Q&A for Karisha and Mena
10 years ago
yo there guys :) so i almost have 500 watchers and my god why do you people follow me? O_O i mean i can't draw and i only started out writing as a means too let out my creativity and yet you people follow me either way to see something out of me. maybe it's the talking shoes, the weird, over the top ideas or the talented artist i commission to draw said over the top ideas. whatever reason you watch and follow me i thank you either way and thought i try something fun and interesting. call me late to the party but i want to hold a Q&A journal but not for me but for maybe my most popular characters Karisha and Mena. take it away girls!
K: YO! Karisha here.
M: And Mena, hello there. ^_^
K: So we know alot of you, if not some of ya guys like us and i don't blame ya, it's hard to resist staring at a 2 headed goddess of awesome. B)
M: Only in your dreams sis. X3
K: Hey!
M: Anyway this idea sparked up in our minds and we thought we have some fun with this and with you, the watcher.
K: Yeah so if you got some question about us or something crazy or random you want to ask us go ahead. Maybe you wanna know whats life like as a pair of smugglers sharing a body all their lives.
M: Or you just want to ask one of us a personal question or both of us at the same time. for now we won't limit the number of questions you can ask.
K: Yea, since this is kinda new to us and we dunno how many of ya even read these journals so fire away your questions! XD
M: But ask them one at a time please. i think both of us want to answer them the best we can if needed.
K: Yea, make any long list and we'll either ignore ya or just answer one good question. OH! and no dirty questions!
M: Please don't...
K: We've both heard enough "how many dicks can ya suck" joke questions for one life time so any dirty quips from ya and you're asking for it.
M: But questions like our sexuality or anything else is fine. so leave a comment below and we'll answer your questions as we can :)
K: Oh i think we'll do just fine Sis ;3
M: Are those going to be your famous last words sis or are you confident you'll win our bet?
K: Both B)
M: Oh, why the gods joined such a cocky, giant, talking wart on my shoulder i'll never know X)
K: HEY! >:(
K: YO! Karisha here.
M: And Mena, hello there. ^_^
K: So we know alot of you, if not some of ya guys like us and i don't blame ya, it's hard to resist staring at a 2 headed goddess of awesome. B)
M: Only in your dreams sis. X3
K: Hey!
M: Anyway this idea sparked up in our minds and we thought we have some fun with this and with you, the watcher.
K: Yeah so if you got some question about us or something crazy or random you want to ask us go ahead. Maybe you wanna know whats life like as a pair of smugglers sharing a body all their lives.
M: Or you just want to ask one of us a personal question or both of us at the same time. for now we won't limit the number of questions you can ask.
K: Yea, since this is kinda new to us and we dunno how many of ya even read these journals so fire away your questions! XD
M: But ask them one at a time please. i think both of us want to answer them the best we can if needed.
K: Yea, make any long list and we'll either ignore ya or just answer one good question. OH! and no dirty questions!
M: Please don't...
K: We've both heard enough "how many dicks can ya suck" joke questions for one life time so any dirty quips from ya and you're asking for it.
M: But questions like our sexuality or anything else is fine. so leave a comment below and we'll answer your questions as we can :)
K: Oh i think we'll do just fine Sis ;3
M: Are those going to be your famous last words sis or are you confident you'll win our bet?
K: Both B)
M: Oh, why the gods joined such a cocky, giant, talking wart on my shoulder i'll never know X)
K: HEY! >:(
M: in translation; we feel everything the other feels from the necks down. from stubbing my not-fat toes in the door to Karisha stroking her legs fur. we share every touch and physical stimulation the other feels anywhere on the body but our own heads.
K: Well... we can kinda-sorta feel where each others heads 'turns' but we care barely feel each others necks. Like Mena's neck to me feels numb, even if i touch it the feeling from her neck barely registers to me but i can still 'feel' where her head will turn.
M: And the same goes for me with Karisha's neck. it's hard to describe this feeling to be honest... i almost want to say it's something akin to Phantom Limb syndrome but our heads are still physically attached. hell on rare occasions i swear i could feel Karisha bumping her head in the wall behind our bed as we sleep but say i pull a strand of hair from her head...
K: OW! X_O hey freakin ask first before you pull my hair out!
M: Like just now i felt no pain from pulling her hair from her head. this might rais more questions than answers but this is how our body works.
K: Urf... So yea, in short we can feel everything the other feels anywhere on our body but our heads except for the weird feeling of where our other half's head will turn. The weird, super rare chance to feel what the other head feels is just that. Rare. As far as i care it might just be our minds playing tricks on us as we sleep. hope this explains things for ya.
Or mayb you smuggler life is too chaotic to worry about that?
K: One night we're flirting with a Emzian Royal Prince and the next time we're on our ship with a Kalasian hooker.
