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my CRAZY! dream.
10 years ago
sorry it's a little hard to read. i was really tired. and tried to remember everything.
TL;DR im fucked up in the head.
I was at a house party. It was a furry house party. There were a bunch of us in a bed all snuggling. There was this plushie. A big blue bear. Every time I got near it. It would knock my contacts out of my eyes. I kept putting them back in. but one time they got knocked out and got all dirty. So I decided to wash them. I tried getting out of the bed. But one person wouldn’t let me get out of the bed. He was trying to get in the bed. He couldn’t see me. Because his contacts were out too. I finally got around him. Went to the bath room. Which had no sink. I then went to the kitchen which was a tent in the back yard. And the sink was bottle of water with a squirt top. I tried cleaning my contacts with the water. I got one clean. But when I tried to clean the other. It fell into the dirt. I remembered I had another in my car. I went to my car and got my fireman gear. I knew it was in the pocket of that. Brought it into the house and tried to find the contact. it was located in my pocket of my fursuit, that was inside the fire gear. I tried reaching in to get it. But then realized the last time I wore all of this I had a diaper on, and just pulled all the stuff off, and left everything in there for weeks. I was too embarrassed to try and get the contact at this point. Because I didn’t want everyone to smell the mess I made. I took the one good contact out. And cut my losses.
Lav had his corvette at the party. And I had my Kia. I went to put all my gear back into my car, when I noticed my neighbor driving down the street in a brand new Ferrari. My car was parked a little over his driveway entrance. He took out a RC car controller, and somehow moved my car a few feet out of the way. And proceeded to pull into his driveway. I went back inside the furry party. As I passed my neighbor I told him he had a nice car. He said thanks.
When I got inside I remembered I previously said I would give one furry a ride in the corvette. So I told him, let’s go. The three of us left the house. And went to the corvette. I unlocked it by putting the key in the steering column. Lav got in the passenger side, the furry guy got in the back. Then 2 other people climbed in the back too. I said to lav. I thought it was just the 3 of us. But I guess a lot of people were coming too. When I was getting inside the car, I noticed how all the fiberglass on the car was really cracked, and the paint was really bad. This car looked good from far away, but up close it looked really trashy, and was puzzled why lav would buy it. I squeezed inside this tiny cockpit, I tried to start the car. But I couldn’t turn the key. My fingers were too fat. I needed to use two hands to start it. When I got it started I had the accelerator pushed down. So it revved really high. I then realized there was a huge hump between the gas and brake pedal. And I had both my feet on the one side. So I couldn’t push the brake. I tried lifting my leg over the hump. But couldn’t because it was such a tight small space. I had to open the door to get my foot over the hump. I than realized you had to drive this car using 2 feet. One on the gas, one on the brake. And I warned all the people this may be a jerky ride. As I’m not good at breaking with my left foot. I looked up to start going. But there was a cat on the hood. The window was made of some really scratched Plexiglas. I tried scaring the cat away but he wouldn’t move. The radio was really loud, I tried turning it down. But it only went so far down. So I shut it off completely. I looked up again. And the window turned into a huge subwoofer. That didn’t work. And was poorly constructed. I got the cat off the hood, by using my windshield wipers, and washer fluid which I sprayed. I then tried to drive away again. But noticed the gas and brake pedals were too far away. I couldn’t reach them. And couldn’t get close enough because of the hump between my legs. Lav decided he needed to screw the gas and brake pedals above the windshield so I could reach them. I was thinking that would be a really silly way to drive.
Then I woke up.
TL;DR im fucked up in the head.
I was at a house party. It was a furry house party. There were a bunch of us in a bed all snuggling. There was this plushie. A big blue bear. Every time I got near it. It would knock my contacts out of my eyes. I kept putting them back in. but one time they got knocked out and got all dirty. So I decided to wash them. I tried getting out of the bed. But one person wouldn’t let me get out of the bed. He was trying to get in the bed. He couldn’t see me. Because his contacts were out too. I finally got around him. Went to the bath room. Which had no sink. I then went to the kitchen which was a tent in the back yard. And the sink was bottle of water with a squirt top. I tried cleaning my contacts with the water. I got one clean. But when I tried to clean the other. It fell into the dirt. I remembered I had another in my car. I went to my car and got my fireman gear. I knew it was in the pocket of that. Brought it into the house and tried to find the contact. it was located in my pocket of my fursuit, that was inside the fire gear. I tried reaching in to get it. But then realized the last time I wore all of this I had a diaper on, and just pulled all the stuff off, and left everything in there for weeks. I was too embarrassed to try and get the contact at this point. Because I didn’t want everyone to smell the mess I made. I took the one good contact out. And cut my losses.
Lav had his corvette at the party. And I had my Kia. I went to put all my gear back into my car, when I noticed my neighbor driving down the street in a brand new Ferrari. My car was parked a little over his driveway entrance. He took out a RC car controller, and somehow moved my car a few feet out of the way. And proceeded to pull into his driveway. I went back inside the furry party. As I passed my neighbor I told him he had a nice car. He said thanks.
When I got inside I remembered I previously said I would give one furry a ride in the corvette. So I told him, let’s go. The three of us left the house. And went to the corvette. I unlocked it by putting the key in the steering column. Lav got in the passenger side, the furry guy got in the back. Then 2 other people climbed in the back too. I said to lav. I thought it was just the 3 of us. But I guess a lot of people were coming too. When I was getting inside the car, I noticed how all the fiberglass on the car was really cracked, and the paint was really bad. This car looked good from far away, but up close it looked really trashy, and was puzzled why lav would buy it. I squeezed inside this tiny cockpit, I tried to start the car. But I couldn’t turn the key. My fingers were too fat. I needed to use two hands to start it. When I got it started I had the accelerator pushed down. So it revved really high. I then realized there was a huge hump between the gas and brake pedal. And I had both my feet on the one side. So I couldn’t push the brake. I tried lifting my leg over the hump. But couldn’t because it was such a tight small space. I had to open the door to get my foot over the hump. I than realized you had to drive this car using 2 feet. One on the gas, one on the brake. And I warned all the people this may be a jerky ride. As I’m not good at breaking with my left foot. I looked up to start going. But there was a cat on the hood. The window was made of some really scratched Plexiglas. I tried scaring the cat away but he wouldn’t move. The radio was really loud, I tried turning it down. But it only went so far down. So I shut it off completely. I looked up again. And the window turned into a huge subwoofer. That didn’t work. And was poorly constructed. I got the cat off the hood, by using my windshield wipers, and washer fluid which I sprayed. I then tried to drive away again. But noticed the gas and brake pedals were too far away. I couldn’t reach them. And couldn’t get close enough because of the hump between my legs. Lav decided he needed to screw the gas and brake pedals above the windshield so I could reach them. I was thinking that would be a really silly way to drive.
Then I woke up.
Ayup! I know how weird dreams can be. I had an odd, and extremely frustrating, one a little while back.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6565454/ - if you want to read it.
I should envy you. The last time I had a dream that I remembered, I was in college! (I made a short story out of it. I was a new writer though, so I didn't do a great job.)
Get some rest little shep.