Green!
99:Do you miss anyone right now?
Yeeessssssss
If ya haven't got problems I feel bad for ya hon. I got 99 problems and this isn't one. I reckon I shall yoink this and do it