The princable on assembly was going to give me a award a really good one and clearly on the cirtifcut it sead Guy Adam Haines in big bold wrighting and infrount of the hole school she yells out Gay Haines please come up and get your award

I fell asleep in class and woke up in a puddle of drool on my text book.

this is a daily occurence for me.
no joke.
teachers don't even wake me up anymore.

lol dude that was my story jus about everyday

same ol',same ol'

Haha!! Oh shit!
Manly toots that's funny.

Ummmm I really can't remember anything i'll have to get back on you with this one.

Taking a shit in the Handicapped stall in Highschool. The only reason is because they were reserved for the Handicapped students so they were always clean and stuff, well right when I dropped a duece one of the retards comes in and starts going apeshit on the door that was locked. Well I got up, wiped and crawled underneath all the stalls on the floors and this motherfucker busts down the door and starts flipping shit because someone shit in "his" toliet. So right when I was about to run out he points at me and yells at the top of his lungs, "YOU RUINED MY POOPER!"

Not really embarassing, but really fuckin' hilarious becasue I couldnt stop laughing for a good 4 hours.

Apollo-

would have to say it was when I was in my English class and I went to sleep and woke up when the janitor was cleaning up..

I must clarify, that the janitor cleans the rooms 2 hours after school lets out.

bastards left me there :C

isn't that how most sleezy porn stories start out? D:

If only it were the case! D:

we did dress up days for homecoming week. one of the days was emo day ("greemo" day for green emo.. school color BS)
i'm like THIS LOOKS FUN. so i decided to wear my sister's pants because i didnt have any ass enhancing jeans. yet.
so i get to school, roll into class and i'm all like HAHA HUR GUYS LOOK AT MY PANTS ARENT' I A WHEEZE? and then i realize everybody's in cowboy hats and chaps.
i wore girl pants on cowboy day.
because i can't read a schedule.

gym shorts the rest of the day worked nicely in the 10 degree weather. haha

most embarassing moment was grade 6 when i fell into the half full recycling bin because some guy had shoved me during a fight that involved the entire class. not too bad yet....until.....i tried to get out and couldn't. i was stuck in th recycling bin. it was so embarassing, everyone was laughing.

Does crashing the Driver's Ed car count?

Other than that, I made a giant green phalus out of clay in art class. And my hippy assed art teacher gave me high marks for it.

I don't do embarrassing things. But that is funny.

Masturbating in class and getting caught by the teacher... about 4 times within an hour.

BUT I WAS LITTLE KID!


lol she was pissed. i can still see the look on her face.

In college, sitting in the lobby of the music building...was trying to make fun of the KKK at a college surrounded by a lot of old-school racism and whatnot...and dropped the N-bomb around some Black students without thinking. Had to apologize profusely to the one I DID know, and just hope she let the other one I didn't know understand my intent was never to offend.

Oh, and I'm pasty-white.

in drama class we were playing a freeze frame game that involved no shoes and newspaper on the linoleum floor. (SEE WHERE ITS GOIN?)

Anyways, i step on a newspaper, and slip, right into the chest of a big busted girl named Brittany.

That doesn't sound too bad...

Im Gay. And she spread the word i was a pervert after :P

I'm not sure if this counts but.. When I was 5 I was introduced to sexual activity by a girl who lived up the street from me. We basically took our clothes off and rubbed up against each other, which was all we could really do at that age. From that somehow, I took to showing some of my male friends at daycare what maybe that girl had shown me, and I'd take them into the bathroom to suck their dicks until one of us decided we were done I guess.

One day I had pretty much just finished playing with a friend of mine when his parents came to pick him up. I don't know if they saw us coming out of the bathroom together or if he just opened his big mouth or what, but he told them what we'd done, who in turn told the daycare people, who in turn called my mother.

My mother came and picked me up and took me home and I very vividly recall the talk she gave me on the way of "People just don't do that!!"

I can't say I was really embarrassed by it though, I was too young to really know what I was doing. My mother sure was though. XD

i pissed my pants when i was a little kid in class because we had a bitch teacher who would get mad pissed if you asked to go to the bathroom after recess. so i sat there and yeah some kid pointed it out and my self-esteem died that day. i hated school.

