I wrote this list back in 2008 for a high school class, and that crusty piece of paper has been hanging on the corkboard in the back of the room since then. We had been asked to write a list of skills one should have in the future. Naturally, since we were almost all 14-year-olds, I decided to write the most coherent and relevant list I could think of.

Time management
Pay attentioning
Giving me a dollar
Social skills
Work ethic
Understanding
Respect
Writing
Reading
Docking the Cheat's allowance
Skills (Computer skills, nunchuk skills, computer hacking skills...)
A planner
Writing utinsels
Bread
Milk
Eggs
Egg milk
Milkbread
Bread eggs
A proboscis
Athletic skills
Safety skills
Eyesight
Money
...Dancing skills, drawing skills...
Lunch
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