Having to tell an old, but funny joke...
10 years ago
General
Really bad joke
You hear just the punchline in MIB, here's the full joke:
So a pair of old ladies decided to take in a movie one night, and it just so happens that on that same night a farmer has decided to take his favorite one of his roosters from his farm to the movies as well, but due to the theater rules he had to sneak the rooster in his pants.
The old ladies had gotten some popcorn and candy snacks the two headed into the darkened auditorium, which is nearly full there are only two seats left, and they happen to be next to the farmer and the rooster which he has concealed in his pants.
Midway through the movie he rooster pokes his head out of the farmer's zipper and begins to peck and eating the old ladies popcorn, she notices and nudges her friend.
"Mabel, look what this guy's cock is doing!"
Her friend replied; "Ah, don't pay it any attention, if you've seen one you've seen 'em all!"
So she looks over at the rooster still pecking at the popcorn and says; " Yeah, but Mabel this one's eating my popcorn!'
You hear just the punchline in MIB, here's the full joke:
So a pair of old ladies decided to take in a movie one night, and it just so happens that on that same night a farmer has decided to take his favorite one of his roosters from his farm to the movies as well, but due to the theater rules he had to sneak the rooster in his pants.
The old ladies had gotten some popcorn and candy snacks the two headed into the darkened auditorium, which is nearly full there are only two seats left, and they happen to be next to the farmer and the rooster which he has concealed in his pants.
Midway through the movie he rooster pokes his head out of the farmer's zipper and begins to peck and eating the old ladies popcorn, she notices and nudges her friend.
"Mabel, look what this guy's cock is doing!"
Her friend replied; "Ah, don't pay it any attention, if you've seen one you've seen 'em all!"
So she looks over at the rooster still pecking at the popcorn and says; " Yeah, but Mabel this one's eating my popcorn!'
MrSOCKS
~mrsocks
I always enjoy clean jokes that seem dirty.
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