1 be your oc

2 set the rules of your house ( be as outrageous but fair as possible )

3 has to be ten rules

4 have fun




well i am fine with anyone coming at my place ...... and as for rules


1 there are no rules

i give no fucks about what you do ....but on that note THERE ARE ....some things to keep you from dying at my place

2 dont wonder around

my home .... or should i say palace has 10floors each is bigger than a foot ball field , and im pretty sure that altogether , i have 15 bath rooms , 5 kitchens , and about 18 bedrooms ...uhhh 19 actually, and lastly a elevator.... that gos to a basement that i did not know i had ... yeah so do wonder around


3 make sure you can defend your self ... or at least stick with some one who can

well i never said that you was not on the menu

4 dont leave yo damn kids here

i have three kids and my three heads cant keep up with them , i will pair up children wit parents every ten damn minuets if you ant present at that time dont blame me if they get eaten, 10 minuets after if you still not here then ill tell them non to pleasant story about they mamas and papas.... 20 minutes after that . ill find you and ill beat you till you become a better parent,

5 dont question the food

what meat is this ?
why dose it look this way ?
who made this?
is it low fat?
what herbs did you use ?
is that an eyeball

say one more thing and i will knock your front teeth and you wont eat any thing

6 dont think of stealing anything

let me clarify i dont care if you steal from me , but you take so much as hair clip from me my kids or my wife ... i will find you

7 stay away from my weight room

DONT even think about going in , you do , ill kill you


8 dont eat MY food

dont get between a wolf and his food , any thing on my plate is mine!

9 you can stay but

dont expert me to find you heh

10 if you hear some sounds at night in another bed room

do go in

have a nice day


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