. . . And time for an old joke.

An American visitor was taking a bicycle tour of the Emerald Isle, mostly along back roads, to see out-of-the-way towns, far from the tourist traps. On one of these isolated byways, a gunman leapt out of the brush and confronted him.

“You there! Halt! Are ye Catholic are are ye Protestant?”

The cyclist, who had stopped and raised his hands, protested, “I’m an atheist!”

This flummoxed the gunman for a moment. After a bit of thought, he responded, “Aye. But are ye a Catholic atheist or a Protestant atheist?”