Ohhhhhh noooooo *sits next to you with 2 mugs of cocoa and a blanket* We can wait for her to wake up :'3 (I can't really deal with spiders well either'''')

//Sips closely and warily stares at spider closet IB
Ryn handles the spiders, I deal with the house centipedes.
I JUST... UHG SPIDERS. I can look at pictures, I can deal with them in WoW, I can watch videos on them, I can handle anything with spiders UNTIL I'M FACING THEM. idk how big or small, just nope, can't handle them.

*holds you close and pats your head* I know how that is... THANKFULLY, I usually don't have to deal with many spiders out here, but as a tradeoff, at night it starts swarming with roaches, and sometimes they get in and I just freak the hell out because I haaaaateeee them, but I gotta deal with them anyway cause it's just me :'3

I CAN DEAL WITH ROACHES, I'LL GET THEM FOR YOU.

Do what I do.
Pick things up very slowly and VERY CAREFULLY and proceed with caution.

What if one comes out charging at me with a knife, I'm not taking chances here. This is life or death.

Wear armor, yes... This is a great idea, just wear an entire suit of armor.

But they're tiny, and can crawl into the cracks DB AND I'LL BE STUCK IN ARMOR WITH A SPIDER AAAAA.

Yanno wearing a bee-keeper suit legit sounds like a good idea here tbh now that I'm SERIOUSLY thinking about this

...That could work...
I'm going in.

Wrap yourself in bubble wrap and then wear roller skates. Then they can't bite you and also you can escape quickly.

This sounds do-able.

D: /pats

omg I feel you on the closet thing.. like.

There was one night when I randomly woke up it was prob like 5 am and idk what woke me up but I felt freaked out and sat up in bed. Thinking I just had a dream I went to lay back down and in the DIM MORNING LIGHT I SAW IT. SKITTERING BENEATH THE FOLDS OF MY BLANKET. Instead of screaming I froze and just started sobbing. xD; My bf woke up freaking out like what's wrong what's wrong and I just. "TH..THERE'S A SPIDER.. IN THE BLANKETS" and he just.

The look I got like he originally thought I was hurt or something was really wrong and he's just. "Really.. this over a spider."

I eventually got brave enough to GET OUT OF BED. He turned the light on and took all the blankets off and shook them out and was like ok it's gone now come back to bed. And I just. NOPENOPENOPENOPE.

... I didn't sleep in my bed for about a week. Even after he stripped it and washed all the blankets. xD he was rather upset with me.

But in my head I was just like. "I KNOW THAT LITTLE FUCK LAID EGGS ALL OVER MY BLANKETS AND NOW THEY'RE INFESTED WITH MILLIONS OF TINY SPIDER FUCKS JUST WAITING TO CRAWL INTO MY MOUTH WHILE I'M SLEEPING."

IN SHORT.

Take a weapon with you. OR if Ryn seems to work as a spider repellent since she finally killed, just move her inside the closet while sleeping. THE OTHERS WILL PROBABLY SMELL THE DEATH OF THEIR BRETHREN AND RUN.

... gotta watch out for suicide bombers tho. Take hairspray and a lighter....

SHRIEKS NO. Oh my god, nonono.

Ryn usually SAVES the spider and puts them elsewhere, but we found a spider on our bed once and I was like NO IT HAS ENTERED MY SACRED DOMAIN, IT MUST BE EXECUTED AS PUNISHMENT AND WARNING TO HIS FELLOW BRETHREN. NONE SHALL STEP FOOT ON THE SLUMBERING SANCTUARY.

Uhg tho, shuddering just thinking about it. Spiders are awful, I'm so sorry 8') YOUR BF AND MY GF JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. She makes fun of me too for being scared of them, sobs.

'Piders are my frands... cause all da critters, big and small, need love and kindness... and I know what it like to be lonely with no frands... VnV

They are scurry as fuck and you can be friends with them and have them all you want, they're not allowed around me :'D

I am far more terrified of them than they are of me of this I'm sure. I'll wet myself in fright okay those things are awful. 8C

SSHHRRRIIEEEKKKS. My mom sent me a video with them all HOARDING THEMSELVES in this shed, to the point where they were falling from the ceiling in clusters. That is a nightmare 8'(

My brothers pick the legs off them tho and that's pretty sad. I hate them with every fiber of my being, but I'm still not big on torture. Either kill it or let it go 495496456 miles down the road.