...wtf

https://youtu.be/zHalXjs0cDA?t=2m43s

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't fit very well anywhere, realistically...

Realistically, but anyone can dream!

Well... Somebody wants to die?

I'm not sure if you're referring to what I said or to what this object is supposed to be used for when you say that. Haha

Hmm... Maybe see it for both... But your name fits perfect to the subject here... <_< >_>

Haha, I'm definitely not -that- brave.

Well... Can you run faster than I walk? xD... But still... it's so ridiculous... But we all know... someone will actual try that... ._.
Well, internal fuck up... Wouldn't that be a glorious headline for the news? <_<

uhhhhh i don't even XD

I need this!
But totally not for its intended purpose.
I totally just wana pull it out and smack a guy upside the face anytime they do something stupid with it. Mhrmf.... Im laughing internally just thinking about it...

It looks like it could easily replace a leg on your coffee table. Actually, why not get four and just use -all- of them for a coffee table?

"Please come in, and enjoy my penis table, its hand crafted."

Yeah and if you turn it upside-down, you and three of your closest friends can have a totally different tea party.

Haha, There is no way I could fit that.... Places.

Would make for a nice centerpiece.

It definitely demands attention, for sure.

That just looks painful ;w;
Are you sure that's even a sex toy any more?
It just looks like it's meant for bludgeoning and humiliating at once. Would be good for burglars

Lol maybe if you run into a burglar you should use it for its intended purpose, to teach them the error of their ways.

Wait wait wait D: On who?

I gotta be honest, like. The smaller ones are usually pretty nice, and yet even those are fairly challenging. I couldn't imagine the training and the adult diapers required to use toys like this.

Who the fuck are these marketed to? How many people Mr. Hands with these things? Is there a race of Goatse people who buy these things?

Jesus Christ, these giant fake wieners ask more questions than they could ever answer.

Seriously. Even the mediums are pretty sizable. I won't pretend, the -idea- of a huge toy is really nice, especially after years of ingesting furry porn, but the diaper thing is pretty terrifying.

I'm willing to bet that they have a steady flow of customers who pride themselves on their ability to take giant toys, so they buy every new XL that comes out because it's "the next challenge". I've been on forums where people talk about it and will compare which is best. It's funny to me, because it's like a guy talking about the quality of super spicy peppers who's already burnt out his taste buds to the point that he can't savor steak.

I never thought of it that way but yeah. xD These giant dildos are to butt-hungry homos what super-peppers are to dudebro fucks.

hah , had to pay a visit on toypics after i saw this x3... and wouldn't you know someone did it .3.

if someone can take the American challenge successfully, I have hope for this one.

Some brave soul must, for those of us who cannot.

Dude.
There is a video of someone taking that thing FULLY on toypics. xD
Just saying.

He's a professional but HOLY FUCK.

Pfft, more like he's a daredevil at this point. Yeesh