The Hospital Rang
16 years ago
General
Well they rang to tell me what were with my mri scans, apparintly there is some sortove cyst or something i cant rember but they sead they will have to remove it, lucky for my is only a small one so they dont have to rip open my skull just a little hole and drain the puss out of it and then take the skin layer out and blah blah blah, so seems like im going under the drill this time YAY
FA+

also how did a cat get in your head in the first place!? (sorry couldnt resist )
*tweezers and big red nose* =D
I was in the intensive care unit a couple of years back and I fully recovered after my op, you're prolly made of tougher stuff than me so you'll be fine. ;3
Take care of yourself.
*hugs tight* ^^
1. What you have can be treated, and there is no immediete threat of sudden death.
2. What you have is non lethal, non infectious, and has no long term ramifications in the forsee able future.
3. Instead of taking off the top of your head, their going to put a tiny hole in yours. You may lose some hair and gain a temporary extra hole, but time, and antibiotics will heal with hopefully little to no scar damage.
4. It's not cancer. That deserves a mention of it's own.
5. You will be so doped up on pain meds you wont even notice the pain for the first few days.
6. People will not ask you to do any manual labor for a while.
7. Since you will have the excuse of being on lots of pain medication, you can be as wild and crazy as you wish. Scare the nurses, put tapioca in your bed pan and ask the doctors to eat it, ask someone to hook the cable outlet to the hole in your head so you can watch tv in your mind, buy something outrageously expensive with someone elses credit card.
8. Enjoy the fact that while, yes you do get splitting horrible headaches, your flesh isn't being eaten by bacteria, you are not sproating bark and leaves, and you can still digest food without having to have someone chew it for you.
That's all I got right now, but if you find you need more, message me. I hope you get better soon! And if you get the chance, ask for morphine, not pussy vicaden. Vicaden doesn't dull the pain AT ALL! It just takes the edge off slightly.
dont constantly push the morphine button
it doesnt work they way they said it does and you get intoruble for pushing it ones D: