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1) Your name? Jared

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create

"Jared is the best"
"I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well"
"My wife is screwing Jared"


2) Your age? 20

Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.


3) One of your friends? Anthony

In addition to a cool guy, the term Anthony can easily refer to any mass of molecules that is constructed in such a way as to be rendered a perfect specimen that may be utilized, but not exploited by, those hungering for an expanded and elaborated knowledge of what it takes to be deemed everything including handsome, intelligent, loving, caring, kind, considerate, wise, humorous, entertaining, true, etc. Whatsmore, a rather impressive figure, he can also be defined as most courteous and endowed with overwhelmingly good taste - especially in the ladies. However, he is now unavailable for the taking and he belongs solely to his queen, Zarrin Jasper. Nonetheless, he is still all I claim him to be and to define him would require too much ATP and that I do not have a limitless supply of. Thus, in a simpler way I shall leave it this;
Anthony - n. Desireable & mine.


4) What should you be doing? showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
"After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says 'showering'."


5) Favorite colour? green

1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.


6) Birthplace? Melbourne

An insignificant Australian city which suffers from delusions of grandeur.Mistakes the wearing of black skivies as an expression of fashion. Believes that gloomy lane-ways are architectural delights & thinks Lloyd-Webber musicals are high art

"Can you believe how much better than other Australians we Melbourne people really are? But we're not stuck-up like Sydney people."


7) Month of your birth? Decemeber

The month in which the hottest women are born.
The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.


8) Last person you talked to? Glenn

To skeet on thou curtains.
DUDE 1 : "Yeah, man, I hung out with Molly last night."
DUDE 2 : "Ohh, dude, did you get the curtains?"
DUDE 1 : "Hell yeah, I did. I Glenn'd all over those bitches!"


9) One of your nicknames? Jasper
1. The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

2. Someone with a huge penis

3. One who owns all others at everything forever
"I can't believe you had sex with my girlfriend Jasper, you motherfucker! It's okay though, cuz you're Jasper."

Girl: "Holy shit! That is one huge dick!"
Boy: "I know, I'm a Jasper."

(Talk about stroking my ego! x3)


10) Tag 5 People
1.  SpottyHyena
2.  Glennjam
3.  shr0ud
4.  Keitarohusky
5.  shinkada