M: And she's not exaggerating about the royal prince bit. that did happen once but thats another story. we find sex and partners for said sex as we can but...
K: A: We're not trying to get in bed with everything standing on 2 to 4 legs and...
M: B: We try to keep our sex life out of our real life. we take smuggling serious and rather not over complicate things by having a lover or mate as sad as it may sound.
K: Plus we're traveling in space so random hookers don't float in space waiting to be picked up.
M: If the need ever arises we have ways to relieve ourselves. ;3
K: Also we normally 'date' just one person. two if it's a special day and we're both hammered. Also, fun fact. i'm openly bi-sexual. i love me a good hot dog once in a while but a buttered up bun is always a welcoming sight.
M: Well that analogy made me lose my appetite... XP
K: Also Mena is straight but she's secretly in the closet.
M: What?! don't tell them that! they never asked!!
K: But it's true~ ^_^ Everytime you see a hot, tight bum of a babe and i can feel our loins-
M: NOPE! question has been answered! moving on!
But anyway, are you a good dual wielders seeing you have one pair of eyes for each hand?
M: it varies. sometimes a decent guy or girl wants to flirt but they never get too far. some think of it as a badge of honor to sleep with a mutant.
K: and the others are just creeps. also to your other question. i believe the Terrain's have a proverb like... "does a bear shit in the woods?"
M: well with some training and practice we each were able to single-handedly wield a .357 with ease, each with our aim being true.
K: in short, we can dual wield and able to shoot a coin out of the air no problem.
M: that's what i just said...
K: yea but i like my version better. short, sweet and to the point.
M: urg x3 it's too early in the morning to debate with you... fine, we can shoot a coin out of the air through the middle and even snipe a fly off a post stand too. not something we get to show is we use to be in the army as a sniper team before turning to crime. one man sniping team basically.
K: and before ya ask "who does the spotting and who snipes?" we take turns but yea, like Mena said we don't get to snipe often but someday we'll see about showing off our old rifle.
K: Heh well the thought has always been on our minds... Hell in that Dreamkeeper's picture we had the power to split and merge objects and people, including ourselves.
M: But that's a fantasy sadly so lets get back to the question. would we want to split up? no. but split up for a little while? YES.
K: We won't lie but there are times when we get into each others hair and want to punch each other for something we did.
M: Or said.
K: But yea if we have the power to actually split up i wouldn't mind one bit to take my share and go on vacation on the ocean world T'solia. Very little land mass for a planet but the floating cities and their beach spas are to die for!
M: Hmm if i was separated from Karisha i wouldn't mind going to Japan on Terra again. Me and Karisha are really into Japanese candy and food and i quite enjoy their history.
K: Seriously? Last time we were there a bunch of creepy anime weeaboos tried several times to stroke our tails. Last guy didn't get the threats we gave him and i had to break his nose. Don't get me wrong though, Japan is cool and the food is crazy but the people it attracts are sometimes weird...
M: I'm not letting that stop me from going back ^_^ but honestly i wouldn't want to leave Karisha for too long. I mean we were born together. I'm so use having her on my right shoulder.
K: Same here with Mena on my left shoulder. To be able to split ourselves would be nice and fun, hell even to have a body all to ourselves be nice for a day... But i'd start missing having fun annoying my large mole for a sis here.
M: Like wise for me. I wouldn't want to separate from my oversize talking pimple anytime just yet x3
M: no jams, no hassle, no problem
K: sept ammo. thats the only flaw. we're looking around to see if we can find a new pair.
M: besides that we're also in the market for some new pistols too. backup pistols whenever something happens with the revolvers.
K: no ammo, no time to reload, missing, that kinda shit. plus if we get compacts we can sneak them in
M: besides thats though, we quite like the aesthetic apple of revolvers. the old pair we got though, the S&W 357's? good guns but we need to upgrade from those.
K: something more fitting to our sci fi world basically. something like that Diamond Back 357 you see in that one video game, Deus Ex? we'll let everyone know when we get some new toy's to show off someday ;3
M: Thats waaaaay over kill X.X even we couldn't handle that beast with one hand
K: Don't get us wrong though, that's a sick gun and powerful round but that's something you use to kill a bear with.
M: Or wound an Graulax, maybe even kill them if lucky. we'll talk about them another time.
K: Yea, we need something thats more... user friendly. like say this http://tom3d.dk/Stuff/scifi_pistol_04.jpg or this http://www.gunsumerreports.com/Chia.....o_60DS_000.jpg
M: Or if we wanna get fancy maybe something like these http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2.....er-d6bqq7l.jpg or for something more concealable maybe this http://thorcx.deviantart.com/art/Ge.....tier-257744463
K: Or if we wanna get into something more exotic this too http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE.....cx-d551qa5.jpg
M: That is more of a show piece gun Karish, nice as it is i wouldn't want to use it x3
K: Phhh! ;P let me have my fun sis
K: Short version is no. Long version, not really but lately we been wondering ourselves.
