Guide to Dingos
10 years ago
General
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Michael_Frost. All are true though.
All dingoes can cook, whether it's in a kitchen, on a BBQ, or over a huge fire pit, they make some mean grub.
The dingoes most hated stereotype is that they eat babies, this is hurtful and sure to offered them.
All dingoes have a bit of mystical luck in their back pocket, not enough to win the lottery but just enough to not have to look for puddles after a big rain.
Dingoes have a signature smile, while every one isn't the same, each one conveys self confidence, sex appeal and sometimes a bit of goofiness.
Most dingos have silver tongues, and can talk their way into things. Talking out however is something most dingoes have to work on.
The way to a dingoes heart is usually though music or art.
When you catch a dingos attention he will usually only focus on you, and sometimes show his true colors early.
Dingoes usually have strong cardiovascular systems, coming with that great stamina and vigor.
Not one dingo has a small penis, just telling facts here people.
Dingoes are also very modest, one dingo has even been quoted as saying that dingos are the most modest of all the other animals ;)
Michael_Frost. All are true though.All dingoes can cook, whether it's in a kitchen, on a BBQ, or over a huge fire pit, they make some mean grub.
The dingoes most hated stereotype is that they eat babies, this is hurtful and sure to offered them.
All dingoes have a bit of mystical luck in their back pocket, not enough to win the lottery but just enough to not have to look for puddles after a big rain.
Dingoes have a signature smile, while every one isn't the same, each one conveys self confidence, sex appeal and sometimes a bit of goofiness.
Most dingos have silver tongues, and can talk their way into things. Talking out however is something most dingoes have to work on.
The way to a dingoes heart is usually though music or art.
When you catch a dingos attention he will usually only focus on you, and sometimes show his true colors early.
Dingoes usually have strong cardiovascular systems, coming with that great stamina and vigor.
Not one dingo has a small penis, just telling facts here people.
Dingoes are also very modest, one dingo has even been quoted as saying that dingos are the most modest of all the other animals ;)
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Enough said.