A THEORETICAL QUESTION. (Dirty, obviously.)
10 years ago
General
The musings of a neurotic egotist. You get one dirty wish. One fantasy to be indulged, with allll the real-world problems (You know, the ones that spoil the fun) removed.
WHAT
WOULD
IT
BE
AND
WITH
WHOM
OR
WHAT
I am veeery curious.
Also bored, but curious mainly.
And hey, don't skimp on the naughty details, they're far more fun.
WHAT
WOULD
IT
BE
AND
WITH
WHOM
OR
WHAT
I am veeery curious.
Also bored, but curious mainly.
And hey, don't skimp on the naughty details, they're far more fun.
FA+

If that's not a dirty wish, it's completely mad.
Completely and totally insane. :D
And I'd have to go for something outlandish, wouldn't I? Something impossible to do in real life, but which also makes good use of the time. So perhaps... infestation! Being infested by a bunch of worms in the penis!
Good logic there, though.
If I had my one dirty wish, I would have liked to become strapped to a stool with a slot at the top, so head poking out and rest of the body exposed down below but tied up.
Then, have a line formed of just alllll the soaked and ready women coming down and having their way with their bodies and teasing my own. So in conclusion --
Face grinding, Facesitting, oral fixation and well over three hookers seeing as I want a damn line formed.
THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY DAD?!
Let's go to the brothel.
:D
I love you d-dad.
I have to make a box.
Surely we could just throw some money at someone to do it for us?
Rule 3c is "You can't be too drunk to operate heavy machinery."
Hold my beer, and put your foot on that wood while I cut it.
I want to
But I just can't
I'd be amazed if it was more embarrassing than the other responses. :B
But a lot of the fantasies have appeared in dreams, which is really awkward to write in a dream journal I'm supposed to be keeping up with XD
But really though, I'd like to have a few days, something different each day. I've wanted to experience a man's sexual urges as my own, a secret affair in the halls of an office, being filled to overflowing with... Fluids... Being completely dominated and teased to extremes, there are a few of them, most of which really won't be here XD
the things im thinking about. for some reason i can see you poking and whispering into my ear....dirty filthy things....
I'm just nosy.
Also this means I can blackmail people. *Taps nose*
For Psy...well you know lots of things that you'd LOVE to be done to hir! ;3 But...mainly face-sitting....nothing quite like a fancy plump juicy ass to worship! not to mention writing dirty filthy things with lip stick on psy "cum slut. Cock whore. living condom *hint hint*. cum dump Underdesk ASSistant" and so fourth! cant properly think straight atm boss you didnt even have to do anything....i did it to myself @.@ lol
For me IRL: im a LIL shy about this type of thing but since its you ill share!
Hotdogging a big...plump beautiful ass, jiggling with each thrust, and finally reaching climax shooting right over the ass and on to the back, smeering it all over the person's back and ass.
As im currently owned, ONE DAY id like to wear a collar to a Fur con, with my master holding the leash, tugging at me..issuing commands and such...taking advantage of the situation id be on behind closed doors.....yeah i probably dont need to explain what would come next....>////>
hows that? want more? xD
And I'm wondering just how much of that I CAUSED. ;D
Give me all your information. >:D
For psy
Think you can..no no i DARE you to *one day* to get psy BIGGER than this ;3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4797969/
More skull/face fucking needs to happen, bigger the balls the better the end result! Big ol cum filled balls slapping harshly against psys snout, psys make up all ruined, lip stick still coating the crotch of whoever is plowing hir face!
And as for the IRL Stuff: I have MANY kinks of which i want to happen to me at some point in my life!
a bbw Or man domming me with a BD Toy strap-on style, pounding hard...deep into me. Bed creaking with each thrust. Me squealing like a lil girl into the sheets, biting into many MANY pillows. pounding that spot...the spot that hasnt been hit...ever. Making me lose control of my actions and just letting loose, wanting more and more and more!
Shemales transgendered kinks....are like...the best thing ever. the many things ive seen over the years. Kim Carta, Ts Sydney,Yasmin lee Ashley Hunter and Gabrielle Love..my deepest and *some what* dark desire is to have them have a go at me...all at once...with Ashley Hunter's lovely ass on my face Yasmin Lee loosening me up while TS Sydney and Gabrielle love finish me off.......
ok....NOW how is that? xD
It's nice to know your weak spots. Means I can hit them muuuch more effectively, oooover and oooover....
*AHEM*
Very instructive. Also, that expression is pretty much right on the money. ;D
And I'm a cat. I'm veeery lazy. I can sit there for DAYS.
(seriously though...this is fun! :3 glad to have found someone else who knows how to push my buttons)
Plus you sure know how to use that tongue...
my tongue is my own!
Are they all on one, or one on one another? WHAT FORM DO THEY TAKE?
As what form they take, well, that's personal. Unless you know how to... milk me of that information in private.
And I'm certainly inspired by the idea of you being repeatedly used. DO tell. ~
got so close
If it was permanent... well... you know me. Goddess powers. If I had to have limits, I'd want to be able to mess with peoples' minds... change their thoughts on a topic, make them forget something, instill fear or lust or calm, that sort of thing. And shapeshifting powers. And planeswalking, so when I felt like a vacation I could 'turn the page' and be one of my characters over in her world. ...And maybe the ability to fly. I think that's a reasonable assortment of powers if a goddess must be limited.
The second one, though. That is SO mary-sue. ;P
Besides, you're far more demon than goddess.
We're talking an orgy of such deep, dank, dark, decadently depraved debauchery that it could set the Hellfire Club's pilot light back on. Of course, it's pay to play, but everyone is encouraged to bring their own toys.
What if they break the Bishie? Calm down, it's consequence free night! Nobody has to hit up the desert to bury what's left of the porcelain plaything. I'll be just fine in a moment or two, so everyone can keep their masks on, their leathers tight, and their seams straight (or properly crooked.)
Afterward, I would use the resulting funds/political favors to set my family up in a nice, fancy home. Preferably a home nowhere near tornado alley, but still within reach of enough nature to get away from it all, and enough civilization/culture that they have something to get away from. The rest I would spend visiting my friends/lovers/people I actually care about, for some quality time that may or may not put the aforementioned orgy to shame.
But then, I'm a "wishing for more wishes" kinda bun bun.