Pokemon Mating Habits 3
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General
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Flareon
The warm-hearted Fire-type evolution of Eevee, Flareon shares many of its mating characteristics with the other evolutions in the Eevee line. Flareon choose their mates, the penis of the male Flareon expands to create a penile "knot", while the vaginal opening of female Flareon swell to better accept their chosen mate. The differences between "Eeveelutions" lie in the specific details of the mating process. For example, Flareon climax much quicker and much stronger than others in their line, and their behavior regarding eggs is far different: unlike most Eevee evolutions, Flareon guard their eggs, gently keeping them close to their lower abdomen for warmth. Interestingly, upon climax during mating, Flareon spray a stream of fire from their mouths. This is believed to be a result of their internal reproductive organs expanding and contracting during orgasm, pushing against the internal flame sac in their lower abdomen.
The only danger to humans mating with their Flareon is the stream of fire mentioned earlier. It is not something Flareon can control, so it is up to the trainer to simply make sure to keep well away from their Flareon's face as the mating progresses. Trainers who have experimented with other Fire-type Pokemon have noted that the genital region of Flareon is somewhat warmer than other Fire-types, presumably due to the close proximity to the internal flame sac. Due to the nature of Flareon climaxing in conjunction with the "comfortable" warmth of their genitalia, many Pokephiles who regularly mate with Flareon actually prefer to give their Flareon oral sex, as they claim that the semen or vaginal fluids of their Flareon are warm and sweet-tasting. Many researchers in the field opt to take the trainers' word on this matter.
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Gardevoir
An exceptionally gentle and loyal Pokemon, Gardevoir have had the misfortune of having several lies spread about its biology in reference to mating.The vaginal tract of female Gardevoir secretes a thick mucus that provides sufficient lubrication for mating, and does not contain any kind of necrotoxin (which, frankly, is a ludicrous conceptualization as no Pokemon type other than Poison can even secrete any kind of toxin safely). It is believed that these falsehood stem from the genuine fact that Gardevoir will use its psychic abilities to force unwanted mates to have hallucinations, and that the image of "penile necrosis" was a hallucination as a result of unwanted contact from a trainer.
Furthermore, male Gardevoir (and Gallade, which have similar biological properties) do have lightly ridged penises that do create a "ribbed" sensation, but these ribs are purely to keep semen in an orifice (much like the penile "knot" that some species of Pokemon have). Mating with a male Gardevoir is completely safe, and many Pokephiles have come forward to defend their mates against such lurid rumors. Those allegations aside, Gardevoir do mate for life, and are in fact part of the Aggressive category of infidelity response, so while natural mating with a Gardevoir is safe, failing to remain loyal to a Gardevoir will result in vivid negative hallucinations, which can result in severe mental stress that can only be resolved through years of therapy and medication. All negativity notwithstanding, mates of Gardevoir report that Gardevoir are very loving mates that do use their psychic abilities to enhance intercourse, creating elaborate fantasies for both themselves and their mate to enjoy.
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Kakuna
The pupal stage between Weedle and Beedrill, it is interesting to consider that Kakuna can mate at all. Nevertheless, exhaustive tests and observations indicate that Kakuna (and Metapod, for that matter) do in fact have the ability to breed. The reason they can breed is actually due to the still-developing Beedrill inside the cocoon, as female Beedrill spermatheca and male Beedrill endophallus are one of the first things to fully develop, mostly carried over from their Weedle stage. While in the wild they are mostly immobile, if on the off chance a compatible male Pokemon releases its genetic material near a female Kakuna (or, in some cases, on the Kakuna), the female Kakuna will inch along very slowly to the site of ejaculation to absorb the material through a very small opening on the bottom of the cocoon. Male Kakuna, on the other hand, release material through the same opening of the cocoon if they sense a potential mate in the area. Females release an egg through the same hole they received material from, the hole being flexible enough to allow the egg through without cracking either itself or the Kakuna.
Kakuna is not a particularly popular choice among Pokephiles. Outside of some very specific examples (most notably Vespiquen), Bug-type Pokemon are typically avoided due to very different biology and general discomfort regarding their overall appearance. Nevertheless, some adventurous Pokephiles have experimented with Bug-type Pokemon, and have discovered that Kakuna, upon sensing a mate, will vibrate slightly. It does not take much imagination to deduce what a Pokephile wishing to mate with a Kakuna does with this vibration. In addition, trainers who try to mate with their Kakuna claim that doing so creates a strong bond with the Beedrill that would normally require several weeks of continuous work to achieve. However, while Kakuna do seem to respond more favorably to trainers who raise them after evolving from Weedle than those trainers who simply catch them as a Kakuna, the specific mating mindset of a Beedrill in this instance has yet to be thoroughly tested.
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Typhlosion
A somewhat volatile evolution of Quilava (and from that Cyndaquil), Typhlosion are somewhat unique in that they neither mate for life, nor do they simply mate at random. Instead, Typhlosion only ever have three mates throughout its lifetime, never more. Typhlosion choose their mates the same as any other Pokemon, and while in a "pair bond" with their mate they will only copulate with that mate (after the initial breeding, Typhlosion will only engage in intercourse with its mate for pleasure; during this time male Typhlosion ejaculate contains no genetic material, and the uterine wall of female Typhlosion becomes inhospitable for incoming spermatozoa). Mates of Typhlosion during this time are free to breed with any other mate of their choosing. The conditions for Typhlosion to move on to another mate vary: some wait for their respective partner to die, others simply move on once the egg is hatched and the offspring embarks on its own. If presented with a previous mate after leaving it, Typhlosion will generally ignore it, although persistent previous mates have been met with light hostility.
