You can always record yourself doing a reading and then just upload the audio here. :)

Or upload a higher quality version to archive.org and link to it from here. :)

I don't know what I would use to record.. LOL! *clueless* I suppose I could use Audacity.. but the levels always seem to cut out and I actualy sing of the parts.

Audacity would be my first thought. If the levels keep cutting out it's probably some setting in your audio to automatically adjust levels. I know some sound drivers do that mess. Mine did it, took me forever to figure out how to stop it.

Got any advice?

Honestly it's been a while so I can't give too much other than hunting around all of your audio recording device properties. In Audacity I think there's also a setting to automatically adjust microphone input levels, but with that turned off and a bit of futzing around with it you should be able to get a good volume going.