That tears it
16 years ago
General
You can make me wake up with a cracked throat as dry as the Grand Canyon and make me spit out bile and blood. You can make me cough violently until my stomach hurts and I flail for air. You can EVEN pretend you left a few weeks ago, despite you never actually did.
BUT WHEN YOU AFFECT MY SENSE OF TASTE, LEAVING ME UNABLE TO DISTINGUISH MUFFINS FROM MASHED POTATOES, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. >8[
My tongue feels useless. :(
Also, I startedabusing Twitter. http://www.twitter.com/user/HarmonTweet
Add me if you dare. D:
BUT WHEN YOU AFFECT MY SENSE OF TASTE, LEAVING ME UNABLE TO DISTINGUISH MUFFINS FROM MASHED POTATOES, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. >8[
My tongue feels useless. :(
Also, I started
Add me if you dare. D:
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Potato muffins. You're on to something there.
Imagine a muffin made from Potatoes... Maybe like Yams or something :3