The behavior of finding and abandoning mates makes Typhlosion an interesting choice for Pokephiles. On one hand, those who do not wish to be tied to one Pokemon need not worry, as Typhlosion is generally easygoing in regards to other mates. However, Typhlosion treat humans the same as they do other Pokemon, and will abandon their human mate at any given moment, even if it is their trainer. For this reason, it is not recommended to mate with a Typhlosion if it is going to be used in battle. Mating with a Typhlosion is generally safe, but caution must be exercised as the orange and red spikes on Typhlosion's neckline become exceptionally hot when it nears climax and can cause first degree burns.
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Espeon
The loyal Psychic evolution of Eevee, the physical mating habits of Espeon are very similar to the other evolutions in the Eevee line. However, the way an Espeon chooses its mate is very different: instead of simply choosing a mate out of compatibility, Espeon uses its psychic abilities to lure potential mates in, then chooses based on what it reads from each of the Pokemon's minds. Espeon tend to allow their mates to handle rearing of eggs, and will mate for pleasure more often than any of the other "Eeveelutions". Espeon do not climax as easily as other members of the Eevee family, however when they do they release a psychic "signal" that other Pokemon in the area are able to sense. This does not appear to have any purpose, and the reason for Espeon doing this is unknown, although it is speculated that the increased activity of the pleasure center of the brain temporarily overpowers Espeon's natural control over its psychic abilities, causing a lapse in the "psychic wall". This has yet to be proven, however.
Humans mating with an Espeon is tricky, as the initial contact is determined completely by the Espeon. Amateur Pokephiles have often sought the help of more experienced Pokephiles in this area, and the general consensus is that while doing certain things like focusing ones thought onto mating around the Espeon help, there is no surefire way to convince an Espeon to mate. Trainers who have successfully gotten the attention of their Espeon confirm the psychic pull, describing it as "an intense desire to just be around Espeon, like it becomes the most important thing to do at that moment". Interestingly, if a trainer manages to get an Espeon to climax upon mating, the Espeon will choose to mate with them more often in the future, and the Espeon will begin to "probe" the trainer's mind, a sensation that many trainers find very pleasurable.
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Emboar
The fierce final evolution of Tepig, Emboar have some of the most marked changes during mating season out of all Pokemon. When the time has come to search for a mate, the testicles of a male Emboar double in size, and the Emboar develops a coating of subcutaneous tissue around its abdomen in preparation of fighting potential competitors for mates. Female Emboar also develop subcutaneous tissue, as well as creating androstenone in its urine and vaginal fluid to attract mates. Should the excess tissue of the Emboar go unused (a common occurrence when mating in captivity), the internal body temperature of Emboar will rise, causing the tissue to slowly dissolve at what appears to be no discomfort to the Emboar.
Contrary to their intimidating appearance and inherent preparation for battling for mates, only female Emboar are dominant during mating; male Emboar are exceptionally submissive, even when paired with Pokemon half their size. Because of this, trainers who mate with their male Emboar usually find that they must specifically instruct their partner to take any action besides simply accepting intercourse. One must be careful when mating with an Emboar to not come into contact with the Emboar's "beard" of fire, as this flame swells during copulation and can easily burn a careless mate.
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Chesnaught
An exceptionally resilient final evolution of Chespin, the armored shell of a Chesnaught plays an interesting role in mating, both in the acquisition of mates and the actual copulation process itself. During mating season, Chesnaught use their tank-like bodies to fend off competitors for chosen mates, throwing themselves at their opponents at high velocities (some of the most intense battles for mates in the Pokemon kingdom come from two Chesnaught competing for the same mate). Once a mate has been acquired, if a Chesnaught is allowed it will lay on top of a mate and position their bodies to create a barrier from outside attacks. The Chesnaught will move very carefully to allow for proper intercourse without breaking the seal of the barrier. As the head of the Chesnaught is usually outside the barrier, the penis of a male Chesnaught is very long, and Chesnaught are able to control it enough to guide it to an orifice.
Tall trainers may have some difficulty mating with their Chesnaught, as Chesnaught express extreme resistance to mate unless their partner is fully protected by its body. Nevertheless, trainers who have had intercourse with their Chesnaught describe it as a truly unique experience. Mates of Chesnaught are expected to be mostly immobile due to the Chesnaught's body weighing down on them, but the Chesnaught's complete control over its penile movements resolves this limitation (to the enjoyment of the mate, as Chesnaught mates will often attest to). Like many Grass-type Pokemon, the semen and vaginal fluids of Chesnaught contain many beneficial proteins that are hard to come by otherwise, and some trainers have used their Chesnaught's fluids as a body lotion.
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Snorlax
Known as one of the laziest Pokemon in existence, Snorlax are well known for caring for only two things: eating and sleeping. As such, it makes sense that these traits come into play when Snorlax mate. Seemingly unmotivated by any sort of innate desire to procreate, Snorlax do not seek out mates. Instead, they accidentally find mates when they are awake to find food. Snorlax mating is never intended by the Snorlax, it is often the more active mate who initiates copulation. Snorlax do have genitalia which respond to light stimulus, however these responses seem to be solely biological, as Snorlax never seem to even notice when they are mating. Even the way Snorlax mate with each other is indicative of their lazy nature: a male Snorlax searching for food may come across a female Snorlax sleeping near a source of food. Instead of simply moving around her, the male will attempt to reach over the female to reach the food, and during this moment the male Snorlax's penis will become erect, enter the female's vagina and ejaculate, all in a matter of moments. Snorlax lay eggs while they sleep and are rarely aware that they have done so, but to their credit they do not attempt to eat their own eggs after laying them.
Due to the size difference between humans and Snorlax, mating with a male can be quite difficult if not completely impossible. Their inherent laziness does allow determined Pokephiles to test to see if they can in fact mate with their Snorlax, but most find that the size difference is too great. Most (though not all) Pokephiles have concluded that mating with a Snorlax simply isn't worth it, as Snorlax show no interest in mating and do not appear to enjoy sex in the slightest. Even trainers who have copulated with female Snorlax say that it is not worthwhile because of how little feedback they receive from their "mate".
