FWA Meme 2015 ... now with 45% more strange questions
10 years ago
I combined parts of this thing from last year and this year to ensure maximum questionage.
Uhuh. Yeah.
(This probably looks terrible on light color theme oh well)
Where are you staying?
The fancy-smanshy Marriott.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday, yeah?
What days are you staying there?
Thursday until Monday morning!
Though I'll have to swing by campus from 3-9 on Friday for something I need to be at...
How are you travelling?
MARTA and feet, though.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?

And whoever else wants to!
(ohgodiprobablyleftabunchofpeopleout)
Who are you rooming with?
Oh look I have a room this year.

Where will you be?
Pfth, I dunno. Somewhere in Atlanta. :V
How is the best way to find you?
SMS, probably. All other forms of communication at conventions straight up die.
Twitter or Skype works, too. @SeruleBlue, seruleblue.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The video game development one, probably. Otherwise, whatever, I'll wing it.
What do you look like?
Still a scrawny asian dude with the black hair and glasses and orange backpack.
Do you do free art?
Perhaps! I still have my super-uber-mobile-digital-art-creating-tool with me.
Do you do trades?
Maybe, see above.
Do you do badges?
At the con? Pfth. No.
I doubt it.
What is your gender?
Dude. Don't think it's changed in the past year...
How tall are you?
Still average?
Are you mated/in a relationship?
private class Serule {}
Huh? Nah.
Can I talk to you?
I still don't understand this question. Like, what, am I going to say "no"?
Geez, I'd just stay in my dorm room and sleep all day, in that case.
Duh.
Can I touch you?
This question, though. Does it even even social norms?
Can I buy you drinks?
Buy me all the Dr. Pepper (and keep it away from Sev).
Can I give you stuff?
if (!Serule.inventory.isFull() && !Serule.determineIfStuffIsWeird(stuff))
Serule.inventory.add(stuff);
Can I come to dinner with you?
I will try to find people to eat with all the time so probably?
Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
... who would just buy me food? I don't get these questions, dammit!
Come get some Pho with me. :U
Can I ask you to dance with me during the dances?
I mean if it's just a big mosh pit thing then uhh maybe? I don't really dance?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Friendly glomp thing? Eh, sure, don't over do it.
Otherwise, uhh, refer to social norms plskthx.
Are you nice?
I'm the most terrible person in the world.
Do you have an artist table?
lolstillnope
Will you be going to parties?
Pfth, I don't know.
Are you fursuiting?
Ain't nobody got money for dat. Maybe I'll have my hat made in time, though.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Pfth, none.
Can I try on your suit?
It's still wrinkled in my closet.
Oh, that suit. Yeah, no, I don't have one.
Will you be performing?
Heck no.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shout, "Hey, Alex!" or, "Hey, Serule!", or "BIRB!" or "TOUCAN-THINGY" or something like that.
(+1 for using "SAIR-ruhl" instead of "se-RULE")
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
In the hotel. In Atlanta, almost certainly. Hue.
What/where will you be eating?
Would like to go down a few blocks for Pho one day.
Inevitably gonna eat at that mall place a few times, I bet.
Otherwise, pfth, I dunno.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
LET US FORM A RAID PARTY INSTEAD OF SOLO QUESTING
Can I look in your sketchbook?
It's gonna be empty.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Gopher it!
Can I take your picture?
I guess so, but meh, I'd prefer not to have it posted online.
May I kidnap you to my room?
Good luck doing that; I'll zap you with magic!
But I guess I can come visit.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
LET'S HAVE SOME MORE FUN YEAH
Uhuh. Yeah.
(This probably looks terrible on light color theme oh well)
Where are you staying?
The fancy-smanshy Marriott.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday, yeah?
What days are you staying there?
Thursday until Monday morning!
Though I'll have to swing by campus from 3-9 on Friday for something I need to be at...
How are you travelling?
MARTA and feet, though.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?

And whoever else wants to!
(ohgodiprobablyleftabunchofpeopleout)
Who are you rooming with?
Oh look I have a room this year.

Where will you be?
Pfth, I dunno. Somewhere in Atlanta. :V
How is the best way to find you?
SMS, probably. All other forms of communication at conventions straight up die.
Twitter or Skype works, too. @SeruleBlue, seruleblue.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The video game development one, probably. Otherwise, whatever, I'll wing it.
What do you look like?
Still a scrawny asian dude with the black hair and glasses and orange backpack.
Do you do free art?
Perhaps! I still have my super-uber-mobile-digital-art-creating-tool with me.
Do you do trades?
Maybe, see above.
Do you do badges?
At the con? Pfth. No.
I doubt it.
What is your gender?
Dude. Don't think it's changed in the past year...
How tall are you?
Still average?
Are you mated/in a relationship?
private class Serule {}
Huh? Nah.
Can I talk to you?
I still don't understand this question. Like, what, am I going to say "no"?
Geez, I'd just stay in my dorm room and sleep all day, in that case.
Duh.
Can I touch you?
This question, though. Does it even even social norms?
Can I buy you drinks?
Buy me all the Dr. Pepper (and keep it away from Sev).
Can I give you stuff?
if (!Serule.inventory.isFull() && !Serule.determineIfStuffIsWeird(stuff))
Serule.inventory.add(stuff);
Can I come to dinner with you?
I will try to find people to eat with all the time so probably?
Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
... who would just buy me food? I don't get these questions, dammit!
Come get some Pho with me. :U
Can I ask you to dance with me during the dances?
I mean if it's just a big mosh pit thing then uhh maybe? I don't really dance?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Friendly glomp thing? Eh, sure, don't over do it.
Otherwise, uhh, refer to social norms plskthx.
Are you nice?
I'm the most terrible person in the world.
Do you have an artist table?
lolstillnope
Will you be going to parties?
Pfth, I don't know.
Are you fursuiting?
Ain't nobody got money for dat. Maybe I'll have my hat made in time, though.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Pfth, none.
Can I try on your suit?
It's still wrinkled in my closet.
Oh, that suit. Yeah, no, I don't have one.
Will you be performing?
Heck no.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shout, "Hey, Alex!" or, "Hey, Serule!", or "BIRB!" or "TOUCAN-THINGY" or something like that.
(+1 for using "SAIR-ruhl" instead of "se-RULE")
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
In the hotel. In Atlanta, almost certainly. Hue.
What/where will you be eating?
Would like to go down a few blocks for Pho one day.
Inevitably gonna eat at that mall place a few times, I bet.
Otherwise, pfth, I dunno.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
LET US FORM A RAID PARTY INSTEAD OF SOLO QUESTING
Can I look in your sketchbook?
It's gonna be empty.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Gopher it!
Can I take your picture?
I guess so, but meh, I'd prefer not to have it posted online.
May I kidnap you to my room?
Good luck doing that; I'll zap you with magic!
But I guess I can come visit.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
LET'S HAVE SOME MORE FUN YEAH
FA+

as we know the past few times you've tried to reach me haven't worked well (coughcoughDRAGONCONcoughs)
Of our room's minifridge, 50% of the space goes to your Dr. Pepper; 50% of the space goes to my Dr. Pepper; and 0% of the space goes to all other beverages.
Sound good? :}