what's favorite places to get sexy?

Anyplace of course ^.^

Overall... hmm...

Some heavy favorites are the shower, woods/nature, and the kitchen

okay

Your most memorable, embarrassing child hood memorie. >:)

you fucking suck....

So when growing up, my mother worked for a small company that lived in large homes and was full time care takers for people that had mental retardation to the point that they could not live on their own. This was a large range from 20-30 year olds that had the mentality of a 2-3 year old to those that could work and function, but not independently.

One of these people was a guy in his 20's named Jerry. Jerry had a problem where he trusted and believed people too much. This was to the point of not being able to function in our society. He would use the public bus system and work full time at a local factory.

Well, after getting paid one day, he apparently sat next to another guy that offered to sell him some great books he had on him for his entire paycheck. Because of Jerry's retardation, he gave over $400 for two used $20 books. But to Jerry, he had the world in his hands.

What were these books? Sex encyclopedias. Yes.... books on positions, how to's, and so many pictures.

Now, me at 8 or 9 years old, I am just starting to realize the world of the opposite gender. Well Jerry being all excited about his thrifty amazing deal that he wanted to share it with the world. So with me being the first person to see him when he got back, he showed me. Well after looking and reading over it for a few hours, he ended up taking it back and put it in his room.

Later that night during dinner, the images and select articles I had read are still going through my mind hard. My mind was racing with ideas of what to to do in different situations. Apparently enough so that my mother asked me what was going on, what I was thinking so hard about.

My reply: "I am still trying to figure out how I should stimulate the G-spot while giving cunnilingus..."

I have never seen my mother more white. The entire table silent except for Jerry replying "Yea, I was wondering about that too!"


Needless to say, all hell broke loose.



But it did do one thing. It did start a time of research over many years (especially when the internet was available to me) that lets me give cunnilingus very well this day ^.^

Wow bravo jazzy. That must have been one hell of a book

Honestly cant remember most of it. Just some individual images XD

if you're date had to fail in the most epic manner you can think of, how would it fail?

hmm...

You ever see the movie "good luck chuck" I think it is where there is a black lady with a very monotone voice goes "Uhh... uhh...uhh.... I came"

that would be it >.<

What is your proudest achievement?

Hard to say. Felt like I havent really achieved much at all in my life.

Likely it is catching a large King Salmon out of the Humptulips river that was only 4 pounds shy of the state record. It was 64 pounds. Took nearly 90 minutes to get it to the shore. Was using 14 pound main line with only a 12 pound fluorocarbon leader. So many times I thought it was going to break.

Have you ever stripped a hardwood floor?

hehe, I have. Did construction work as a teenager with my uncle for a few summers.

I did my second one this week.

They can be a pain in the ass to do >.<

Its taken me a week on this one.

How would you spend a day with the date of your dreams?

In bed, all day long ^.^

Can't argue with that~

What is your guiltiest kink? Either that, or your most favorite?

guiltiest... Likely rimming.

Favorite is cunnilingus and creampie.

Heaviest furry wise is hindpaw. But I dont like feet, so it cant be a real life thing like the others.

How would you rank vaginal, anal, and oral sex?

vaginal, oral, then anal.

Sadly I have not had enough anal to really get a good feeling of it.

Do you have a favorite erotic furry comic or story? Is there more than one?~

as in a physical copy?

Either physical or digital.

Several dozen digital then ^.^

I'm late, but oh well.

Do you like dick nipples? (Semira/D told me to ask)

no, no I cant say I do >.<

lol