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Gengar
One of the first Ghost-type Pokemon ever discovered, Gengar fits the spectral nature of the type quite nicely. It can, like most Ghost Pokemon, physically incorporeal, which is integral to how it mates with Pokemon in the wild. Gengar, upon finding a chosen mate, will become intangible and "enter" the body of a sleeping or unaware mate for the express purpose of transferring genetic material: males leave material, females take material. Female Gengar do not traditionally "lay" eggs as they do not appear to have any reproductive organs. Instead, some time after mating a Gengar will simply become intangible and leave behind an egg. How eggs develop inside Gengar is a mystery, as Gengar do not appear to have any sort of internal organs.
Due to the lack of genitalia and the unsettling way Gengar mate, it is not a popular choice among Pokephiles. Still, those who do mate with their Gengar claim that it is actually a very rewarding experience, and that Gengar mating with trainers behave differently. According to them, Gengar's incorporeal nature can be used to "possess" their trainer, resulting in trainers masturbating to pleasure both themselves and their Gengar. Nevertheless, trainers should proceed cautiously and allow Gengar to control this process, as extended physical contact with a Gengar can lead to irritation of the skin, as well as sleeplessness and nausea
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Weavile
Like many Pokemon with strong pack mentalities, the mating habits of Weavile vary depending on how many of them there are in a single location. A Weavile by itself will approach a possible mate and pretend to be submissive, then immediately switch into dominance after the mates guard is lowered. Unruly mates who attempt to take back control are slashed by Weavile's exceptionally sharp claws until they give in (thus a mating between two Weavile more akin to a fight than anything else). A pack of Weavile, on the other hand, will stalk a potential mate for hours, then attack when their guard is down. Weavile work together to breed with their newfound mate: the rest of the pack holds the mate still while one Weavile breeds with it, and each Weavile switches out until every one of them have had their way with the mate. Due to the exceptionally cold climate Weavile usually live in, copulation periods are usually brief, sometimes only lasting four minutes (though warmer climates usually allow Weavile to last up to ten minutes longer), so pack breeding of Weavile tend to only last an hour or so.
Despite these rather brutal mating practices, many Pokephiles find the idea of mating with a Weavile attractive. As a general rule, however, mating with a single Weavile can be exceptionally difficult if one wishes to be the dominant partner, often requiring a near constant physical overpowering (uncomfortable as that might make some Pokephiles, Weavile do appear to still enjoy intercourse when being held down). It is heavily advised to only mate with one Weavile; pack mating rules apply to humans as well, and unless a trainer has total control over each Weavile involved, a trainer may find themselves overwhelmed and subject to the whims of their Weavile "pack".
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Glaceon
A shy Ice-type evolution of Eevee, Glaceon are perhaps the most sexually timid of the Eevee line. While the specific mating characteristics are similar to other "Eeveelutions" (penile knot, swollen vaginal opening, etc.), Glaceon appear to be very reserved when choosing a mate, moving very slowly and waiting much longer than other Eevee forms to actually begin copulating. As with most Ice-types, Glaceon genitalia is rather cold to the touch, however this does not seem to deter mates in the slightest. When Glaceon climax, it is possible to see breath vapor from their mouths, even in extremely warm conditions. This is likely because of how Glaceon maintain their internal body temperatures, and thermal imaging shows that a Glaceon's internal body temperature drops significantly during climax, making the immediate area around Glaceon cold, and thus producing breath vapor.
Trainers inexperienced in mating with Ice types often ask if intercourse is not pleasurable due to the temperature differential between their Pokemon's genitalia and their own. Pokephiles who have mated with Ice types assure these newcomers that it is a comfortable coldness, one that presents a very light numbing sensation that does not detract from the experience whatsoever. As far as Glaceon specifically, male human mates of Glaceon report across the board that female Glaceon are the only evolution of Eevee that will not allow their partner to exit during orgasm, forcing the partner to ejaculate inside their Glaceon. While actual reproduction between Pokemon and humans is impossible, many Pokephiles believe the reason Glaceon force their mate to finish inside of them is due to the general warmth of their semen, claiming that having a warm liquid inside them further adds to their pleasure.
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Vaporeon
The unusual semi-aquatic Water-type evolution of Eevee, Vaporeon often prefer to mate in water rather than dry land. The most sexually adventurous of all of Eevee's final forms, it is not uncommon for a Vaporeon to attempt oral or anal sex on mates in the wild (leading to some mixed results, as can be expected). Female Vaporeon vaginal tracts produce more lubricating mucus than any of the other "Eeveelutions", so many reproductive traits of male Pokemon such as penile knots are rendered ineffective for their intended use. Vaporeon are the only evolution of Eevee that appear to climax during the egg laying process, leading to one of Vaporeon's most interesting traits: upon climax, Vaporeon expel a small amount of cloudy liquid out of their genitalia immediately after climax. To the causal observer it would appear Vaporeon is urinating, however the liquid is in fact water expelled from the Vaporeon's internal water bladder (different from the urinary bladder, the water bladder holds water for use in battle, though the two are connected and can be used interchangeably if need be), tinged with a pheromone that is otherwise never seen from Vaporeon. The assumed purpose for this excretion is twofold: first, if done after egg laying, it signals to nearby Pokemon that Vaporeon is fertile. Second, if it is released during intercourse, it marks the Vaporeon's mate and makes it more desirable by many different kinds of Pokemon.
Because it is very open to different sexual positions, Vaporeon is rather sought after by Pokephiles. Humorously, the main advice experienced Pokephiles have for mating with a Vaporeon is to have several towels ready for cleanup, as Vaporeon is one of the "messiest" Pokemon during intercourse. Trainers who have made their Vaporeon orgasm have noted that the pheromone Vaporeon releases is rather sweet tasting, and many have opted to move to oral sex when they feel their Vaporeon is close to climaxing. Further, many Pokephiles have found that mating with a Vaporeon that is mostly submerged in water enhances the Vaporeon's enjoyment of intercourse significantly, and it is generally suggested to mate with a Vaporeon in a half-full bathtub or shallow pond for maximum effect.
