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So I was cooking and almost burnt everything down!
10 years ago
Yeah so like was in our NEW APARTMENT doing that whole cooking thing that I hear about from people and it was going pretty well! Making breakfast. Was gonna make some GOREMEH~ biscuit and sausage sandwiches because that's usually my thing in the mornings~
Nearly half way done making sure the meat was crisp I threw the biscuits in the oven! Took me forever to find a cooking tray but after some searching I found one and threw them on in there ;D
But... turns out that try was not metal it was actually rubber THO AT THE TIME IT WAS GIVING AN A+ METAL IMPERSONATION so it's not my fault that the wool was pulled over my eyes.
I open the oven and SHIT IS MELTING EVERYWHERE so pull out the rack and get it in the sink and save the biscuit that weren't caked in rubber! So... Uh... Yeah i'm kinda bad at this thing but but but!!!
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS!!!???
Have you guys every done something stupid cooking related cuz i'm trying to not feel bad but it's not reallly working ;.;
Nearly half way done making sure the meat was crisp I threw the biscuits in the oven! Took me forever to find a cooking tray but after some searching I found one and threw them on in there ;D
But... turns out that try was not metal it was actually rubber THO AT THE TIME IT WAS GIVING AN A+ METAL IMPERSONATION so it's not my fault that the wool was pulled over my eyes.
I open the oven and SHIT IS MELTING EVERYWHERE so pull out the rack and get it in the sink and save the biscuit that weren't caked in rubber! So... Uh... Yeah i'm kinda bad at this thing but but but!!!
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS!!!???
Have you guys every done something stupid cooking related cuz i'm trying to not feel bad but it's not reallly working ;.;
This wasn't really me! But I suppose I'll share a story.
I was with an ex once, and we were deciding to just.. cook something up to eat because we wanted to just do something and we were hungry. So! We chopped up a bunch of potatoes and she got out this really big pot. I said, "Shouldn't we be using a non-stick pan for this?"
She gave me THE BIGGEST glare ever. So I was like, "Ok, fine. Geez. We'll do it YOUR way! :D"
So we started cooking in that. And guess what? The potatoes fucking stuck. Hard. Her mom came over, inspected a little, and absentmindedly said, "Oh, you shouldn't use that pan for cooking potatoes." I got the death glare again. But I felt so smug. x3
I've never really burnt bacon tho so i'm just kinda hoping that it would smell great as well! :o
It's good though.
I'll even ask for it and everything. :3
I've put some pretty stupid stuff int he microwave but since i'm usually standing by it counting the second (cuz i'm in love with the radiation <3) I tend to notice when i'm getting those unwanted chemical changes!
Still in the can.
It actually made the microwave explode.
But but BUT BUT IT WAS PRETTY THO RIGHT?
I think I did that before with a spoon and thing were sparking. Pissing off something at a molecular level is cool sometimes!
"Oh god, I'm going to be a cripple."
*Takes notes*
Yeah... I honestly think that i'm much better at cooking things with a microwave than pots and pans but ya know IS IT REALLY COOKING THEN? :/
I say yes... To save face.