Oh woah is me who thought 'I want to spend time with my husband so we're going to stay up 'til 4 am watching movies!'. So Shrek 2 was funnier than I remember and still freakin' awesome but that's not the point. At around 7:30/8AM this morning my doorbell goes off. And off. And off.. AND OFF. I learned that no amount of snooze button hitting will quell the angry button mash of the apparent fighting game player at my front door so I drag my barely dressed butt out of bed, slog down the hallway, down the stairs to open the door to an elderly man carrying a chihuahua. Not the most... common of sights at my front door. I am then told I need to step outside. Again, half awake, somewhere along the way I must have mumbled some barely coherent phrase akin to 'what's this all about?' before I'm informed I'm essentially watering the street I live on. A water pipe burst in my front yard at some point during the night. My water meter was going crazy and thank the gods I have a grandmother who's willing to help me out since the almost 400$ bill was definitely NOT something I was accounting for but.. Yeah. So at the moment my front yard is a U/G dual land..considering the price I had to pay I'd almost call it a shock -.-.

Props to the MtG community that get that.