WHICH IS THE SEXIEST ENTERPRISE!? 8U

Enterprise B.

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HEY I SAID NOTHING SALACIOUS.

So, since you asked me this question earlier today, I think it's warranted to ask:

Have you ever written fanfiction, and if so what was it in?

I've only ever started or imagined starting fanfactions; I never got more than a page into one without despising it. But here are a couple plots from ones I envisioned (all Star Trek):

1. Leonard McCoy finds himself mentoring a young Gorn convicted of trying to steal the cloaking device from the Klingon Bird of Prey sunken in San Francisco Bay... and trying to cure a disease that renders many adult Gorn biologically blind. (The Gorn are basically bipedal dinosaurs.)

2. Lt. Ducane of the 29th-century USS Relativity flees into the past in order to somehow stop a Federation war with the Voth... which the Federation had been losing, badly. (The Voth are evolved, bipedal dinosaurs.)

3. Somehow, Harry Kim ends up in command of the USS Voyager. (This might be a part of #2. I don't remember.)

Notice any patterns? :P

Ever thought of being the mascot for a college football team?

Those are typically college students who have that job. And I don't think I'd have the athleticism for it :P