HAHAHAHAHAH

Alright, So I sat in the back of the class, middle row, and I fell asleep. Harmless enough, right?

Wrong.
I woke up to the sound of my own moaning, and dude.. it was loud, like "MMMMMMUUUUUHHHHHHH...." So I open my eyes, and see EVERYONE looking back at me, teacher included. I just squirmed in my seat and coughed a bit, could feel myself turning red.
The teacher just said "Well, now that that's over... back to the lesson".

A pal next to me asked if I had a nice dream, I stared at her.

also, walking into a traffic cone. AND running one over (got stuck in the wheel >< ), getting out to fix that one and knocking over one with the door, then fixing that one to trip on another.

Hello sir, I r klutz

That was last year, and a couple years back.

also, Elementary; pissing myself in the lunch line

IT WAS MY TURN TO BE FIRST IN LINE WASN'T GONNA GIVE THAT UP
damn. now I have rick astley in my head

In preschool, during music time I decided to fuck around and ended up slipping and falling backwards onto a metal table leg. Busted the beck of my head open, had to get stitches. Then the next year later in kindergarten I slipped off the monkey bars and busted my chin open, right in front of the girl I liked. Awesome times haha most of which had me getting hurt.

Oh and like the week after I got my car in highschool, I was backing out of my parking spot and I turned around to make sure I didn't hit the girl walking in between my car, when the guy behind me started backing out. I saw him first and slammed on the brakes and laid on the horn. But he still backed into me. It happened right in front of the buses, everyone saw it. And my car is black, his was white. But there was no damage.

In drama class, in high school, we were assigned to do something to music. I decided to do a strip tease.

I was wearing very baggy clothes and, underneath them, I was wearing a very tight, flesh-colored shirt and my old parachute pants (that'll tell you how long ago this was). Everything was going great....and the class instantly knew what I was doing.....when I bent down to pull the baggy pants off of my feet.......the zipper of the parachute pants opened up VERY wide and when I stood back up.......there I was for all to see.

Had a party at my house totally left out a whole bunch of 'clothes' that would not

be appropriate fo a male to wear, :D:D:D:D thank god they was all my friends an no fam members.

kinda been there before

my best-girl-friend walked in on me masturbating. She knocked first, and then opened the UNLOCKED D: door. I quickly threw a pillow on my lap and told her that another friend of ours who lived on my floor wanted to talk to her so she should immediately go and talk to him. NOW.

I fell asleep in class. Teacher drops a textbook thicker than the Bible on my desk and wakes me up, then starts ranting about how sleeping in class is the sin of all teenagers or something, and ends with "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? >8["

I replied by farting really, really loud. If I remember right, we had to evacuate the classroom. Everyone high-fived me c:

Besides the fact that I was RELENTLESSLY harassed in middle school (junior high?), I did have some exceptionally embarrassing moments.

+ I was going to get off the bus, when I slipped on a puddle on the top step and slid all the way down,knocking the wind out of me. My backpack (full of books) and alto saxophone then came tumbling down after me and knocked the wind out of me a SECOND time. You know how you can't control your breathing when you get the wind knocked out of you really hard? That was happening, but I was panicking because of all the kids and my saxophone, so I started making these weird noises as I cried and struggled the breathe. :< I got made fun of for about three months for that.


+ A new girl came to the school, and she was pretty, so I tried to get to know her a little. After lunch one day, I asked her out, and she said, "Well... I would, but I'm afraid everyone would make fun of me for going out with you. She said it really loudly too and about 15 people around us just stopped their conversations to laugh at me. I turned bright-red and ran away.

+ I was in my "star" class, some kind of study-hall before school actually started I guess, and my teacher got an e-mail about my "stress management" class. (The thing was, I went to that class a few times, and it did nothing. My counselors apparently noticed I was getting made fun of a lot, so I got forced to go to this class...) ANYWAY, he got the e-mail and read it very loudly that it was MANDATORY that I report to it IMMEDIATELY. The teacher was a bit senile, so he said something to the effect of "I would have never guessed YOU would go to a stress management class. What're you waiting for? GO! GET!" He spoke to me like I was a dog. (I told my counselor that the class was only making things worse and she let me stop.)


