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~ ~ ~ What I said / WISH I SAID when I met Uncle Kage
10 years ago
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Hiiiii
what was said:
Me: "Hi, uh, are you Uncle Kage"
Kage: "uuuhhh no. Haha, OF COURSE, don't you know who the hell I am?"
>shakes hands, walks off
what I WISH I said:
Me: "Hi, uh, are you Uncle Kage"
Kage: "uuuhhh no. Haha, OF COURSE, don't you know who the hell I am?"
Me: "I'm sorry, they told me to find the oldest, ugliest fuck in the building, so I thought you were the ticket"
>~>
Seriously, fuck that guy. I watched his stand-up routine, and I'll admit, he's charming. But my god, what an asshole.
Me: "Hi, uh, are you Uncle Kage"
Kage: "uuuhhh no. Haha, OF COURSE, don't you know who the hell I am?"
>shakes hands, walks off
what I WISH I said:
Me: "Hi, uh, are you Uncle Kage"
Kage: "uuuhhh no. Haha, OF COURSE, don't you know who the hell I am?"
Me: "I'm sorry, they told me to find the oldest, ugliest fuck in the building, so I thought you were the ticket"
>~>
Seriously, fuck that guy. I watched his stand-up routine, and I'll admit, he's charming. But my god, what an asshole.
He's definitely not an overnight-success story, he's been around for years. Which is cool, tbh older furries are fascinating people to talk to, IMO
'cuz like, I'm all wide-eyed and like "WHAT WAS LIFE LIKE WITHOUT THE INTERNET? HOW DID YOU DO IT?"
Just egotistical
I'll admit, he's pretty listenable.