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I Wanna know, Did you ever see the rain?
16 years ago
CCR fo shiz
It occurs to me that a journal is supposed to be about me, so Heres a journal about me and how Great I am.
25 Things I did that someone else got credit for:
1. Discovered Penicillin.
2. Invented the Moon. (Well this has been credited to a large rock breakaway from earth or other theories, but the truth is, I made it)
3. Started the Lutheran church (Martin Luther bought the rights from me as part of an indulgance)
4. Convinced the Large Hadron Collider not destroy the earth.
5. Banned gay marriage rights in California (I did it for the lulz)
6. Successfully Lobbied to get little people banned from public places (Well not yet, but soon enough)
7. Thwarted the JFK assassination plot. (Only to have some other Asshole do it on the same day)
8. Put the hole in donuts.
9. Used mathematical induction to prove that Maths is Evil.
10. Made windows Vista (I had to pay a lot to convince Microsoft to accept responsibility for that)
11. Started World War 2 (Dammit Hitler, stop taking credit for that)
12. Had the makers of Eclipse IDE executed. (Not yet, but soon enough)
13. Gave Stephen Hawking's Motor Neurone disease
14. Sank the Titanic
15. Escaped From Castle Wolfenstein (I mean WTF the guy in the ID software adaptation had a German Name)
16. Sneezed on the Martians from War of the worlds.
17. Directed The Godfather.
18. Dressed up like a pirate and tried to assassinate Hitler.
19. Invented the english language.
20. Captured Bin Laden and Suddam Hussein.
21. Was the 39th President of the USA
22. Established the Starbucks Franchise.
23. Invented Arby's Curley fries.
24. Made x = x-1
25. Invented all of Thomas Edisons inventions.
It occurs to me that a journal is supposed to be about me, so Heres a journal about me and how Great I am.
25 Things I did that someone else got credit for:
1. Discovered Penicillin.
2. Invented the Moon. (Well this has been credited to a large rock breakaway from earth or other theories, but the truth is, I made it)
3. Started the Lutheran church (Martin Luther bought the rights from me as part of an indulgance)
4. Convinced the Large Hadron Collider not destroy the earth.
5. Banned gay marriage rights in California (I did it for the lulz)
6. Successfully Lobbied to get little people banned from public places (Well not yet, but soon enough)
7. Thwarted the JFK assassination plot. (Only to have some other Asshole do it on the same day)
8. Put the hole in donuts.
9. Used mathematical induction to prove that Maths is Evil.
10. Made windows Vista (I had to pay a lot to convince Microsoft to accept responsibility for that)
11. Started World War 2 (Dammit Hitler, stop taking credit for that)
12. Had the makers of Eclipse IDE executed. (Not yet, but soon enough)
13. Gave Stephen Hawking's Motor Neurone disease
14. Sank the Titanic
15. Escaped From Castle Wolfenstein (I mean WTF the guy in the ID software adaptation had a German Name)
16. Sneezed on the Martians from War of the worlds.
17. Directed The Godfather.
18. Dressed up like a pirate and tried to assassinate Hitler.
19. Invented the english language.
20. Captured Bin Laden and Suddam Hussein.
21. Was the 39th President of the USA
22. Established the Starbucks Franchise.
23. Invented Arby's Curley fries.
24. Made x = x-1
25. Invented all of Thomas Edisons inventions.
