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I Spanked a Goose!
16 years ago
So yesterday I got up and decided it was high time I had a nice donut and hot chocolate breakfast. So I did it! It's so awesome when you put the rest of your cinnimon roll in your hot chocolate, I swear! Best breakfast I've had in a while.
Anyway, so Stephen calls me and invites me to the set he's on at El Dorado park, so after a nervous new path I had to take, I got there and I saw the park for the first time in daylight. It's HUGE! With at least like, three huge expanses of just green grass fields, perfect if you ever wanted to stage like a LARP war, or any kind of outdoor festival or something. :D
So there are a ton of ducks and geese and these little black birds that don't seem to fit into either species, but are very cute. Also there's a few cranes but they keep to themselves mostly. Always solo.
So I'm walking around and this goose with what looked like a black "crown" beak on his face comes kinda muscling up around me, making grunty noises and all. I look down at him and smile, and I say "I'm sorry I don't have any food for you." so he keeps grunting and moving around me. So I say, "Buddy if you're looking for a fight, you're majorly outclassed, I don't recommend it."
He walked away. XD
So later on we went to an adjacent park with more geese and other birds, seagulls whoring out the place of course. And we have this 25lb bag of corn feed, which is designed for birds of course. We start feeding a little here and there and they just SWARMED around us, it was awesome! XD
Again a large goose came up to me and started grunting and I looked down and he actually BIT me! The first time I was like "Wow you have balls!" the second and third time it got annoying so I took two fingers and I bonked his neck away, saying "Cut it out! I mean it!"
I had to bonk him like three times before he backed off, and I called after him "I ain't takin' none of yo bird shit!" XD
So yeah, awesome day yesterday. :3
But this morning I'm sneezing up a storm. I think my allergies have returned. (T_T)
Anyway, so Stephen calls me and invites me to the set he's on at El Dorado park, so after a nervous new path I had to take, I got there and I saw the park for the first time in daylight. It's HUGE! With at least like, three huge expanses of just green grass fields, perfect if you ever wanted to stage like a LARP war, or any kind of outdoor festival or something. :D
So there are a ton of ducks and geese and these little black birds that don't seem to fit into either species, but are very cute. Also there's a few cranes but they keep to themselves mostly. Always solo.
So I'm walking around and this goose with what looked like a black "crown" beak on his face comes kinda muscling up around me, making grunty noises and all. I look down at him and smile, and I say "I'm sorry I don't have any food for you." so he keeps grunting and moving around me. So I say, "Buddy if you're looking for a fight, you're majorly outclassed, I don't recommend it."
He walked away. XD
So later on we went to an adjacent park with more geese and other birds, seagulls whoring out the place of course. And we have this 25lb bag of corn feed, which is designed for birds of course. We start feeding a little here and there and they just SWARMED around us, it was awesome! XD
Again a large goose came up to me and started grunting and I looked down and he actually BIT me! The first time I was like "Wow you have balls!" the second and third time it got annoying so I took two fingers and I bonked his neck away, saying "Cut it out! I mean it!"
I had to bonk him like three times before he backed off, and I called after him "I ain't takin' none of yo bird shit!" XD
So yeah, awesome day yesterday. :3
But this morning I'm sneezing up a storm. I think my allergies have returned. (T_T)
