Try this!
10 years ago
If you're having trouble sleeping at bedtime, here's a little tip for you.
Don't count sheep. Count dracobugs!
Dracobugs are naturally swarmy and love to collect into large groups. You're doing them a big favor by counting an increasingly large number of dracobugs in one place. And you're doing yourself a big favor by making the local swarm a friend and not an enemy.
All you have to do is say:
One dracobug.
Two dracobugs.
Three dracobugs.
Four dracobugs.
Five dracobugs.
Six dracobugs.
...and so on. By around twenty-something, you'll be surrounded by so many dracobugs that you'll practically be part of the swarm, yourself. Eventually literally, too, one way or another.
Don't count sheep. Count dracobugs!
Dracobugs are naturally swarmy and love to collect into large groups. You're doing them a big favor by counting an increasingly large number of dracobugs in one place. And you're doing yourself a big favor by making the local swarm a friend and not an enemy.
All you have to do is say:
One dracobug.
Two dracobugs.
Three dracobugs.
Four dracobugs.
Five dracobugs.
Six dracobugs.
...and so on. By around twenty-something, you'll be surrounded by so many dracobugs that you'll practically be part of the swarm, yourself. Eventually literally, too, one way or another.
Aevsivs
~aevsivs
eNothing like hundreds of dracobugs to surround you when you're having trouble sleeping, it'd be so warm and scuttley!

And a special bonus for spiders. Readily-available midnight snacks.
cheery314
~cheery314
Sounds like a good idea! I'll give it a try. ::)
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