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Ho-oh
A monster known more through legend than fact, Ho-oh is revered by the people of Johto. Believed to have the power to raise the dead, very little is truly known about this Pokemon, as there are only a handful of firsthand encounters with this legendary Pokemon. Out of these encounters, only one account holds any significant value to the scientific community: a research journal written by Dr. Morihei Yamaguchi, who encountered Ho-oh during a hiking expedition on Mount Silver. Despite the legends that state that Ho-oh will only appear to trainers with pure hearts, and though no one will ever dispute that Dr. Yamaguchi was a good man, why Ho-oh chose to visit him at that moment of his life is unknown, for as Dr. Yamaguchi himself said, "I had not done anything significantly charitable during that time".
Dr. Yamaguchi's encounter with Ho-oh only lasted a few minutes, but three things of note happened in that brief period. First, Dr. Yamaguchi was able to examine Ho-oh in person, and was able to confirm varying theories regarding its physical makeup. According to Dr. Yamaguchi, Ho-oh does not appear to have any sort of reproductive organs (though he admitted later that he was unable to thoroughly investigate "that" area of Ho-oh), leading to its current classification of "Genderless". Second, Dr. Yamaguchi was given one of Ho-oh's wing feathers, which continues to be studied to this day for its unique prismatic properties. The third revelation is perhaps the only link one can even make regarding Ho-oh and mating. As told by Dr. Yamaguchi: "After it had graced me with one of its feathers, the mighty Ho-oh took me under its left wing and held me close. I couldn't see anything, but I felt so much during that time. I felt…pleasure, physical and emotional, stronger than anything I have ever felt before or since. I felt loved, peaceful, in a state of blissful nirvana that felt like it lasted for decades, even though it was only about a minute. Ho-oh released me and flew off over the horizon, and I just sat there, still lost in ecstasy." Dr. Yamaguchi retired from the scientific community shortly after this encounter.
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Feraligatr
If one were to ask the people of Johto what the most ferocious Pokemon in the world is, many would likely respond with Feraligatr. Known for being absolutely merciless with opponents in battle, it should come as no surprise that Feraligatr have some of the most intense mating characteristics in the Pokemon kingdom. The male Feraligatr penis is conical, and has numerous raised bumps along the shaft. During mating, thin barbs made of keratin extend out of these bumps, piercing the vaginal wall and ensuring the mate cannot escape, as moving during this time is exceptionally painful. Perhaps as an evolutionary response to this, the reproductive tract of a female Feraligatr's cloaca is lined with a fatty tissue that holds no sensory receptors, allowing the female to escape if necessary. Both male and female Feraligatr attempt to be the dominant partner during intercourse, but with sufficient force they can become submissive. Feraligatr are very nurturing parents to their offspring, often refusing to leave their side until they can hunt for themselves.
The biological specifics of Feraligatr reproduction have made many new Pokephiles wary, particularly female Pokephiles. However, it has been discovered by trainers who desperately wished to mate with their male Feraligatr that the barbs lining its penis can be removed at no discomfort to the Pokemon. By arousing the Feraligatr and applying slight pressure to each of the protrusions, a trainer can release the barbs and use scissors or nail clippers to remove them. The barbs grow back after roughly two weeks, so sexually active Pokephiles may also consider surgically removing the base of the barbs, though this is most certainly the more expensive option. Mating with Feraligatr whose barbs have been shortened or removed is reportedly extremely pleasurable, as the protrusions act as natural bumps often found on sex toys.
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Swampert
The final evolution of the well-liked Mudkip, Swampert is a strong but very gentle mate who often makes nests on beaches. Female Swampert have a cloaca, while males have a phallus that is hidden within a small opening in the body. Unusually, male Swampert release spermatophores that are placed on rocky outcroppings for females to find and use, and rarely does any actual penetration among Swampert couples happen. The existence of the phallus appears to be an evolutionary response to mating with other Pokemon, as very few Pokemon utilize the spermatophore system for mating. Both male and female Swampert are very protective of their eggs and will often attempt to take them to a nest they build (usually on a beach), even going so far as to fight their mate if they attempt to get in the way.
There is no physical danger to mating with a Swampert, as they are very respectful of their mates during copulation, especially if their mate is their trainer. The primary objection Pokephiles have raised with their Swampert is the deposit of spermatophores during intercourse. While certainly not harmful to humans, Swampert spermatophores do not tend to burst and release material until days after mating, which can lead to very uncomfortable situations if this happens at a social gathering. As such, some trainers have opted to teach their Swampert how to perform oral sex to avoid this issue entirely.
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Infernape
The distinguished final evolution of Chimchar, Infernape are one of the few species of Pokemon that put on displays to attract mates. A male Infernape will spend days preparing for their display, eating as many Occa berries as they can find (which is rather difficult in the wild) to improve the quality and size of the flame on their heads. Female Infernape choose mates based on the size of this fire, though a lesser suitor can be chosen if they are able to defeat the chosen Infernape in combat. Infernape are very protective of their eggs and will often follow their offspring for several weeks after hatching to ensure they are safe. Unlike many Pokemon species that may produce many times throughout their lifetime, Infernape only reproduce once or twice in their entire lives, though they are another species of Pokemon that engage in intercourse for pleasure.
Trainers who wish to mate with their male Infernape must allow the Infernape to initiate, as it will become confused if propositioned by the trainer. This is fairly easy to do, as appealing to an Infernape's primal desire to mate is as simple as acting provocatively around them (many non-Pokephile trainers have reported that their Infernape attempted to woo them after the Infernape observed the trainer acting sexy for their significant other). Female Infernape will also have certain requirements met before she will allow mating to occur, although if the human initiating is the Infernape's trainer she will already be satisfied and will ready herself for copulation. There is no danger in mating with an Infernape, they do not mate for life and are very respectful of their partners.
