raining again
10 years ago
General
SO its rain again today and I'm feeling bored. So what is the most fun you have ever done in the rain? AND. I wanna hear your funniest joke, please?
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I'll be in Omaha today
I'll be at the shop. It starts raining and turns into a HEAVY rain.
I give up, bite the bullet and run out to the truck to go home.
Get somewhat drenched.
Pull up in the driveway, jump out and run for the back door. The one with no gutter.
Fiddle with the keys while standing in the water fall off of the roof.
Get inside, wipe my face with a towel, make a cup of coffee and go upstairs.
Almost every time I've done this, it has stopped raining after about 10 minutes after I get home.
Mamma Bunners
And for others, it should be funny. Because as Mel Brooks said about humor, "To the guy that falls through an open man hole cover, it's a tragedy, but to the rest of us, it's high comedy."
Mamma Bunners
There was a short fortune teller escaped from jail. The headlines read, "Small medium at large." xD
"How so?"
"She keeps wrapping my lunch in road maps."