Middle school was awful. :|

Coming to America was terrible.
To get into a high school my parents wanted for me I need a physical. 14 years old, my mother takes me. Doctor tells me to pull them down in front of a nurse, my mother and the doc. I do so and my mother starts laughing. The nurse stares, contains her laugh and the doc just sits there staring at his coworker and my mother. And then to make matters worse, they starts talking about circumcision cause it's crazy America and they start debating it in front of me. My mother starts believing them. So, I peed myself and start crying. Just then, dad walks in and saves me. But it doesn't end there as first day of school I get called to the councilor's office and he tells me he knows about my traumatic experience and that my mother was worried how I'd fit in cause I was speechless between the two weeks time. She told the secretary, the principal and the councilor found out...

another time, I had no cloths that really fit in. So, my mother brings me to this place called Bob's and we go and look for cloths so I can wear. I come out and say I need a bigger. She goes off. Girl working there comes over and I ask how I look in the pants. A couple of my new male friends come over and say hi. My mother says things that I blocked out of my memory. My mother then tells me to get a size even bigger, tells the girl that I wear size 34 underwear and the girl give me this look as she stares at my crotch and say "..Really?" I'm all like D: and my mother giver her the pants I was just trying out and then the girl says "Hey, these are from the women's section. So, he needs to go even bigger on the men's size." D:< I was trying on girl pants. And my friends are right there, with a girl staring at my package.

All embarrassing stories occurred during my first year of high school involving my mother, my mates and my package. Plenty more and very revealing where they came from :(

I shit my pants on outdoor ed in 6th grade.

when i was in like, 6th grade

in P.E.

we were running the mile

and my shorts were kinda big on me

and they kinda fell down to my ankles

everyone saw my tighty whities

ughghghhghg fuck all

On a Pistol range in 2006 for an Army qualification, had to pee so bad I was taking a modified legs crossed shooting stance. I finished my set and did the fastest full body armor run that anyone had ever seen. Talk about a stress fire.

~R

I WALKED OUTSIDE TODAY AND SAW A TREE, THEN I MADE A JOURNAL ABOUT IT AND GOT 121344326546135242613451326464726571326328746123543214857134893284879132 REPLIES ON IT. TRUE STORY!

Hahahahahaaha

I got busted with organizing a prostitute ring when I was 8.

does that count?

I was picked on, so school was ALWAYS embarassing.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Bowl cut

till 8th grade.

I opened a door fast enough when the teacher was on the other side to knock her out cold. I didn't know she was there, but she was a bitch to everyone. So basically we were all "Um...yeah, she fainted is all..." when the staff asked about it.

My school overseas had uniforms but not really a dress code beyond that, so you could wear your shirt untucked and so on as long as you were wearing the proper shirt and the proper pants. I, being a total dork, thought it was a great idea to tuck in my shirt and wear a belt in 5th grade, because apparently professionalism mattered then. Anyway, so I'm like the only kid in my class who tucks in his shirt. We gather in the classroom before a field trip and the teacher is like, "Okay, now I expect everyone to behave their best. In fact, you should all look like you're behaving your best, regardless of your behavior. Shirts tucked in boys!" All the guys are grumbling and pretending to tuck in their shits, doing so in that way you do when you want it to "come undone accidentally" and then you just shrug your shoulders and give the "I tried" face as an excuse. I figured, well, better safe than sorry, and stood up to tuck my shirt in extra-thoroughly so it wouldn't pull out. And wouldn't you know it, no one had gotten up yet to file out the door, so I'm the only person standing up in a room of 20 people, furiously shoving my hand down my pants around my waist in order to make the shirt stay down properly. And everyone is just staring at me. And then this one kid, Chris (I forgot his last name), just starts laughing and says something like, "Well, Robert's good to go!" and everyone else joined in laughing.

I couldn't wait for 6th grade when I just stopped tucking in my shirt, and then high school when EVERYONE WAS REQUIRED TO. WHAT NOW BITCHES?!

When I was in catholic school during one of the masses that were arranged I feel asleep and well started to snore a bit.........I was heard during the moment of silence. xD

SO THIS ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP, I...
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