M: It's true. We've been thinking about experimenting on our free time to see if we do share control since people have been bugging us this question.
K: But as for right now? Our control is split between us. We control 2 limbs each, an arm and a leg. Being the right head i control the right arm and leg.
M: And i'm on the left side so i have the left arm and leg and yes, me and Karisha are technically ambidextrous. ;P
K: But we can only use the limbs on our side so everything we do means we need to do everything together. From making a sandwich, clapping hands and even walking and yes walking can be hard if your not trained and not use to it.
M: Also our shared sense also plays some roll into this, we can feel everything the other feels if you recall. this includes when our limbs move too.
K: Imagine if you're right arm decided to scratch your nose for you without you giving impute to it. thats what we feel as we speak, like another mind is controlling your arm against your will but it's friendly.
M: Umm... i guess that's one way to explain it, yea something like that. basicly it really helps we can feel when the other moves their leg.
K: I thought we did already but geeze! Sorry dude. :<
M: Well i hope you still get this answer Nikota. For ViVi well....
K: It's as secret ;P
M: ... Rrrright, yeah no it's not. In the past we've messed around, dated, even got drunk and well...
K: should i go into the positions they taught us first or the toys-
M: DON"T. *ahem!* We just have alot of fun together, sometimes but we're not going steady if that's what your asking.
K: Yea that sounds 'bout right. As for sleeping it's not much trouble. We don't snore for one thing and if one of us is still awake but the other is a sleep we just read a book or have a few drinks or listen to some ASMR videos.
M: We discovered the one still awake has full control of the torso and hips so we just get in a cozy spot and just do our own thing until the other gets tired.
K: Hope this helps alot for ya and sorry for the month long wait. things have just been rather busy as of late and i swear we replied to this before.
By the way Mena, it's really funny how you stop Karish before she say something too intimate..
I have 2 questions if I can?
1., Why smuggling and why you leave Army? Too many kills? Stress or a nervous breakdown?
2., (i think this will be a long answer, if you answer this) What were your childhood? School, friends, favourite subject in school, freetime activities (you do not have to answer this question if it's too painful)
By the way, it must be really funny watching as you hit each other when you both are angry...
(Sorry for my English if you found mistakes)
M: And we're glad we replied in time x3 again sorry about that.
K: Alright, no rest for the wicked then! To start off, why we became smugglers and left the army? 2 good reasons. A: Smuggeling pays more and you see new places and new people.
M: Funny sis. But yea it pays more :) alooot more as for B: We left the army not because of killing, some post traumatic stress or governments... it's just our role in the army sucked.
K: First Recon Search and Rescue core. We're the guys they send out to find missing people on alien worlds that are either abandoned or yet to be tamed so the killing we get to do is more... pest control.
M: And yes, you need large caliber weapons for pest control because you never know what you'll find. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6623535/
K: That Exosuit did not last us that long...
M: i'm just glad we got your leg out of it's mouth in time... but yes, we left the army because work sucked.
K: As for yer other question... well it IS a little personal but i think we can talk about few things. our childhood was a mixed bag of candy and turds. we had our sweet moments and other shitty moments.
M: Our parents though, well we were glad they loved us from the start of it all. When mutations were still considered an 'epidemic' at the time, the doctor offered to give mom a abortion for free when he discovered the baby grew a extra head.
K: Heh but Ma didn't take well on his offer, in fact Pop said she pelted him with so many curses the man cowered with his tail between him. It's understandable why since Mom and Pop struggled so much to get a child. For so long to even finally get a baby, they didn't care what came out.
M: As for friends and school, well we didn't have alot of friends. There was this one girl who was from a higher cast family who liked us until she mutated a swell. You all might know her as May Abbagail. We can go into that another time.
K: As for school subjects, well we always liked the gym and later got into gymnastics. Not because it was fun but because we actually needed it for coordination. See we had more trouble with walking at a young age. We were considered crippled for 6 years because our legs were controlled separately by our 2 brains. We had to use a wheel chair or crutches to move around because we couldn't walk like a single minded person.
M: We could only manage maybe 5 feet without crutches until something happens and we tripped and fell. It was misreble living like that, until we discovered the gym class and begged on our hands and knees to take the class.
K: And with help from a special assistant we trained in how to walk together not as one but as a team. After a few years of hard work, we were soon able to run and jog in place with no problems. Then we got into gymnastics and WOW that was challenge. Fun though once we got the hang of it.