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Flareon
The warm-hearted Fire-type evolution of Eevee, Flareon shares many of its mating characteristics with the other evolutions in the Eevee line. Flareon choose their mates, the penis of the male Flareon expands to create a penile "knot", while the vaginal opening of female Flareon swell to better accept their chosen mate. The differences between "Eeveelutions" lie in the specific details of the mating process. For example, Flareon climax much quicker and much stronger than others in their line, and their behavior regarding eggs is far different: unlike most Eevee evolutions, Flareon guard their eggs, gently keeping them close to their lower abdomen for warmth. Interestingly, upon climax during mating, Flareon spray a stream of fire from their mouths. This is believed to be a result of their internal reproductive organs expanding and contracting during orgasm, pushing against the internal flame sac in their lower abdomen.
The only danger to humans mating with their Flareon is the stream of fire mentioned earlier. It is not something Flareon can control, so it is up to the trainer to simply make sure to keep well away from their Flareon's face as the mating progresses. Trainers who have experimented with other Fire-type Pokemon have noted that the genital region of Flareon is somewhat warmer than other Fire-types, presumably due to the close proximity to the internal flame sac. Due to the nature of Flareon climaxing in conjunction with the "comfortable" warmth of their genitalia, many Pokephiles who regularly mate with Flareon actually prefer to give their Flareon oral sex, as they claim that the semen or vaginal fluids of their Flareon are warm and sweet-tasting. Many researchers in the field opt to take the trainers' word on this matter.
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Gardevoir
An exceptionally gentle and loyal Pokemon, Gardevoir have had the misfortune of having several lies spread about its biology in reference to mating.The vaginal tract of female Gardevoir secretes a thick mucus that provides sufficient lubrication for mating, and does not contain any kind of necrotoxin (which, frankly, is a ludicrous conceptualization as no Pokemon type other than Poison can even secrete any kind of toxin safely). It is believed that these falsehood stem from the genuine fact that Gardevoir will use its psychic abilities to force unwanted mates to have hallucinations, and that the image of "penile necrosis" was a hallucination as a result of unwanted contact from a trainer.
Furthermore, male Gardevoir (and Gallade, which have similar biological properties) do have lightly ridged penises that do create a "ribbed" sensation, but these ribs are purely to keep semen in an orifice (much like the penile "knot" that some species of Pokemon have). Mating with a male Gardevoir is completely safe, and many Pokephiles have come forward to defend their mates against such lurid rumors. Those allegations aside, Gardevoir do mate for life, and are in fact part of the Aggressive category of infidelity response, so while natural mating with a Gardevoir is safe, failing to remain loyal to a Gardevoir will result in vivid negative hallucinations, which can result in severe mental stress that can only be resolved through years of therapy and medication. All negativity notwithstanding, mates of Gardevoir report that Gardevoir are very loving mates that do use their psychic abilities to enhance intercourse, creating elaborate fantasies for both themselves and their mate to enjoy.
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Kakuna
The pupal stage between Weedle and Beedrill, it is interesting to consider that Kakuna can mate at all. Nevertheless, exhaustive tests and observations indicate that Kakuna (and Metapod, for that matter) do in fact have the ability to breed. The reason they can breed is actually due to the still-developing Beedrill inside the cocoon, as female Beedrill spermatheca and male Beedrill endophallus are one of the first things to fully develop, mostly carried over from their Weedle stage. While in the wild they are mostly immobile, if on the off chance a compatible male Pokemon releases its genetic material near a female Kakuna (or, in some cases, on the Kakuna), the female Kakuna will inch along very slowly to the site of ejaculation to absorb the material through a very small opening on the bottom of the cocoon. Male Kakuna, on the other hand, release material through the same opening of the cocoon if they sense a potential mate in the area. Females release an egg through the same hole they received material from, the hole being flexible enough to allow the egg through without cracking either itself or the Kakuna.
Kakuna is not a particularly popular choice among Pokephiles. Outside of some very specific examples (most notably Vespiquen), Bug-type Pokemon are typically avoided due to very different biology and general discomfort regarding their overall appearance. Nevertheless, some adventurous Pokephiles have experimented with Bug-type Pokemon, and have discovered that Kakuna, upon sensing a mate, will vibrate slightly. It does not take much imagination to deduce what a Pokephile wishing to mate with a Kakuna does with this vibration. In addition, trainers who try to mate with their Kakuna claim that doing so creates a strong bond with the Beedrill that would normally require several weeks of continuous work to achieve. However, while Kakuna do seem to respond more favorably to trainers who raise them after evolving from Weedle than those trainers who simply catch them as a Kakuna, the specific mating mindset of a Beedrill in this instance has yet to be thoroughly tested.
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Typhlosion
A somewhat volatile evolution of Quilava (and from that Cyndaquil), Typhlosion are somewhat unique in that they neither mate for life, nor do they simply mate at random. Instead, Typhlosion only ever have three mates throughout its lifetime, never more. Typhlosion choose their mates the same as any other Pokemon, and while in a "pair bond" with their mate they will only copulate with that mate (after the initial breeding, Typhlosion will only engage in intercourse with its mate for pleasure; during this time male Typhlosion ejaculate contains no genetic material, and the uterine wall of female Typhlosion becomes inhospitable for incoming spermatozoa). Mates of Typhlosion during this time are free to breed with any other mate of their choosing. The conditions for Typhlosion to move on to another mate vary: some wait for their respective partner to die, others simply move on once the egg is hatched and the offspring embarks on its own. If presented with a previous mate after leaving it, Typhlosion will generally ignore it, although persistent previous mates have been met with light hostility.
