Heya, people!

Well, I'm slowly recovering from the surgery - about 60% of my jaw is still numb, and I can only eat soft foods (ice cream, scrambled eggs, etc.).

Anyway, I decided to steal the fetish meme from Ginny so you could see what turns me on and what absolutely repulses me. Though I try to be as chaste as possible, think of this as a sort of "Shout it Out!" session. I also added a few fetishes that I'd think would be included in this mix, or got more specific on a few.

Please excuse the text, but I feel compelled to offer explanations when I feel I must. ^_^;

[KEY]:

(+++) DO WANT!
(++) Oh yeah.
(+) Sure, why not?
(~) Eh, whatever.
(-) I'd rather not.
(--) ...Why?
(---) BEGONE, FOUL SPAWN!
(?) Buh? (never heard of it)
(??) Confused/needs explanation


Anal on Males (--) Not an experience I would enjoy, to be certain...
Anal on Females (+)
Herms (+)
Breasts (++) ...Hey, I'm a guy, and I'm straight, what do you expect? ^_^;
Breast Expansion (+++) Tends to be one of my big weaknesses, though I know I oughtn't. ^_^;;;;
Weight Gain (~) It needs to be done right for it to work.
Bondage (-) If it's indicated as consensual, though, then (+)
Clothing (+) Walk down the runway, and show us what you got, people! ^_^
Leather (+)
Stockings (+)
Shoe/Boots (++) Did you know that the Shoe is the most widely recognized Sex Symbol?
Suit and Tie (+) Strapping young lads/lasses. ^_^
Muscle, Male (+) As long as it's not excessive.
Muscle, Female (+++) Another of my big weaknesses, sadly... ^^;;
Muscle, Herm (+)
Cub (+) No sex plz kthnxbai.
Baby/Diaper (+) As long as there's no potty/poo, they can be rather cute, I've found. ^_^
Transformation (~) Depends on the TF.
Transgender, M->F (++) Tends to be pretty hot when it's all said and done, I've found... ^^;
Transgender, F->M (~)
Transgender, M/F -> Herm (++) Again, tends to be pretty hot at the end, I've noticed... ^^;
Transgender, Herm -> M/F (~) Again, depends on the circumstances.
Macro/Micro (++) I've fantasized about being a protector giant on more than one occasion. ^_^
Impregnation (~) If it's quite clearly rough, though, it gets knocked down to (-).
Pregnancy (+)
Lactation (~) Just don't have it spraying everywhere.
Anal Vore (---) Stuff comes OUT of there, NOT goes in.
Soul Vore (-) Weird, but it doesn't faze me that much.
Cock Vore (---) Again...why, people?
Standard Soft Vore (~) If the person's just swallowed, it's alright, but there's other stuff I'd rather see.
Standard Hard Vore (---) No digestion, ripping of limbs, etc.
Paw/Foot (~) Never quite understood this one...
Incest (---) There's a good reason why relatives aren't supposed to have sex with each other.
Yuri (F/F) (~) It can be kinda hot, but I'm pretty against same-sex things.
Yaoi (M/M) (--) I still can't figure out WHY this seems so popular...
Hetero (M/F) (+++)
Bi (~) Not entirely sure here...
Girly Boys (--) Dudes, seriously...DRESS LIKE THE MEN YOU ARE.
EDIT: Butch Girls (~) I'm not sure I've ever seen these...unless I'm either not paying attention, or not looking hard enough.
Mind Control (---) I am EXTREMELY against controlling a person's free will.
Possession (--) Unless person is willing, then it depends.
Bimboization (---) Why being relegated to people with IQs of zero is attractive, I'll never know.
Rape (---) It's illegal in real life, and rightly should be.
Uniform (++) Sir, yes sir!
Orgy (~)
Subbing/Doming (-) If consensual (like bondage), then it's (+)
Biting (+) Love bites can be rather cute (head noms especially ^w^)
Cheesecake (+) Again, I'm only human. Doesn't make me any less guilty, though... ^_^;
Solo Masturbation; Male (~)
Solo Masturbation; Female (~)
Solo Masturbation; Herm (~)
Scat (---) ...Seriously, HOW is poop ATTRACTIVE? Blegh! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Inflation (+) Though it has to be done right. No popping plz kthxbai.
Fat/Pudge (+) Again, needs to be done right, though.
Tech (+++) At last, the Aludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is finished! =P
Watersports (---) Again...WHY, people?
Glasses (+) Hey, I've got some, myself! And I look damn good in them, I might add. =P
EDIT: Tentacles...
As limbs (~) Depends on if they're arm/leg replacements, or extras in addition to arms/legs.
As torture (---) Again, seeing anyone suffer is a SERIOUS turn-off for me.
Oviposition (++) Again, another weakness. ^_^;
EDIT: Masochism (-) Why having pain inflicted on you would be considered a turn on, I don't know.
Sadism (---) Seeing someone in pain or inflicted pain is NOT something I would EVER take pleasure in, unless the person was an ass who deserved to die...but Akasi most certainly would.
Multiple...
Breasts (+++) Yet again, another weakness. ^^;;;;
Arms (+) It'd be interesting to think what you could do with 'em.
Legs (~) Don't know how useful they'd be, but whatever.
Penises (-) Limit 3, and even then, that's pushing it.
Other (~) Depends on what said "other" is. ⌐_⌐
Partial Nudity (++) TAKE IT ALL OFF! ^///^;;;;;
Gore/guro (---) What's so sexy about mutilation? Seriously, people...
Snuff (---) Same as above, but with death.
Hyper Males (--) Having an oversized cock is a bit much, amirite?
Hyper Females (+++) Once again, a weakness. HOWEVER, said victim ought to still be mobile.
Hyper Herms (~) Depends.
EDIT: Zoophilia (--) No. Just...no.
Necrophilia (---) The dead are attractive...HOW?
Electricity (+) "Pikachu! Use ThunderShock!"
She-males (+) Can be pretty hot, admittedly... ^_^;
Cross-dressing...
Boys (--) Again, dudes, WEAR THE CLOTHES LIKE THE MEN YOU ARE.
Girls (~) It kinda makes me a bit jealous that girls can wear just about anything and not look wrong wearing it.
Skunk spray (??)
Oral (+++) Yet again, another weakness. ^^;;
Asphyxiation (---) Remind me what's sexy about strangling the life out of someone, again?
Wet-look (++) Makes for some very, VERY humorous scenes if done right. ^w^
Mud/Quicksand etc (?) Never seen it to my knowledge...
Sinking (?) See Mud/Quicksand.
Spooge (~) Just keep it at a minimum, folks.
Body Paint (+) The designs can be pretty interesting sometimes.
EDIT: Plants (~) Depends.
Tickling (+) As long as it's not torture, sure.