M: Indeed, in fact we even won the middle school gymnastics on our first try when we were 12.
K: Oh the look on everyone's face when the 2 headed girl with crutches won was priceless! some cheered, most booed but we couldn't feel any prouder. even our folks were crying at what their conjoined girls could do. Best parents ever.
M: Heh, this was kinda fun, talking about the good old days... but thats all i'm willing to answered for now.
K: Yea, same here. Also thanks for letting us know you like our arguments too. I'll be sure to tease, humiliate and embarrass my sister in the future.
M: And i'll be sure to smack you in the face than the shoulder next time.
K: Hah! love ya sis.
M: And i love/hate ya too sis. x3
1. Your body is a very interesting phenomena. As I heard it is extremely rare to be born as a perfect two headed beings. Do You have any health problems because of Your body-build? Don't understand Me wrong, You two look healthy and happy, but bodies of most species haven't evolved to live with two heads.
2. Have You two ever have argue so bad that You had wished to never meet each other again? If You do, How do You solve this?
3. What Do You like wearing most? Do You have different preferences of what to wear?
And last one... May I take You a photo? And also May You write Your autographs on it? :)
K: Fans who ain't creeps anyway :P
M: Karish. Please. Not infront of our fans.
K: Fine but if i see a body pillow of us I’m not holding back.
M: I won't even stop ya. ANYWAY it's nice to meet too ^^
K: Likewise, so your question is our body. well we sorta answered this in the last post but what the hell :) the few health problems we have mostly include our body control is split between us. one brain each controls only one arm and one leg each. for most of our early life we were marked as crippled.
M: Because we lacked any coordination or team work, our legs never really 'worked' so we had to use a wheelchair or crutches to move around. Sounds rather sad to hear from your badass smugglers huh?
K: I think it's inspiring really. We could make a book about our childhood. we'd make millions! XD
M: Mmmm... someday. besides that we have 2 hearts for better blood circulation and i think the doctors said our lungs are slightly larger too? i can't recall honestly.
K: Me neither but i don't pay attention on our check ups much. Next question is arguments. Yes. A few times we argued so much we wanted to even physically kill each other... but this was long ago when we were young and we couldn't walk.
M: We were kids! our lives were miserable because we were handicapped and had no alone time to ourselves. When we got into different music though things really got physical. I broke Karisha's nose and was grounded from doing anything. For 5 hours
K: Eeeeeah, see Dad had to be creative with grounding only one of us so he literally gags Mena and tied her only arm and leg to our wheel chair. Just so she wouldn't punch, kick or bite me. I later regret blasting Mena's ears with heavy industrial metal music since, well i was egging her at the time and i realized using one hand i couldn't do a whole lot but use my phone. Then i came clean with our folks. Mom and Dad were pleased i told the truth but said i had to be grounded too. so i was tied and gagged for 6 hours.
M: Yea after that affair, mom and dad told us we have to make a pact with each other since, well... what loving father wouldn't feel bad gagging his only two girls?
K: yea so we made a truce and things got along better. these days the only things we fight about is playing video games. Mena has no since of direction in sandbox games.
M: and your a piss poor on your timing, how did you not see that guy telegraph his power swing?
K: Hey! i was more focused on the archer! it's you're fault for not dodging!
M: Uuuurg... yea, we mostly argue about games or other things these days but they never get spiteful to the point when we want the other to die or something.
K: Ooooph! I’m starting to lose our breath here. lets make this last one quick.
M: Right. Hm... Well i like to wear more stylish clothes if possible. Karisha isn't much into Fashion but once in a while i find a combination she likes and I’m pleased with. i use to like skirts and dresses but Karisha's tomboy side rubbed off on me and i quite like casual clothes as my sis does. besides being practical and useful their just all around comfortable.
K: As for me I'd always liked jackets and jeans. The more womanly clothes mom tried to make us wear just never settled with me as I was more into boys clothes and toys. but over time Mena feminine wiles-
M: Wat?
K: -finally got me into woman's clothes. mostly in the formal dresses. i LOVE a slinky, sexy dress. I guess when we grew up we finally opened up to each other and rubbed off on each other.
M: Whooo! wow, that's alot of talking! As for your last, LAST question. Yes and Yes. you can take a photo of us and we're try and sign it if possible but no promises x3
1. If you ever hypothetically took the opportunity, temporary or otherwise, to have separate bodies, what would be the first thing you’d do?
2. I only just found out in one of the written stories that you both are mutants. Looks like even that can’t hold back how pretty you both look. :) Have you ever met any other people who share the same body or even any singular people that “occupy” more than one head?
3. I saw one picture where, in some abandoned laboratory in a wasteland, you had a third head named Sasha join in. What’s the story behind that? Were you guys as uncomfortable as you looked in the picture?