RAFFLE!!!
10 years ago
www.picklejuice13.com
RAFFLE!
Time to make a chart of all $3+ patrons, roll a die, and make some art!
[pulls out a giant die, muscles it up to the top of a hill, pushes it down, and runs after it]
Look out! Here it comes!
[the die crushes a fruit stand, scattering the hard working man that was inside it]
Oh, no!
[looks super surpised at the camera! The die hits a building, shattering a window and leaving a huge gash in it]
Aaah! I didn't mean for this to happen! Why did I get dice at Mt. Olympus R Us?
[12 more people are crushed under the die as it rolls willy-nilly]
Look out, Willy! Look out, Nilly!
[the die slows down as it rolls over a line of monster trucks, and finally stops.]
All right! Let's ---
=-=
Oh, NO!
[sees the die is cocked]
Gotta reroll. doesn't count!
Time to make a chart of all $3+ patrons, roll a die, and make some art!
[pulls out a giant die, muscles it up to the top of a hill, pushes it down, and runs after it]
Look out! Here it comes!
[the die crushes a fruit stand, scattering the hard working man that was inside it]
Oh, no!
[looks super surpised at the camera! The die hits a building, shattering a window and leaving a huge gash in it]
Aaah! I didn't mean for this to happen! Why did I get dice at Mt. Olympus R Us?
[12 more people are crushed under the die as it rolls willy-nilly]
Look out, Willy! Look out, Nilly!
[the die slows down as it rolls over a line of monster trucks, and finally stops.]
All right! Let's ---
=-=
Oh, NO!
[sees the die is cocked]
Gotta reroll. doesn't count!
FA+

(but yeah, i know the reference)
*die ruins entire city*
Critical! Roll again
It's a little something extra I do for patrons.
And it happens once every update for the comic.
And it's a random raffle, so there's no guarantee you'd get something.
But it's anything you want if you get it...