The behavior of finding and abandoning mates makes Typhlosion an interesting choice for Pokephiles. On one hand, those who do not wish to be tied to one Pokemon need not worry, as Typhlosion is generally easygoing in regards to other mates. However, Typhlosion treat humans the same as they do other Pokemon, and will abandon their human mate at any given moment, even if it is their trainer. For this reason, it is not recommended to mate with a Typhlosion if it is going to be used in battle. Mating with a Typhlosion is generally safe, but caution must be exercised as the orange and red spikes on Typhlosion's neckline become exceptionally hot when it nears climax and can cause first degree burns.
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Espeon
The loyal Psychic evolution of Eevee, the physical mating habits of Espeon are very similar to the other evolutions in the Eevee line. However, the way an Espeon chooses its mate is very different: instead of simply choosing a mate out of compatibility, Espeon uses its psychic abilities to lure potential mates in, then chooses based on what it reads from each of the Pokemon's minds. Espeon tend to allow their mates to handle rearing of eggs, and will mate for pleasure more often than any of the other "Eeveelutions". Espeon do not climax as easily as other members of the Eevee family, however when they do they release a psychic "signal" that other Pokemon in the area are able to sense. This does not appear to have any purpose, and the reason for Espeon doing this is unknown, although it is speculated that the increased activity of the pleasure center of the brain temporarily overpowers Espeon's natural control over its psychic abilities, causing a lapse in the "psychic wall". This has yet to be proven, however.
Humans mating with an Espeon is tricky, as the initial contact is determined completely by the Espeon. Amateur Pokephiles have often sought the help of more experienced Pokephiles in this area, and the general consensus is that while doing certain things like focusing ones thought onto mating around the Espeon help, there is no surefire way to convince an Espeon to mate. Trainers who have successfully gotten the attention of their Espeon confirm the psychic pull, describing it as "an intense desire to just be around Espeon, like it becomes the most important thing to do at that moment". Interestingly, if a trainer manages to get an Espeon to climax upon mating, the Espeon will choose to mate with them more often in the future, and the Espeon will begin to "probe" the trainer's mind, a sensation that many trainers find very pleasurable.
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Emboar
The fierce final evolution of Tepig, Emboar have some of the most marked changes during mating season out of all Pokemon. When the time has come to search for a mate, the testicles of a male Emboar double in size, and the Emboar develops a coating of subcutaneous tissue around its abdomen in preparation of fighting potential competitors for mates. Female Emboar also develop subcutaneous tissue, as well as creating androstenone in its urine and vaginal fluid to attract mates. Should the excess tissue of the Emboar go unused (a common occurrence when mating in captivity), the internal body temperature of Emboar will rise, causing the tissue to slowly dissolve at what appears to be no discomfort to the Emboar.
Contrary to their intimidating appearance and inherent preparation for battling for mates, only female Emboar are dominant during mating; male Emboar are exceptionally submissive, even when paired with Pokemon half their size. Because of this, trainers who mate with their male Emboar usually find that they must specifically instruct their partner to take any action besides simply accepting intercourse. One must be careful when mating with an Emboar to not come into contact with the Emboar's "beard" of fire, as this flame swells during copulation and can easily burn a careless mate.
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Chesnaught
An exceptionally resilient final evolution of Chespin, the armored shell of a Chesnaught plays an interesting role in mating, both in the acquisition of mates and the actual copulation process itself. During mating season, Chesnaught use their tank-like bodies to fend off competitors for chosen mates, throwing themselves at their opponents at high velocities (some of the most intense battles for mates in the Pokemon kingdom come from two Chesnaught competing for the same mate). Once a mate has been acquired, if a Chesnaught is allowed it will lay on top of a mate and position their bodies to create a barrier from outside attacks. The Chesnaught will move very carefully to allow for proper intercourse without breaking the seal of the barrier. As the head of the Chesnaught is usually outside the barrier, the penis of a male Chesnaught is very long, and Chesnaught are able to control it enough to guide it to an orifice.
Tall trainers may have some difficulty mating with their Chesnaught, as Chesnaught express extreme resistance to mate unless their partner is fully protected by its body. Nevertheless, trainers who have had intercourse with their Chesnaught describe it as a truly unique experience. Mates of Chesnaught are expected to be mostly immobile due to the Chesnaught's body weighing down on them, but the Chesnaught's complete control over its penile movements resolves this limitation (to the enjoyment of the mate, as Chesnaught mates will often attest to). Like many Grass-type Pokemon, the semen and vaginal fluids of Chesnaught contain many beneficial proteins that are hard to come by otherwise, and some trainers have used their Chesnaught's fluids as a body lotion.
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Snorlax
Known as one of the laziest Pokemon in existence, Snorlax are well known for caring for only two things: eating and sleeping. As such, it makes sense that these traits come into play when Snorlax mate. Seemingly unmotivated by any sort of innate desire to procreate, Snorlax do not seek out mates. Instead, they accidentally find mates when they are awake to find food. Snorlax mating is never intended by the Snorlax, it is often the more active mate who initiates copulation. Snorlax do have genitalia which respond to light stimulus, however these responses seem to be solely biological, as Snorlax never seem to even notice when they are mating. Even the way Snorlax mate with each other is indicative of their lazy nature: a male Snorlax searching for food may come across a female Snorlax sleeping near a source of food. Instead of simply moving around her, the male will attempt to reach over the female to reach the food, and during this moment the male Snorlax's penis will become erect, enter the female's vagina and ejaculate, all in a matter of moments. Snorlax lay eggs while they sleep and are rarely aware that they have done so, but to their credit they do not attempt to eat their own eggs after laying them.
Due to the size difference between humans and Snorlax, mating with a male can be quite difficult if not completely impossible. Their inherent laziness does allow determined Pokephiles to test to see if they can in fact mate with their Snorlax, but most find that the size difference is too great. Most (though not all) Pokephiles have concluded that mating with a Snorlax simply isn't worth it, as Snorlax show no interest in mating and do not appear to enjoy sex in the slightest. Even trainers who have copulated with female Snorlax say that it is not worthwhile because of how little feedback they receive from their "mate".
