Furry dating sites (haha sillyness)
10 years ago
"Do you know what those who underestimate tigers always say?" sooooo I was bored and decided to evaluate a few dating sites. I hard about bait bots and fake accounts so I decided to see if I could pick them out. (yea just killing time till the FWA fun) what is there to loose? I either have fun finding the patterns in con bots and fake accounts or actually find a real mate. *shrugs*
Furry-Mate
Munniez invested: $9 bucks (3 trial times)
Result: the bots there LOVE free accounts. they will message you all the time until you give them munniez then the silence and random chat begins.
"but all the accounts have pictures and bios to match them" yea florida girl with snow pics.
mmhmm and they all had exactly 5 pictures. and perfect but ample use of ellipsis. better wise known as "..." 5 different accounts all containing exactly 5 pictures and using "..." CORRECTLY at least once in every message. ".." as well as "...." mean absolutely nothing. but they nailed the 3 dots every time even when some times seemed unneeded.
also they were easily confused asking a question in multiple parts. something like this "my favorite games are___. they get so in depth and are well made. what about you?" one would assume im asking what their favorite game is. but id always get a response like "im good. i think im getting sick though" as if i asked "how are you?"
also bots dont show in searches. some one sends you a message from your home town. "wow awesome" search that town. you wont see them. cause they dont exist.
Bottom line Furry-Mate is full of gay men. if you are looking for one of those go for it. but if you think that smoking foxgirl that just messaged you is real. guess again. not to mention the other 4 foxgirls
NEXT UP
FurFling
Munniez invested: hahaha no
Result: baaaahahahahahaha i must be the god of tigers with a golden dick that ejaculates money.
Ok so its the same company. Same software. slightly different lay out. and AGGRESSIVE bots. i have 11 messages from 11 different girls who in their bio within the first 3 sentences is something along the lines of "i like to fuck". if it was this easy to get tail id have alot better time on my days off.
all the bots profiles had "IRL" pictures of them topless. and they are all porn quality girls. but seriously you couldnt tone them down a bit to make them more believable? the subjects of the messages include "yiff pls" "cheerleader sex" "good in bed" and "what i want..." there we go with the damn dotdotdot again!
Bottom line: never go there. well unless you are a robot looking to have your bits teased by never processed by strange bot puss
i lost interest after that. so the others dont get reviewed. also i had a blow out and had to replace a pair of tiers a few weeks before vacation. i needs all my munniez. If some one makes you pay to see messages its a scam. and they will send you messages so you have some reason to give them money.
yea im out 9 bucks but i had fun talking to the foxie robots and confusing them while watching them defend using a pay site instead of skype or FA to talk.
To much time on my hands. *nods* yyeeepp... SUCK ON THIS https://youtu.be/eh7lp9umG2I
Furry-Mate
Munniez invested: $9 bucks (3 trial times)
Result: the bots there LOVE free accounts. they will message you all the time until you give them munniez then the silence and random chat begins.
"but all the accounts have pictures and bios to match them" yea florida girl with snow pics.
mmhmm and they all had exactly 5 pictures. and perfect but ample use of ellipsis. better wise known as "..." 5 different accounts all containing exactly 5 pictures and using "..." CORRECTLY at least once in every message. ".." as well as "...." mean absolutely nothing. but they nailed the 3 dots every time even when some times seemed unneeded.
also they were easily confused asking a question in multiple parts. something like this "my favorite games are___. they get so in depth and are well made. what about you?" one would assume im asking what their favorite game is. but id always get a response like "im good. i think im getting sick though" as if i asked "how are you?"
also bots dont show in searches. some one sends you a message from your home town. "wow awesome" search that town. you wont see them. cause they dont exist.
Bottom line Furry-Mate is full of gay men. if you are looking for one of those go for it. but if you think that smoking foxgirl that just messaged you is real. guess again. not to mention the other 4 foxgirls
NEXT UP
FurFling
Munniez invested: hahaha no
Result: baaaahahahahahaha i must be the god of tigers with a golden dick that ejaculates money.
Ok so its the same company. Same software. slightly different lay out. and AGGRESSIVE bots. i have 11 messages from 11 different girls who in their bio within the first 3 sentences is something along the lines of "i like to fuck". if it was this easy to get tail id have alot better time on my days off.
all the bots profiles had "IRL" pictures of them topless. and they are all porn quality girls. but seriously you couldnt tone them down a bit to make them more believable? the subjects of the messages include "yiff pls" "cheerleader sex" "good in bed" and "what i want..." there we go with the damn dotdotdot again!
Bottom line: never go there. well unless you are a robot looking to have your bits teased by never processed by strange bot puss
i lost interest after that. so the others dont get reviewed. also i had a blow out and had to replace a pair of tiers a few weeks before vacation. i needs all my munniez. If some one makes you pay to see messages its a scam. and they will send you messages so you have some reason to give them money.
yea im out 9 bucks but i had fun talking to the foxie robots and confusing them while watching them defend using a pay site instead of skype or FA to talk.
To much time on my hands. *nods* yyeeepp... SUCK ON THIS https://youtu.be/eh7lp9umG2I
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