FA+
Shop
Random Sexy Tournament Matchups!
10 years ago
Commissions are temporarily closed
============================
So, I've adjusted the "Versus!" project JUUUUUST a bit. How much? Well, just on the grounds that I was intrigued by the idea of kinda weird, funny matchups. A thing that won't happen if I just do it in reasonable brackets. Sure, some odd stuff, but it's much better if I just randomize it. So, I did. This also gave me the freedom to include some people I might have wanted to, but didn't get a chance to because I ran out of space.
I did still end up having to make some choices. Hey, maybe if this turns out as fun as I hope it'll be, the next one would be a 64 person tournament...
Anyway, here goes. Randomly generated bracket. It WILL start out male vs female matches. Other than that, no more worrying about divisions. Let's get our random matchups!
Kayako (Ju-On: The Grudge) vs Falco Lombardi (Starfox 64)
Poison (Final Fight) vs The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)
Mileena (Mortal Kombat) vs Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)
Alien (Alien) vs King (Tekken)
Sheeva (Mortal Kombat) vs Visser Three (Animorphs)
She Hulk (Marvel Comics) vs Raphael Sorel (Soul Calibur)
Aphrodite (Greek Mythology) vs Bonnie the Bunny (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Princess Celestia (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Bridget (Guilty Gear)
Samara (The Ring) vs Amane Nishiki (BlazBlu)
Chica Chicken (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Anubis (Egyptian Mythology)
Mayor Mare (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Simba (The Lion King)
Tamamo (Monster Girl Quest) vs Superman (Tekken)
Female Andorian (Star Trek) vs Godzilla (Godzilla, 1954)
Chun Li (Street Fighter II) vs Hercules (Greek Mythology)
Rachel Berenson (Animorphs) vs 'Big' Macintosh Apple (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
'Zilla (Godzilla, 1998) vs Prince Blueblood (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Yes I know that "Andorian" isn't a character. But I just like them. I think they're sexy. Let me have this, okay? ;-;
Also, both Superman and Chun are included in this because they make fun jobbers. I'm hoping they lose.
With my luck, they'll end up in the finals.
Also also, "Poison vs Mangle" Great, the fic will devolve into an argument about the character's genders. Let's get this out of the way.
Poison is, in America, where this author lives, officially a post-operative transwoman. I did consider putting "Japanese Poison" on the 'Male' side, but the most up-to-date official word I had didn't QUITE make it clear if Japanese Poison was a transwoman who didn't have an operation, or just a crossdresser.
The Mangle is a robot, and thus, has no gender beyond what its creators say. However, in-universe beats out-of-universe, so Mangle was therefore put in the 'Male' bracket. However, being a robot, Mangle can just swap out bits as necessary. My 'headcanon' if you will, for portraying Mangle, is that Mangle flips back and forth from one day to another.
Finally, there are three characters for whom it's ambiguous if they're of age or not. So, to explain my justification:
1) Samara is based on Sadako from "The Ring." According to "The Ring 0: Birthday," Sadako actually was 19 when she died, and had an evil form that was kept in a basement and looked to be younger. For the purpose of this story, Samara was and looked 18. I know that the events of "The Ring" imply she wasn't, but so do the events of Ringu. That series is fucking weird, okay?
2) Bridget's age is never mentioned. So he could be old enough. Because it's sexy, he is.
3) According to Animorphs #52, "The Answer," (part of the two-part conclusion of the series,) The Animorphs were involved in the Yeerk-Andalite war for three years, which started when Jake was 13. As Rachel dies during the events of The Answer, it would appear to be unlikely that she could have been old enough. Further, the characters appear to be in the same grade/peer group. However, I'm from the unusually old end of my school year, and was therefor older than the rest when I graduated. Assuming Rachel was old for her age group, she could have conceivably been 14, rather than 13. And if she repeated a year, not impossible considering she may have moved (The Reaction implies that the is not the first time a job took one of her parents to another town) and redid a year because of it (as I did.) And providing that Jake was speaking approximately, rather than literally, the war COULD have lasted long enough for her to be 18, and thus, she can squeak into my story as well.