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Gengar
One of the first Ghost-type Pokemon ever discovered, Gengar fits the spectral nature of the type quite nicely. It can, like most Ghost Pokemon, physically incorporeal, which is integral to how it mates with Pokemon in the wild. Gengar, upon finding a chosen mate, will become intangible and "enter" the body of a sleeping or unaware mate for the express purpose of transferring genetic material: males leave material, females take material. Female Gengar do not traditionally "lay" eggs as they do not appear to have any reproductive organs. Instead, some time after mating a Gengar will simply become intangible and leave behind an egg. How eggs develop inside Gengar is a mystery, as Gengar do not appear to have any sort of internal organs.
Due to the lack of genitalia and the unsettling way Gengar mate, it is not a popular choice among Pokephiles. Still, those who do mate with their Gengar claim that it is actually a very rewarding experience, and that Gengar mating with trainers behave differently. According to them, Gengar's incorporeal nature can be used to "possess" their trainer, resulting in trainers masturbating to pleasure both themselves and their Gengar. Nevertheless, trainers should proceed cautiously and allow Gengar to control this process, as extended physical contact with a Gengar can lead to irritation of the skin, as well as sleeplessness and nausea
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Weavile
Like many Pokemon with strong pack mentalities, the mating habits of Weavile vary depending on how many of them there are in a single location. A Weavile by itself will approach a possible mate and pretend to be submissive, then immediately switch into dominance after the mates guard is lowered. Unruly mates who attempt to take back control are slashed by Weavile's exceptionally sharp claws until they give in (thus a mating between two Weavile more akin to a fight than anything else). A pack of Weavile, on the other hand, will stalk a potential mate for hours, then attack when their guard is down. Weavile work together to breed with their newfound mate: the rest of the pack holds the mate still while one Weavile breeds with it, and each Weavile switches out until every one of them have had their way with the mate. Due to the exceptionally cold climate Weavile usually live in, copulation periods are usually brief, sometimes only lasting four minutes (though warmer climates usually allow Weavile to last up to ten minutes longer), so pack breeding of Weavile tend to only last an hour or so.
Despite these rather brutal mating practices, many Pokephiles find the idea of mating with a Weavile attractive. As a general rule, however, mating with a single Weavile can be exceptionally difficult if one wishes to be the dominant partner, often requiring a near constant physical overpowering (uncomfortable as that might make some Pokephiles, Weavile do appear to still enjoy intercourse when being held down). It is heavily advised to only mate with one Weavile; pack mating rules apply to humans as well, and unless a trainer has total control over each Weavile involved, a trainer may find themselves overwhelmed and subject to the whims of their Weavile "pack".
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Glaceon
A shy Ice-type evolution of Eevee, Glaceon are perhaps the most sexually timid of the Eevee line. While the specific mating characteristics are similar to other "Eeveelutions" (penile knot, swollen vaginal opening, etc.), Glaceon appear to be very reserved when choosing a mate, moving very slowly and waiting much longer than other Eevee forms to actually begin copulating. As with most Ice-types, Glaceon genitalia is rather cold to the touch, however this does not seem to deter mates in the slightest. When Glaceon climax, it is possible to see breath vapor from their mouths, even in extremely warm conditions. This is likely because of how Glaceon maintain their internal body temperatures, and thermal imaging shows that a Glaceon's internal body temperature drops significantly during climax, making the immediate area around Glaceon cold, and thus producing breath vapor.
Trainers inexperienced in mating with Ice types often ask if intercourse is not pleasurable due to the temperature differential between their Pokemon's genitalia and their own. Pokephiles who have mated with Ice types assure these newcomers that it is a comfortable coldness, one that presents a very light numbing sensation that does not detract from the experience whatsoever. As far as Glaceon specifically, male human mates of Glaceon report across the board that female Glaceon are the only evolution of Eevee that will not allow their partner to exit during orgasm, forcing the partner to ejaculate inside their Glaceon. While actual reproduction between Pokemon and humans is impossible, many Pokephiles believe the reason Glaceon force their mate to finish inside of them is due to the general warmth of their semen, claiming that having a warm liquid inside them further adds to their pleasure.
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Vaporeon
The unusual semi-aquatic Water-type evolution of Eevee, Vaporeon often prefer to mate in water rather than dry land. The most sexually adventurous of all of Eevee's final forms, it is not uncommon for a Vaporeon to attempt oral or anal sex on mates in the wild (leading to some mixed results, as can be expected). Female Vaporeon vaginal tracts produce more lubricating mucus than any of the other "Eeveelutions", so many reproductive traits of male Pokemon such as penile knots are rendered ineffective for their intended use. Vaporeon are the only evolution of Eevee that appear to climax during the egg laying process, leading to one of Vaporeon's most interesting traits: upon climax, Vaporeon expel a small amount of cloudy liquid out of their genitalia immediately after climax. To the causal observer it would appear Vaporeon is urinating, however the liquid is in fact water expelled from the Vaporeon's internal water bladder (different from the urinary bladder, the water bladder holds water for use in battle, though the two are connected and can be used interchangeably if need be), tinged with a pheromone that is otherwise never seen from Vaporeon. The assumed purpose for this excretion is twofold: first, if done after egg laying, it signals to nearby Pokemon that Vaporeon is fertile. Second, if it is released during intercourse, it marks the Vaporeon's mate and makes it more desirable by many different kinds of Pokemon.
Because it is very open to different sexual positions, Vaporeon is rather sought after by Pokephiles. Humorously, the main advice experienced Pokephiles have for mating with a Vaporeon is to have several towels ready for cleanup, as Vaporeon is one of the "messiest" Pokemon during intercourse. Trainers who have made their Vaporeon orgasm have noted that the pheromone Vaporeon releases is rather sweet tasting, and many have opted to move to oral sex when they feel their Vaporeon is close to climaxing. Further, many Pokephiles have found that mating with a Vaporeon that is mostly submerged in water enhances the Vaporeon's enjoyment of intercourse significantly, and it is generally suggested to mate with a Vaporeon in a half-full bathtub or shallow pond for maximum effect.
