[whistle blows] All together now! Every one of you! Nobody left behind!
Life is so grand in Our Con
We're always filled with cheer
We never have to look around
To know that we're all here

[Citizens]
In Our Con, in Our Con
We don't have to wait
To find out that our destiny
Is just to emulate

Let's see those big, happy smiles!
Life is a smile in Our Con
Our collar tags the same
Because we do not separate
Ourselves by more than name

[Citizens]
In Our Con, in Our Con,
We dare not compete
Winning only breeds the worst
Ego-filled conceit

You see? Now everybody wins!
Life is a joy in Our Con
We're all equal here
No one is superior
And no one shakes in fear

[Citizens]
In Our Con, in Our Con
We work as a team
You can't have a nightmare
If you never dream

Other creatures argue
Do you ever wonder why?
When you think your talent's special
You don't see eye-to-eye
There's just too many differences
That lead to disarray
But when you learn to act as one
It's like a holiday

[Citizens]
In Our Con, in Our Con
We don't complicate
When you learn to simplify
Life is oh, so great
Join in our utopia
Come out of the dark
Banded by equality
By our collar tags!