Greetings, customer! Are you currently dissatisfied with life's events? Community civil wars? Imperial scum oppressing citizens of Skyrim? Roommate turned out to be a robot assassin? Need to let off some Steam? Well, do I have a deal for you!

Here at Complacent Cactus's Unlimited Pitchfork Works, we have all kinds of pitchforks for all sorts of customers, from simple and inexpensive to pricier but more elegant design to suit everyone's individual pitchfork needs!

Grab them now while they are still hot! Buy 5 or more to receive 0% off, a limited time offer!

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We also have items for our international customers!

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And how about these exotic designs that may blow your mind?

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_{Note: All sales are final with no refunds allowed. Once purchased, the owner claims sole and complete responsibility for any injuries committed or sustained while using the product, whether it be physical, physiological, or imagined.}

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(Well, that one's a divider but I guess I can also sell this)

I'm finally done with all the final assignments, but I haven't gotten past the art block yet. I've also been busy messing around with gameplay videos I took in the past few weeks, trying to finish up my to-do list videos before I return the capture card by the end of this week.

But yeah, I would like to get some art done now that summer's around the corner.