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Ho-oh
A monster known more through legend than fact, Ho-oh is revered by the people of Johto. Believed to have the power to raise the dead, very little is truly known about this Pokemon, as there are only a handful of firsthand encounters with this legendary Pokemon. Out of these encounters, only one account holds any significant value to the scientific community: a research journal written by Dr. Morihei Yamaguchi, who encountered Ho-oh during a hiking expedition on Mount Silver. Despite the legends that state that Ho-oh will only appear to trainers with pure hearts, and though no one will ever dispute that Dr. Yamaguchi was a good man, why Ho-oh chose to visit him at that moment of his life is unknown, for as Dr. Yamaguchi himself said, "I had not done anything significantly charitable during that time".
Dr. Yamaguchi's encounter with Ho-oh only lasted a few minutes, but three things of note happened in that brief period. First, Dr. Yamaguchi was able to examine Ho-oh in person, and was able to confirm varying theories regarding its physical makeup. According to Dr. Yamaguchi, Ho-oh does not appear to have any sort of reproductive organs (though he admitted later that he was unable to thoroughly investigate "that" area of Ho-oh), leading to its current classification of "Genderless". Second, Dr. Yamaguchi was given one of Ho-oh's wing feathers, which continues to be studied to this day for its unique prismatic properties. The third revelation is perhaps the only link one can even make regarding Ho-oh and mating. As told by Dr. Yamaguchi: "After it had graced me with one of its feathers, the mighty Ho-oh took me under its left wing and held me close. I couldn't see anything, but I felt so much during that time. I felt…pleasure, physical and emotional, stronger than anything I have ever felt before or since. I felt loved, peaceful, in a state of blissful nirvana that felt like it lasted for decades, even though it was only about a minute. Ho-oh released me and flew off over the horizon, and I just sat there, still lost in ecstasy." Dr. Yamaguchi retired from the scientific community shortly after this encounter.
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Feraligatr
If one were to ask the people of Johto what the most ferocious Pokemon in the world is, many would likely respond with Feraligatr. Known for being absolutely merciless with opponents in battle, it should come as no surprise that Feraligatr have some of the most intense mating characteristics in the Pokemon kingdom. The male Feraligatr penis is conical, and has numerous raised bumps along the shaft. During mating, thin barbs made of keratin extend out of these bumps, piercing the vaginal wall and ensuring the mate cannot escape, as moving during this time is exceptionally painful. Perhaps as an evolutionary response to this, the reproductive tract of a female Feraligatr's cloaca is lined with a fatty tissue that holds no sensory receptors, allowing the female to escape if necessary. Both male and female Feraligatr attempt to be the dominant partner during intercourse, but with sufficient force they can become submissive. Feraligatr are very nurturing parents to their offspring, often refusing to leave their side until they can hunt for themselves.
The biological specifics of Feraligatr reproduction have made many new Pokephiles wary, particularly female Pokephiles. However, it has been discovered by trainers who desperately wished to mate with their male Feraligatr that the barbs lining its penis can be removed at no discomfort to the Pokemon. By arousing the Feraligatr and applying slight pressure to each of the protrusions, a trainer can release the barbs and use scissors or nail clippers to remove them. The barbs grow back after roughly two weeks, so sexually active Pokephiles may also consider surgically removing the base of the barbs, though this is most certainly the more expensive option. Mating with Feraligatr whose barbs have been shortened or removed is reportedly extremely pleasurable, as the protrusions act as natural bumps often found on sex toys.
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Swampert
The final evolution of the well-liked Mudkip, Swampert is a strong but very gentle mate who often makes nests on beaches. Female Swampert have a cloaca, while males have a phallus that is hidden within a small opening in the body. Unusually, male Swampert release spermatophores that are placed on rocky outcroppings for females to find and use, and rarely does any actual penetration among Swampert couples happen. The existence of the phallus appears to be an evolutionary response to mating with other Pokemon, as very few Pokemon utilize the spermatophore system for mating. Both male and female Swampert are very protective of their eggs and will often attempt to take them to a nest they build (usually on a beach), even going so far as to fight their mate if they attempt to get in the way.
There is no physical danger to mating with a Swampert, as they are very respectful of their mates during copulation, especially if their mate is their trainer. The primary objection Pokephiles have raised with their Swampert is the deposit of spermatophores during intercourse. While certainly not harmful to humans, Swampert spermatophores do not tend to burst and release material until days after mating, which can lead to very uncomfortable situations if this happens at a social gathering. As such, some trainers have opted to teach their Swampert how to perform oral sex to avoid this issue entirely.
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Infernape
The distinguished final evolution of Chimchar, Infernape are one of the few species of Pokemon that put on displays to attract mates. A male Infernape will spend days preparing for their display, eating as many Occa berries as they can find (which is rather difficult in the wild) to improve the quality and size of the flame on their heads. Female Infernape choose mates based on the size of this fire, though a lesser suitor can be chosen if they are able to defeat the chosen Infernape in combat. Infernape are very protective of their eggs and will often follow their offspring for several weeks after hatching to ensure they are safe. Unlike many Pokemon species that may produce many times throughout their lifetime, Infernape only reproduce once or twice in their entire lives, though they are another species of Pokemon that engage in intercourse for pleasure.
Trainers who wish to mate with their male Infernape must allow the Infernape to initiate, as it will become confused if propositioned by the trainer. This is fairly easy to do, as appealing to an Infernape's primal desire to mate is as simple as acting provocatively around them (many non-Pokephile trainers have reported that their Infernape attempted to woo them after the Infernape observed the trainer acting sexy for their significant other). Female Infernape will also have certain requirements met before she will allow mating to occur, although if the human initiating is the Infernape's trainer she will already be satisfied and will ready herself for copulation. There is no danger in mating with an Infernape, they do not mate for life and are very respectful of their partners.
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