If that argument isn't good enough, then let's go with "This is non-canon, she's 18, so shut-up."
Alright, let's go!
I did still end up having to make some choices. Hey, maybe if this turns out as fun as I hope it'll be, the next one would be a 64 person tournament...
Anyway, here goes. Randomly generated bracket. It WILL start out male vs female matches. Other than that, no more worrying about divisions. Let's get our random matchups!
Kayako (Ju-On: The Grudge) vs Falco Lombardi (Starfox 64)
Poison (Final Fight) vs The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)
Mileena (Mortal Kombat) vs Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)
Alien (Alien) vs King (Tekken)
Sheeva (Mortal Kombat) vs Visser Three (Animorphs)
She Hulk (Marvel Comics) vs Raphael Sorel (Soul Calibur)
Aphrodite (Greek Mythology) vs Bonnie the Bunny (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Princess Celestia (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Bridget (Guilty Gear)
Samara (The Ring) vs Amane Nishiki (BlazBlu)
Chica Chicken (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Anubis (Egyptian Mythology)
Mayor Mare (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Simba (The Lion King)
Tamamo (Monster Girl Quest) vs Superman (Tekken)
Female Andorian (Star Trek) vs Godzilla (Godzilla, 1954)
Chun Li (Street Fighter II) vs Hercules (Greek Mythology)
Rachel Berenson (Animorphs) vs 'Big' Macintosh Apple (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
'Zilla (Godzilla, 1998) vs Prince Blueblood (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Yes I know that "Andorian" isn't a character. But I just like them. I think they're sexy. Let me have this, okay? ;-;
Also, both Superman and Chun are included in this because they make fun jobbers. I'm hoping they lose.
With my luck, they'll end up in the finals.
Also also, "Poison vs Mangle" Great, the fic will devolve into an argument about the character's genders. Let's get this out of the way.
Poison is, in America, where this author lives, officially a post-operative transwoman. I did consider putting "Japanese Poison" on the 'Male' side, but the most up-to-date official word I had didn't QUITE make it clear if Japanese Poison was a transwoman who didn't have an operation, or just a crossdresser.
The Mangle is a robot, and thus, has no gender beyond what its creators say. However, in-universe beats out-of-universe, so Mangle was therefore put in the 'Male' bracket. However, being a robot, Mangle can just swap out bits as necessary. My 'headcanon' if you will, for portraying Mangle, is that Mangle flips back and forth from one day to another.
Finally, there are three characters for whom it's ambiguous if they're of age or not. So, to explain my justification:
1) Samara is based on Sadako from "The Ring." According to "The Ring 0: Birthday," Sadako actually was 19 when she died, and had an evil form that was kept in a basement and looked to be younger. For the purpose of this story, Samara was and looked 18. I know that the events of "The Ring" imply she wasn't, but so do the events of Ringu. That series is fucking weird, okay?
2) Bridget's age is never mentioned. So he could be old enough. Because it's sexy, he is.
3) According to Animorphs #52, "The Answer," (part of the two-part conclusion of the series,) The Animorphs were involved in the Yeerk-Andalite war for three years, which started when Jake was 13. As Rachel dies during the events of The Answer, it would appear to be unlikely that she could have been old enough. Further, the characters appear to be in the same grade/peer group. However, I'm from the unusually old end of my school year, and was therefor older than the rest when I graduated. Assuming Rachel was old for her age group, she could have conceivably been 14, rather than 13. And if she repeated a year, not impossible considering she may have moved (The Reaction implies that the is not the first time a job took one of her parents to another town) and redid a year because of it (as I did.) And providing that Jake was speaking approximately, rather than literally, the war COULD have lasted long enough for her to be 18, and thus, she can squeak into my story as well.
If that argument isn't good enough, then let's go with "This is non-canon, she's 18, so shut-up."
Alright, let's go!
And she's a bitch. ;)